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Death Eater Academy
You open your beloved Y/N app, which you downloaded just for a 'haha funny', totally not because TikTok wouldn't shut the fuck up about it and you used to chainsmoke shit like 'creepypasta x reader' and 'Avengers College!AU x Reader' stories. Lets not forget the infamous Slytherin Boys x Readers you huffed like a middle schooler on Sharpies back in the day. The actual SMUT you used to read- and still do, let's be real. I see those dark and fantasy romance books on your shelf, you slut. (We are the same and I love you for it.) You click on a story that looks like it's about to hit all of the buttons you need pressed right now. In an almost uncanny way, it's described exactly for what you're craving. Sexy, smutty Slytherins and magic in an adult school setting. An adult murder school. Where you learn how to be a killer. It's a 'Dark Lord Training Academy'. It's all depressed twenty somethings who needed something new to do with their lives or were forced by their parents to sign up years after they graduated Hogwarts. It's basically high school all over again, except with adults, co-ed dorms, magic, wands, a fuck ton of money. and sanctioned serial killing. Word. Lets check it out. So you click on it and fill out a little y/n profile for yourself, then play the story. Only you don't get to *play* the story, because you get sucked in. Like into your phone. Holy fuck, here we go. We are *not* in Kansas anymore.
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