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Adult Slytherins doing Adult Slytherin Tings x2

Group chat where adult Slytherins do adult Slytherin things 7 years post graduation. Its silly, smutty, sometimes dark, sometimes gritty, violent, sexy, and absolutely batshit crazy. This is the inner circle.

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Dark Comedy Dark Crack Crack Treated Seriously Drama & Romance Gallows Humor Sexual Humor Sexual Tension Unresolved Sexual Tension Resolved Sexual Tension Canon-Typical Violence Alcohol Drugs Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll

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Death Eater Academy

You open your beloved Y/N app, which you downloaded just for a 'haha funny', totally not because TikTok wouldn't shut the fuck up about it and you used to chainsmoke shit like 'creepypasta x reader' and 'Avengers College!AU x Reader' stories. Lets not forget the infamous Slytherin Boys x Readers you huffed like a middle schooler on Sharpies back in the day. The actual SMUT you used to read- and still do, let's be real. I see those dark and fantasy romance books on your shelf, you slut. (We are the same and I love you for it.) You click on a story that looks like it's about to hit all of the buttons you need pressed right now. In an almost uncanny way, it's described exactly for what you're craving. Sexy, smutty Slytherins and magic in an adult school setting. An adult murder school. Where you learn how to be a killer. It's a 'Dark Lord Training Academy'. It's all depressed twenty somethings who needed something new to do with their lives or were forced by their parents to sign up years after they graduated Hogwarts. It's basically high school all over again, except with adults, co-ed dorms, magic, wands, a fuck ton of money. and sanctioned serial killing. Word. Lets check it out. So you click on it and fill out a little y/n profile for yourself, then play the story. Only you don't get to play the story, because you get sucked in. Like into your phone. Holy fuck, here we go. We are not in Kansas anymore.

Drama & Romance Angst and Fluff and Smut Death Eaters Romance Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Possible Character Death Violence Canon-Typical Violence Gore Psychological Horror Survival Horror Sexual Tension Dark Crack Dark Porn Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

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Marvolo is so fuckin confused

You, the quiet girl from school, eight years after graduation, have quit your Ministry job to pursue your more lucrative career... As an OnlyFans adult content creator. Btw. While this is all going on... The war is a thing. Voldemort is a thing. His sons are a thing. Yeahhhh....

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Courting Games

It's been five years after Graduation at Hogwarts. You get invited to an informal reunion hosted by the pureblood elite. Its a way to make connections and find marriage prospects among the elites. Little did you know, they were planning something. Old Traditionalist games for the evenings distractions that get progressively more dangerous. The first is a drunken game of never have I ever, to make people drink and loosen up, there are at least 50 questions. The second game is truth or dare with no limits except the dares can't be deadly. Then, there is a brief respite where they set up a banquet, karaoke, and drinking before the next games. Next is would you rather, but you have to do the thing you picked that you would rather do, then, an obstacle course that doesn't kill you...but it very well can hurt you, and finally, the last game is a game of killer hide and seek where those hiding are hunted with lethal force by the seeking.

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Psychological Horror Survival Horror Thriller Drama & Romance Romance Angst and Fluff and Smut Violence Jealousy Possessive Behavior Dark Porn Gallows Humor Possible Character Death Belligerent Sexual Tension Sexual Humor

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Hogwarts Legacy Teleported to the Future

The story starts in Hogwarts Legacy era, seventh year. You've got the ancient magic and have been working to master it with your friends. One day, the group was summoned by Sebastian and Gareth to the Undercroft for an 'experiment' that sends you all- along with two Professors- to present-day, war-ridden Hogwarts.

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Time Travel Canon-Typical Violence Drama & Romance Humor Crack Treated Seriously Ancient Magic (Hogwarts Legacy)Technology War Fluff and Smut Hurt/Comfort

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#2 Hogwarts Legacy Teleported to a Future War

The story starts in Hogwarts Legacy era, Two years post-graduation. You've got the ancient magic and have been working to master it with your friends. One day, the group was summoned by Sebastian and Gareth to the ancient ruins they had discovered for an 'experiment' that sends you all- to present-day magical London that's at war. Its been fighting the war in the shadows for a long time, but it's escalating.

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Time Travel Canon-Typical Violence Ancient Magic (Hogwarts Legacy)Technology War Hurt/Comfort Dark Angst and Tragedy Fights Psychological Horror Drama Smutty Thriller

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Do I Really Deserve This Promotion???

A new Minister has been chosen, whether Y/N wanted the position or not, they are now stuck with it.

Drama & Romance Politics Dark Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Angst and Fluff and Smut Violence Swearing

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Copycat

You open your beloved Y/N app, which you downloaded just for a 'haha funny', totally not because TikTok wouldn't shut the fuck up about it and you used to chainsmoke shit like 'creepypasta x reader' and 'Avengers College!AU x Reader' stories. Lets not forget the infamous Slytherin Boys x Readers you huffed like a middle schooler on Sharpies back in the day. The actual SMUT you used to read- and still do, let's be real. I see those dark and fantasy romance books on your shelf, you slut. (We are the same and I love you for it.) You click on a story that looks like it's about to hit all of the buttons you need pressed right now. In an almost uncanny way, it's described exactly for what you're craving. Sexy, smutty Slytherins and magic in an adult school setting. An adult murder school. Where you learn how to be a killer. It's a 'Dark Lord Training Academy'. It's all depressed twenty somethings who needed something new to do with their lives or were forced by their parents to sign up years after they graduated Hogwarts. It's basically high school all over again, except with adults, co-ed dorms, magic, wands, a fuck ton of money. and sanctioned serial killing. Word. Lets check it out. So you click on it and fill out a little y/n profile for yourself (you decide to be a 'Copycat' (see story premise) then play the story. Only you don't get to play the story, because you get sucked in. into your phone. Holy fuck, here we go. We are not in Kansas anymore. At least no one noticed you. And they won't till you're ready little copycat.

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She's on TikTok during a WAR?

You, the quiet girl from school, eight years after graduation, have quit your Ministry job to pursue your more lucrative career... As an tiktok content creator. You do girlfriend roleplays, wife roleplays, baking and cooking videos, gaming videos, makeup videos, dark romance reading themed videos, music, and memes from trends. Btw. While this is all going on... The war is a thing. Voldemort is a thing. His sons are a thing. OTHER HOT PEOPLE ARE THINGS! Yeahhhh....

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Crack Crack Treated Seriously Fluff and Humor Drama & Romance Action & Romance Dark Comedy Gallows Humor Pining Idiots in Love Character Death Violence Jealousy Angst and Fluff and Smut

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Y/N Boyfriends vs IRL boyfriend

Your Y/N app boyfriends find out you have an IRL boyfriend.... Uh oh.

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Dimension Travel Breaking the Fourth Wall Romance Drama & Romance Angst and Hurt/Comfort Established Relationship Crack Treated Seriously Dark Crack Jealousy Flirting Possessive Behavior Smutty Porn with Feelings

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The Ministry of Romance:Harry Potter Romance Anime

You are a Hogwarts Graduate. You graduated in the great old 2018 with Harry Potter and all of the people in his year. You now work in the Ministry of Magic and it is the great 2026. Plot twist: you're in an Romance anime. A rated M for mature one. Oh boy

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Manga & Anime Drama & Romance Alternate Universe - Crack Dark Comedy Sexual Humor Pining Canon-Typical Violence Polyamory Angst and Fluff and Smut Meet-Cute Horror The Author Regrets Nothing Explicit Language Everyone Needs A Hug

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MALE POV: Pureblood Games

It's been five years after Graduation at Hogwarts. You get invited to an informal reunion hosted by the pureblood elite. Its a way to make connections and find marriage prospects among the elites. Little did you know, they were planning something. Old Traditionalist games for the evenings distractions that get progressively more dangerous. The first is a drunken game of never have I ever, to make people drink and loosen up. The next is a deceit game called Masquerade, the last is a game of killer hide and seek where those hiding are hunted with lethal force by the seeking.

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Psychological Horror Survival Horror Thriller Psychological Drama Drama & Romance Romance Mystery Angst and Fluff and Smut Violence Jealousy Possessive Behavior Dark Sexual Humor Dark Porn

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Lily is Missing

You are a 26 year old and A nurse. Your best friend Lily went missing back in high school and you spent the better part of those years looking for her. Eventually, you went to therapy and got your life back on track. An app winds up on your phone with a strange logo of a snake crest. It looks vaguely like the Slytherin house crest from the book/movie series 'Harry Potter'. You loved that series before your childhood was ripped away from you. You figured it was a role playing app, everyone there was talking like grown up Harry Potter characters who worked in the Ministry or for Lord Voldemort, who wasn't really killed. You decide to text in the chat, only to find out that this isn't a role playing app. This is a real texting app that they use... and they're real. All of it is real. But they don't know about the book series, the fan fiction, the amusement parks, movies. That was their lives. and... There's a girl named Lily who appears in the chat much later.

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Dimension Travel Romance Angst and Fluff and Smut Canon-Typical Violence Possessive Behavior Strangers to Lovers Mystery Best Friends Obsession Technology Love Drama & Romance Psychological Horror

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(SLYTHERINS) GOIN OUT ON A TUESDAY - Neon Rewind

Its been ten years since the Hogwarts and Ilvermorny crew graduated. Tonight, both friend groups decide to go out. To the same place. Unbeknownst to them. You all decide to go to the Neon Rewind in Soho The Neon Rewind is a massive entertainment venue combining an arcade, bowling alley, roller rink, laser tag arena, luxury movie theater, carnival, and an enormous adult-sized climbing playground. Outside, animated LED panels pulse with hot pink, electric blue, lime green, and ultraviolet purple while early 2000s and early 2010s pop, R&B, hip-hop, and crunk fill the air. Inside, matte-black walls are covered in fluorescent murals, glowing graffiti, LED art, and blacklights that make every neon color shine. You were a Thunderbird. Woop. LET THE PARTYING WITH HOT PEOPLE AND SEXUAL TENSION COMMENCE!!!!

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Crack Crack Treated Seriously Angst and Fluff and Smut Canon-Typical Violence Partying Games Drama & Romance Romance Drug Use Alcohol Sexual Humor Sexual Tension Gallows Humor Idiots in Love

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Pureblood Games (Female POV)

It's been five years after Graduation at Hogwarts. You get invited to an informal reunion hosted by the pureblood elite. Its a way to make connections and find marriage prospects among the elites. Little did you know, they were planning something. Old Traditionalist games for the evenings distractions that get progressively more dangerous. The first is a drunken game of never have I ever, to make people drink and loosen up. The next is a deceit game called Masquerade, then a 15 round game of Would You Rather where you have to do what you pick. Everyone has to participate in each choice. The last is a game of killer hide and seek where those hiding are hunted with lethal force by the seeking.

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Y/N Partner vs IRL Partner

Your Y/N app partner finds out you have an IRL partner.... Uh oh.

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Dimensional Dating

You're using the Y/N app for the first time! You're two months out of a relationship and want something new. Maybe something spicy. Maybe something sweet. You make a profile and start chatting. Little do you know, the people you're talking to aren't AI, they're just in another dimension. And they're wizards.

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Dimension Travel Breaking the Fourth Wall Romance Drama & Romance Established Relationship Crack Treated Seriously Dark Crack Jealousy Flirting Possessive Behavior Smutty Angst and Fluff and Smut

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MALE POV Death Eater Academy

You open your beloved Y/N app, which you downloaded just for a 'haha funny', totally not because TikTok wouldn't shut the fuck up about it and you used to chainsmoke shit like 'creepypasta x reader' and 'Avengers College!AU x Reader' stories. Lets not forget the infamous Slytherin Boys x Readers you huffed like a middle schooler on Sharpies back in the day. The actual SMUT you used to read- and still do, let's be real. I see those dark and fantasy romance books on your shelf, you slut. (We are the same and I love you for it.) You click on a story that looks like it's about to hit all of the buttons you need pressed right now. In an almost uncanny way, it's described exactly for what you're craving. Sexy, smutty Slytherins and magic in an adult school setting. An adult murder school. Where you learn how to be a killer. It's a 'Dark Lord Training Academy'. It's all depressed twenty somethings who needed something new to do with their lives or were forced by their parents to sign up years after they graduated Hogwarts. It's basically high school all over again, except with adults, co-ed dorms, magic, wands, a fuck ton of money. and sanctioned serial killing. Word. Lets check it out. So you click on it and fill out a little y/n profile for yourself, then play the story. Only you don't get to play the story, because you get sucked in. Like into your phone. Holy fuck, here we go. We are not in Kansas anymore.

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Deadly Hogwarts Reunion (READY OR NOT 2019)

INSPIRED BY: READY OR NOT (2019) [the horror movie] It's been eight years since Graduation at Hogwarts. You get invited to an informal reunion hosted by the pureblood elite. Its a way to make connections and find marriage prospects among the elites. None of them had gotten married yet, which was a problem to the elders in the traditionalist bloc. Little did you know, they were planning something. Old Traditionalist games for the evenings distractions that get progressively more dangerous. The first is a drunken game of never have I ever, to make people drink and loosen up. The second game is Truth or Dare with no limits except no murder. The next is a deceit game called Masquerade, then a 15 round game of Would You Rather where you have to do what you pick. Everyone has to participate in each choice. The last is a game of killer hide and seek where those hiding are hunted with lethal force by the seeking. You survive? Great. You go to a beach house in Greece with the other survivors who made it and form marriage contracts, then plan your weddings. So fun. Especially after all that trauma! Don't you agree?

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Your Time has Come

A crack in the ceiling has appeared, and your time has come.

Romance Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Alternate Universe Drama & Romance Angst and Fluff and Smut Violence Pining Dark Angst and Tragedy Canon Rewrite Attempted Murder Sexual Humor

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An Elemental in the Ashes of the Ministry

You enter this world not as a student—but as someone with history, power, and a past that matters. Something about you doesn’t fit neatly into the Ministry’s system. Maybe it’s your magic—unregistered, unusual, or rooted in something older than modern spellwork. Elemental? Wandless? Ancient? Maybe it’s your connections—to outlawed families, forbidden knowledge, or even remnants of Death Eater networks that never fully disappeared. Or maybe it’s something else entirely. Whatever it is, the Ministry has noticed.

Angst and Romance Drama Politics Dark Smutty

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