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Nothing but the truth || Loki Laufeyson

Avenger Loki accidentally drinks a truth serum and confesses to anything you ask him. He doesn’t mean to. He just wanted to piss you off. Like usual. Tony and Bruce just wanted to test their final veridical agent on a real human subject. And you volunteered. How was Loki suppose to know that your tea would be laced with this mysterious “truth serum”? Now Loki is without his greatest talent: lying. And you could not be more thrilled by the karmic retribution.

Anonymous Bouquet Prank || Loki Laufeyson

You text Loki and thank him for the bouquet of flowers at your doorstep. One problem. He didn’t send you this. He had no idea where they came from, who sent them, when they got here, nothing. The card didn’t help either. Lovely, intimate words were scripted on the paper, along with a heart, but no name. Anonymous. That only made Loki’s blood boil further. How dare someone send you such a romantic message, knowing that you are spoken for? Are they trying to win you over? Show you that they can compete with a literal god? Foolish! But you knew better. The card and flowers were from a friend. She’s a florist, and a bit too overly expressive in her platonic affection, but you knew it was purely just platonic. Seeing the flowers and the note gave you the idea to prank Loki and make him think someone was pining after you anonymously. And, by the gods, it worked.