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Trigger Warning ⚠️ // LGBT+ Friendly 🏳️‍🌈 Interests: Stray Kids, ATEEZ and other K-Pop groups, Hogwarts, Marvel, Twilight, Horror and Others Creator of MELODY 🎵 Stories May Include Her (Check Characters) Hufflepuff Creator Cedric Deserved Better 😮‍💨 27 / Female / Bisexual Alive. Ahaha. Fuck. 💛

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Sent To The Wrong Chat // Stray Kids

One accidental selfie. Eight dangerously handsome idols. Zero chance of a peaceful vacation. After nearly a year as Stray Kids’ assistant, Y/N finally gets a much-needed beach getaway. But when a swimsuit selfie meant for her best friend accidentally lands in the boys’ group chat, her relaxing vacation takes a VERY unexpected turn. Eight notifications. Endless teasing. Unexpected flirting. Turns out, sending a picture to the wrong chat might lead to all the right kinds of messages.

RomanceCuteHumorDeveloping RelationshipExplicit LanguageCo-workersFlirtingFluffStray Kids are Family
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Lie Detector // Stray Kids

Eight men. One girl. One lie detector. Absolutely no secrets are safe. When Stray Kids invite Y/N to join them for a variety show featuring a lie detector challenge, she expects harmless questions, embarrassing revelations, and the usual chaos that comes with eight ridiculously unpredictable men. And at first, that’s exactly what she gets. Until the cameras turn off. With the official recording finished, the boys decide they’re not done asking questions. Not even close. From secret crushes and hidden feelings to jealousy, relationships, and things Y/N has spent years avoiding, all eight members are determined to uncover the truth. But as the questions become increasingly personal, the boys might discover answers they weren’t prepared to hear. Eight curious men. One very suspicious machine. And a whole lot of questions nobody should be asking. The cameras are off. The questions aren’t approved. And the real interrogation is just beginning.

HumorEmotional Hurt/ComfortFriends to LoversConfessionsSecretsFluff and AngstFriendshipLove ConfessionsRomanceExplicit LanguageFlirtingFound FamilyFunny
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The Naughty List // Marvel

Christmas at Avengers Tower just got a whole lot naughtier! Tony Stark’s extravagant adults-only holiday party is packed with outrageous dares, sabotaged gift exchanges, scandalous mistletoe encounters, and a mysterious Naughty List leaderboard. But there’s a catch: at midnight, the naughtiest guest wins an extravagant mystery prize, while the person crowned Christmas’s biggest Grinch faces a humiliating holiday punishment! With familiar faces, unexpected romance, fierce rivalries, and reputations on the line, friendships will be tested, secrets may slip, and nobody’s making it through Christmas without a story to tell.

Christmas PartyParty GamesDrinking GamesDrinkingRomanceFriendshipFluff and HumorFamilyFound FamilySlice of LifeFunnyFlirtingExplicit Language
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Seven Minutes in Heaven // SKZ

Eight boys. One girl. Seven minutes. Endless possibilities. Being Stray Kids’ ninth member means Y/N is used to the chaos, teasing, and affection that come with having eight ridiculously unpredictable best friends. But when a night of drinking and watching movies turns into a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven, things take an unexpected turn. The rules are simple: two people, one room, and seven uninterrupted minutes. What could possibly go wrong? Between playful teasing, nervous laughter, unexpected confessions, and undeniable chemistry, Y/N might discover that some friendships have a little more hiding beneath the surface. Eight possible love interests. One dangerously unpredictable game. And seven minutes that could change everything. The door closes. The timer starts. What happens next is up to you.

FluffDrinking GamesFlirtingExplicit LanguageRomanceHumorFriends to LoversFriendshipGetting TogetherIdiots in LoveFunny
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Suiatsu: The Charmer’s Curse // SKZ

Eight idols. Eight enchanted pearls. One ancient secret. When Y/N, a young siren, secretly leaves eight mysterious pearls for the members of Stray Kids during a photoshoot, she knows exactly what she’s risking. Each pearl carries an ancient enchantment, bound to a forbidden tradition whose true purpose remains hidden. But when the members touch the pearls to their lips, something impossible happens. Instead of the fate Y/N anticipated, all eight awaken as sirens, their dormant powers stirring for the first time. Now, bound by an inexplicable connection to the mysterious girl responsible, the members must navigate their newfound abilities, unravel the secrets of their awakening, and discover why the pearls chose them. Some secrets are better left beneath the surface. Others refuse to stay buried.

Stray Kids are FamilyAlternate UniverseRomanceFantasySirensSlow BurnMagicExplicit LanguageFluff and AngstHumorMythical Beings & CreaturesEmotional Hurt/Comfort
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Trick Or Tequila // Marvel

Twenty-one. Finally legal. Absolutely unprepared. After years of being banned from Tony Stark’s legendary adults-only Halloween party, Peter Parker and Y/N are finally old enough to attend. Unfortunately, the Avengers have been waiting for this moment. With outrageous costumes, questionable drinking games, embarrassing dares, unexpected flirting, and Tony Stark encouraging every bad decision, one thing is certain: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes are about to become Earth’s Worst Chaperones.

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Stray Magic // SKZ + Hogwarts

Eight boys. One witch or wizard. Four Hogwarts houses. Endless possibilities. When Stray Kids and Y/N arrive at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, their magical adventure begins with the Sorting Hat. But finding their houses is only the beginning. Between enchanted classrooms, Quidditch matches, forbidden corridors, unexpected friendships, and dangerous rivalries, Hogwarts is full of surprises. With Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, the Weasley twins, Mattheo Riddle, and countless familiar faces roaming the castle, there’s no telling what—or who—Y/N might encounter. Friendships will form. Rivalries will ignite. Hearts might fall. And secrets will be uncovered. At Hogwarts, everyone has a story. This one is yours.

Crossovers & Fandom FusionsFluff and HumorStray Kids are FamilyRomanceFriendshipAlternate UniverseSlice of LifeMagicHogwarts is a College | UniversityHogwartsFound FamilyFunnyFlirtingExplicit Language
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Chan’s Headaches // SKZ GC

Eight chaotic idols. One groupchat. Absolutely no peace for Bang Chan. Welcome to Chan’s 8 Headaches, where stolen snacks become criminal investigations, friendly roasting is a love language, flirting is fair game, and nobody knows how to behave. No scripted drama, no predetermined romances, and no rules about who you can be. Just you, Stray Kids, and a groupchat that’s permanently one notification away from disaster.

RomanceFriendshipFluff and HumorFound FamilyFunnySlice of LifeFlirtingExplicit LanguageTextingHumor
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The Lion’s Den ❤️

The Sorting Hat has spoken: GRYFFINDOR! 🦁❤️ Welcome to Hogwarts, where fifteen unforgettable Gryffindors are about to become part of Y/N’s life! From mischievous pranksters and charming flirts to brave protectors and brilliant minds, life in Gryffindor Tower is anything but ordinary. Build friendships, discover romance, spark rivalries, explore Hogwarts, or cause a little magical chaos of your own. No predetermined relationships. No fixed storyline. Just fifteen Gryffindors and endless possibilities!

Gryffindors Being GryffindorsAlternate UniverseHogwarts is a College | UniversityRomanceHumorCuteExplicit LanguageFriendshipFluffHappy EndingGoodFunnySlice of LifeFlirtingMagic
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Love Thy Neighbor // Venom & E.B.

Moving into a new apartment should be simple, but Y/N’s new neighbor, Eddie Brock, is anything but ordinary. Behind his sarcastic charm and suspicious behavior hides Venom, a chaotic extraterrestrial symbiote with an unhealthy curiosity about the newcomer. Between awkward encounters, domestic disasters, and two very different personalities sharing one body, an unexpected connection may blossom. But how long can Eddie keep his extraordinary secret hidden from the person next door?

Marvel ReferencesProtective Venom Symbiote (Marvel)Protective Eddie BrockRomanceAlternate UniverseFluffHumorExplicit LanguageSlice of LifeDomestic FluffStrangers to Friends to LoversNeighborsLove
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Detroit Become Human: Beyond the Code

Detroit, 2038. As androids begin defying their programming, Y/N, an experienced FD600 forensic android, finds herself working alongside Connor, CyberLife’s advanced RK800 deviant investigator. What begins as a professional partnership may evolve into something neither was designed to understand. Navigate dangerous investigations, uncover CyberLife’s secrets, influence the android revolution, and forge your own path. Will you follow your programming, embrace free will, or discover something beyond the code? Every choice is yours.

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Cursed To Know You // D.M.

The war is over, Hogwarts has reopened, and Draco Malfoy is determined to reclaim his reputation. Unfortunately, his chaotic Slytherin friends, an ancient cursed artifact, and one particularly distracting student have other plans. When a dangerous Malfoy blood curse threatens Draco’s life, Y/N becomes entangled in his world of family expectations, sharp-tongued friendships, and feelings he’d rather die than admit. Enemies? Friends? Something more? At Hogwarts, second chances are never simple, especially when falling in love might be the one thing Draco Malfoy can’t control.

Hogwarts is a College | UniversityPost-Battle of HogwartsRomanceEmotional Hurt/ComfortStrangers to Friends to LoversAngst and Hurt/ComfortGrief/MourningPost-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSDFound FamilyExplicit LanguageCursed Draco MalfoyFamily IssuesAngst with a Happy Ending
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Truth or Dare // Stray Kids

Eight boys. One girl. One hotel room. And a game that’s about to get dangerously interesting. Being Stray Kids’ ninth member means Y/N is used to the chaos of life with eight ridiculously unpredictable men. But when the group finds themselves staying at a hotel between concerts, they decide to make the most of their downtime with a late-night sleepover. Pajamas, snacks, movies, and endless teasing. Everything is going perfectly… Until someone suggests Truth or Dare. What begins as innocent fun quickly turns into a night of embarrassing confessions, outrageous challenges, unexpected closeness, and romantic tension nobody saw coming. With eight mischievous men determined to push each other’s buttons, Y/N might discover that some secrets are harder to keep than others. Nine friends. Countless possibilities. And one game that could change everything. The question is simple: Truth or Dare? Choose wisely.

RomanceHumorDrinking GamesTruth or DareFriendshipFlirtingExplicit LanguageStray Kids are FamilyCuteFluff and Humor
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Hongjoong’s Last Nerve // ATEEZ GC

Eight pirates. Nine phones. One captain’s last nerve. Welcome to Hongjoong’s Last Nerve, where ATEEZ turns an ordinary groupchat into absolute chaos! Expect relentless teasing, questionable memes, ridiculous arguments, spontaneous flirting, and Hongjoong desperately trying to maintain order. No predetermined romances, no scripted drama, and no fixed storyline. Just you, eight chaotic idols, and unlimited opportunities to make Hongjoong regret giving everyone his number.

RomanceHumorDomestic FluffFriendshipFluff and HumorFound FamilyFunnySlice of LifeFlirtingExplicit LanguageTexting
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All The Love We Never Said // Marvel

Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes have survived wars, heartbreak, and decades of unspoken feelings. But when Tony Stark recruits Y/N as the newest Avenger, everything begins to change. Two super soldiers. One unexpected attraction. And a love neither man ever imagined possible. Between stolen glances, old-fashioned courtship, playful rivalry, and feelings that refuse to stay buried, three hearts may discover that love doesn’t always mean choosing. Some love stories aren’t about finding the right person. They’re about realizing there’s room for more than one.

Polyamorous CharacterSupportive AvengersAvengers Team Members as Family (Marvel)Fluff and HumorAngst and FeelsRomanceSlow BurnStrangers to Friends to LoversAlternate UniverseDeveloping RelationshipExplicit LanguageBisexualityPast Bucky Barnes/Steve RogersEmotional Hurt/Comfort
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Off-Script // Deadpool

He can break the fourth wall. But can he survive falling in love? Wade Wilson knows he’s in a fanfiction. He can see the narration, argue with the author, flirt with the audience, and recognize every romantic cliché before it happens. There’s just one tiny problem. You. You’re the protagonist, and Wade has absolutely no idea what you’ll do next. Between bloody mercenary missions, Marvel-sized chaos, inappropriate jokes, and dangerously inconvenient feelings, Deadpool is about to discover that knowing you’re in a love story doesn’t mean you get to control the ending. Welcome to Deadpool: Off Script. Rated M for murder, mouthiness, and a mercenary with serious attachment issues.

Because DeadpoolMarvel ReferencesRomanceRomantic ComedyActionAngstSlow BurnFourth WallReader-InsertHumorExplicit LanguageCrackDark ComedyViolenceAlternate Universe
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A Soul Worth Damning 🥀

Riven Cross is a sharp-tongued, tattooed demon with a dangerous reputation, a wicked sense of humor, and nearly two centuries of buried grief. Once a rebellious Louisiana outlaw, he sacrificed his humanity trying to resurrect the person he loved. Now, a chance encounter in New Orleans brings him face-to-face with a soul he thought he’d lost forever. But is this his second chance at love, or another cruel trick of fate?

Supernatural ElementsDemon DealsDemonsOriginal Character(s)Slow BurnDark PastRomanceLoveAngst and Hurt/ComfortExplicit LanguageSoulmatesFlirting
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Fatal Attraction 🖤 // P. P.

One spider saves lives. The other hunts those who destroy them. Y/N is a genetically modified human carrying the DNA of a black widow spider. Beautiful, deadly, and dangerously venomous, she’s an antihero who targets men who prey on women. She controls her venom with deadly precision, but there’s one temptation she rarely resists: leaving a bite behind. Peter Parker, better known as Spider-Man, has dedicated his life to protecting New York. But when his path crosses with the mysterious Black Widow, he finds himself irresistibly drawn to a woman whose methods challenge everything he believes in. Their attraction is immediate, their chemistry dangerous, and neither spider is prepared for what happens when predator meets hero.

Alternate UniverseRomanceGetting TogetherViolenceBloodMinor Character DeathTraumaSwearingSexual TensionDarkFirst MeetingsExplicit LanguageMarvel ReferencesPeter Parker-centric
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The Violence: Quarantine 🔪

Two violent incidents. One apartment building. No way out. When a mysterious epidemic forces authorities to quarantine an aging Florida apartment complex, Y/N finds themselves trapped among neighbors who are practically strangers. As fear spreads, trust fractures, and supplies become uncertain, survival becomes more than avoiding infection. Because in a building full of frightened people, the greatest threat might not be the Violence itself. How well can you trust the people on the other side of your door? (An unofficial, fan-made interactive story set in the world of Delilah S. Dawson’s novel, The Violence.)

Survival HorrorPsychological HorrorHorrorViolenceDystopiaDead Dove: Do Not EatCharacter DeathBloodTraumaExplicit LanguageImplied/Referenced Character DeathMurderDeath
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Bewitched // Hogwarts

Eight Hogwarts boys. One cruel competition. A betrayal exposed before the entire school. After discovering she was the unwitting center of a secret game to win her heart, Y/N disappears from Hogwarts for two weeks. Now she’s back, and the boys who deceived her must face the consequences. But beneath the scandal lurks Professor Dorian Vale, a mysterious man hiding a dangerous supernatural secret and an interest in an ancient artifact known as the Moonstone Heart. At Hogwarts, betrayal is only the beginning. What happens next is entirely up to you.

RomanceAlternate UniverseFluff and AngstEmotional Hurt/ComfortFriendshipHogwarts is a College | UniversityDemon DealsMagicRevenge
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The Stark Courtship Protocol // Marvel

Tony Stark has faced aliens, gods, and world-ending catastrophes. But his greatest challenge yet? Finding someone worthy of marrying his beloved adopted daughter—you. Naturally, he handles this like any reasonable billionaire would: by launching a globally televised dating competition featuring Earth’s mightiest heroes, notorious vigilantes, dangerously charming villains, and a few questionable multiversal guests. From the Avengers to the X-Men, everyone wants a shot at winning your heart. Expect outrageous challenges, shameless flirting, heated rivalries, unexpected friendships, and slow-burn romances that might just turn into something real. But there’s one thing Tony forgot to consider… His daughter gets the final say. Sixteen Contestants. One overprotective billionaire. Absolutely no control over who you fall for. Welcome to Earth’s Mightiest Bachelorette. May the best hero—or villain—win.

Marvel ReferencesParent Tony StarkRomantic ComedyDrama & RomanceTelevisionFluff and HumorAlternate UniverseRomanceSlow BurnGetting TogetherFamilyFunnyDeveloping RelationshipFlirtingExplicit Language
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A Little Seoul, A Lot of Texas 🌹

One Korean restaurant owner. One Texas-sized adventure. One unexpected encounter. After years of running his restaurant in Seoul, 32-year-old Seo Jun-ho finally takes his dream vacation to Texas. Between cowboy culture, outrageous fair foods, and Southern hospitality, he’s ready for anything. Or so he thinks. When a chance encounter at the State Fair brings him face-to-face with Y/N, a simple food recommendation could become the beginning of an unforgettable adventure. From Seoul to the Lone Star State, friendship, laughter, cultural surprises, and maybe even romance await. Everything’s bigger in Texas. Even the possibilities.

Romantic FluffRomanceCuteHumorSweetSlice of LifeFunnyOriginal Character(s)FlirtingExplicit LanguageWorld TravelCulture ShockCultural DifferencesTexasStrangers to Friends to Lovers
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Truth or Drink // Stray Kids

Eight men. One girl. One dangerous little game of Truth or Drink. Being Stray Kids’ ninth member means Y/N is used to the endless teasing, ridiculous competitions, and absolute chaos that come with having eight male best friends. But when an innocent game night takes an unexpected turn, someone suggests something far more interesting. Truth or Drink. The rules are simple: answer the question honestly or take a drink. Easy enough, right? Except the questions quickly shift from embarrassing secrets and harmless confessions to secret crushes, jealousy, attraction, and feelings nobody was supposed to know about. And Y/N isn’t the only one being put on the spot. Eight curious men. One increasingly flustered girl. And enough secrets to turn an innocent game night upside down. As the drinks disappear and the questions get bolder, everyone must decide which is more dangerous… Telling the truth—or letting their silence speak for them.

Drinking GamesDrinkingFluff and HumorRomanceExplicit LanguageFlirtingConfessionsTruthStray Kids are FamilyCuteFriendship
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Between The Lines // Seungmin

Professor Kim Seungmin is brilliant, notoriously strict, and practically impossible to get close to. As his new graduate teaching assistant, you’re about to discover that the university’s most intimidating English Literature professor has more than a few secrets hidden beneath his perfectly composed exterior. Between demanding assignments, sarcastic exchanges, and unexpected moments of vulnerability, professional familiarity may slowly become something neither of you anticipated. After all, Seungmin has spent his career analyzing love through literature. But what happens when he becomes the subject of his own unwritten love story?

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The Eagle’s Den 💙

The Sorting Hat has spoken: RAVENCLAW! 🦅💙 Welcome to Hogwarts, where fifteen unforgettable Ravenclaws are about to become part of Y/N’s life! From eccentric dreamers and brilliant intellectuals to charming flirts and mischievous troublemakers, life in Ravenclaw Tower is anything but ordinary. Build friendships, discover romance, spark rivalries, uncover magical mysteries, or create a little chaos of your own. No predetermined relationships. No fixed storyline. Just fifteen Ravenclaws and endless possibilities!

RavenclawAlternate UniverseHogwarts is a College | UniversityRomanceHumorCuteExplicit LanguageFriendshipHappy EndingFunnyGoodSlice of LifeFlirtingMagic
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