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Anything Goes

You needed money. Not pity. So when an exclusive magical lounge offered excellent pay and flexible hours, you took the job and kept it secret from everyone except Pansy Parkinson. Everything is going according to plan… until a boys’ night out leads Theodore Nott, Mattheo Riddle, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, and Lorenzo Berkshire straight through the doors of your workplace. Now your carefully guarded double life is one bad decision away from collapsing, friendships are being tested, and certain Slytherins have far more questions than you’re willing to answer. After all, keeping a secret is easy. Keeping it from a room full of Slytherins is another matter entirely.

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That’s The Spirit

When an American transfer learns professional Quidditch scouts are coming to Hogwarts, she launches the school’s first cheerleading squad to help modernize Slytherin’s image and boost its players’ prospects. Between a skeptical Quidditch team, a determined Pansy Parkinson, and a castle obsessed with gossip, what starts as a branding campaign quickly becomes something much bigger.

SlytherinAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceQuidditchCheerleadersSlow BurnHumorDramaUnresolved Romantic TensionGrowthRomanceAlternate Universe - Modern SettingGetting TogetherPiningIdiots in LoveFound Family

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Fitness Is Overrated

Y/N just wanted to teach the Slytherin girls yoga. She did not intend to start a school-wide obsession, trigger a rumor epidemic, or reduce the boys of Slytherin House to jealous, possessive disasters. Unfortunately, intent and outcome have never been the same thing.

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Branching Out

An unexpected invitation transfers you from Ilvermorny to Hogwarts for your seventh year, where ancient traditions, influential families, and long-buried secrets await. As hidden ties to the House of Black begin to surface, you’ll find yourself navigating elite magical society, unlikely friendships, whispered politics, and a slow-burning romance. Between discovering where you came from and deciding who you want to become, one thing becomes clear: some legacies are inherited… others are chosen.

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