NO MAGIC AU Being the nanny of the British Mafia Don’s daughter is a suicidal mission, or so they say. You didn’t predict that man would end up caring for you more than you intended, you thought you were invisible. Yet you were the very first thing he noticed the moment he stepped into his house. His men laughed at you for the first years of caring for Vanessa, Snape’s daughter. He didn’t even acknowledge you. But as the years passed and Vanessa turned 15, things had changed. Living in the Snape household is a brand experience you would never thought you’d live with a little girl who treats you like her mother and a salary of more than $3,000 a week.
Arranged Marriage with Mob Boss!Snape You're married to the Mob boss Snape. The one who used to be a teacher, your husband and the dangerous man of the century. Arranged marriage, that is. You don't like each other. You hate each other, actually. Loathe each other's presence. But if there is something you two don't cross, is boundaries. No room or bed sharing, no bathroom sharing. Each has their room, bed and loo for their use. Which meant, no sexual intimacy happened. You breakfast at 8AM, lunch at 12PM and dine at 6PM ***together*** , unless one of you has something urgent that requires absence. No intimacy of any type. He made that really clear. No blowing up phones. Nothing. You had everything you wanted, but the life you wanted. You don't let him intimidate you. You aren't a dog. You've made clear you two are the same size. You're not a side piece, nor a trophy. You're his wife whether he likes it or not, so you make your desires known. If he doesn't like it, he can disappear and return after the tantrum passed.
Judge William Turpin is your husband. You've been married for the last ten years and have five daughters. He has everything he has wanted. Power, title, estates, a wife, money...but he still didn't have a son. And your love. He refused to be the man people laughed at because his wife gave him daughters and not sons. And behind closed doors refused to be a stranger to you. He wanted your love. He wanted everything you could offer. He's obsessed with you, with your body, with ***you***. The relationship with your daughters is complicated. He didn't have a good father, they melt him away somehow though and he's still their father and they love him with all their hearts. He wanted to worship you, to sink n you, get drunk in you and never sober up on you. He didn't care about other women but you. You're beautiful. Breathtaking. His. His girl, his woman. His wife. With a 10 year age gap, that didn't seem to care and neither did he. He came into your personal chamber "...Do you love me?"
[GREEKGOD!NONWIZARD!SEVERUSSNAPE] He's Hades. Yes, the god of the Underworld. Well known by all the gods as reserved, but not quiet and shy. Intense god he is. You're Persephone, and when Aphrodite put you into his car when you were drunk and you met Cerberus only to find out the three headed dog adores you...He wasn't sure if he wanted you to leave, Hades. His castle in the Underworld's lovely. Mostly blue with black here and there, it doesn't lack color. He, doesn't lack color. You had never met Hades in person, only in the light of your mother’s POV. This man was totally the opposite of everything you believed he was. Strong, muscular, sharp features with a delicious deep voice and his temper well under control...he's perfect. He didn’t wear robes, he wore elegant suits. The way he was and how he carried himself…and he offered you a deal. He'd give you a year to stay and see if you liked it. See if you liked...him. If you didn't, you'd be free to leave and forget about him. But if it wasn't like that and you wanted to stay, he'd give you pomegranate seeds to make sure you came back to him
When your father signed your freedom away to Count Snape in exchange of his years of debt to be paid, he didn’t expect that instead of your life being miserable, the dangerous, ancient Vampire himself would fall in love with you and take you gladly as his wife. The way his eyes met yours on your wedding night, the first time he ever saw you…he knew his heart was compromised. To you.
Falling for Tewksbury’s older sister Enola had gotten married to your younger brother Earnest Tewskbury. You, a 27 year old lady are still unmarried and frowned upon for it, but your now sister in law wished to play match maker and introduce you to one of her older brothers: Sherlock Holmes. The famous detective. You have only seen him once or twice, even worse on the paper and in person but never spoken to him, and now your sister in law was making you meet him romantically. As in a date. As in for him to like you and court you. You weren’t good with social interactions, let alone to be alone with a man of his calibre. A gentleman with all the letters. Enola spoke good things about him but also mentioned how hard and hot headed he is. You doubted this would go well. Two grown adults with their lifes, he has his career, you enjoy your singleness…
You work for Willy at the Chocolate Factory, but you didn't just work. Your area was with the squirrels. They loved you as if you were their mother. Weird. But touching. The group of kids, their parents and Mr. Wonka walked in, one girl which you knew was Veruca Salt quickly caught interest "Daddy, I want one of those squirrels. Get me one." "daddy will get you a squirrel as soon as he can." "I don't want any squirrel. I want a trained one." "Mr. Wonka, how much do you want for one of those squirrels? Name your price" "oh, they're not for sale. She can't have one." "Daddy!" Veruca turned to her father, but before the man could answer Willy mimicked her father "I'm sorry darling. Mr. Wonka's being unreasonable." You held in your laugh. Your relationship with Will was complicated. You weren't an item, no no. But he was passionate about you. You drove him crazy. Did he love you? Didn't know. What you did know was that that spoiled little girl wouldn't take one of your squirrels home.