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I Like ‘Em Thick | TN
Everyone thinks they know Theodore Nott’s type. Then one Slytherin party, one very unexpected attraction, and one woman who looks nothing like his usual choices leave the famously controlled Theo having a considerably harder time keeping his eyes, and his jealousy, to himself.
Alternate Universe - Canon DivergencePossessive Theodore NottPining Theodore NottRomanceSlytherinSlytherins Being SlytherinsJealousyGetting TogetherAttractionPartying
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For Anyone I Have Overlooked
Eighth Year was supposed to be a return to normal. Instead, Hogwarts’ old families have decided it’s time their newly adult heirs start thinking about marriage. Between family expectations, an upcoming Season, questionable matchmaking, & Briar Burke inventing statistical analysis for prospective husbands, everyone is suddenly looking at their friends a little differently. After all, the perfect match might be the person you never thought to consider.
Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceHogwarts Eighth YearSlytherinSlytherins Being SlytherinsRomancePureblood Society (Harry Potter)Post-WarArranged MarriageCourtshipMarriage of ConvenienceMarriage ProposalAdultsFriends to LoversGetting TogetherMutual Pining
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When You Know, You Cyrano
Lorenzo Berkshire is charming, affectionate, hopelessly in love with Y/N… and may have exaggerated a few things while courting her. Unfortunately, most of those things belong to his best friend, Theodore Nott. Now Y/N is coming to Hogwarts, and Theo is about to meet her for the first time.
Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceHogwarts Seventh YearSlytherins Being SlytherinsRomanceFluff and AngstEmotional Hurt/ComfortFriendshipPiningLoveLove ConfessionsDramaJealousy
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(18+) The Fine Nine | S.B.
After losing a bet to Pansy Parkinson, nine Slytherin men are handed one spectacularly humiliating forfeit: secretly form an a cappella group and serenade Y/N with “Birthday Sex” at her surprise party. Add matching suspenders, ten independently chosen gifts, increasingly chaotic rehearsals, and the dangerous possibility that performing an explicitly sexual song for a friend might make someone see her very differently. What could possibly go wrong?
Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceSlytherins Being SlytherinsSingingBoybandBets & WagersFriends to LoversBirthdayTensionFlirtingRomantic ComedyHumorAdultsHogwarts Eighth YearRomanceCrack
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Anything Goes
You needed money. Not pity. So when an exclusive magical lounge offered excellent pay and flexible hours, you took the job and kept it secret from everyone except Pansy Parkinson. Everything is going according to plan… until a boys’ night out leads Theodore Nott, Mattheo Riddle, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, and Lorenzo Berkshire straight through the doors of your workplace. Now your carefully guarded double life is one bad decision away from collapsing, friendships are being tested, and certain Slytherins have far more questions than you’re willing to answer. After all, keeping a secret is easy. Keeping it from a room full of Slytherins is another matter entirely.
SlytherinBurlesqueHogwartsAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceFriends to LoversMutual PiningSlow BurnFound FamilyProtective Theodore NottSecret IdentityDouble LifeAngstHumorRomanceDrama
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Keep Your Shirt On
Y/N has spent years stealing Theodore Nott’s things. His favorite jumper. His cigarettes. His patience. But wearing his white Oxford shirt as a dress for a night out with a couple of handsome French heirs from Beauxbatons? That might finally get a reaction. Pansy, your best friend and chaos demon, naturally, decides to make things worse.
Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceRomanceFriends to LoversGetting TogetherMutual PiningIdiots in LoveLove ConfessionsJealousyHogwarts Eighth YearPossessive BehaviorUnresolved Sexual TensionSlytherins Being SlytherinsClubbingPossessive Theodore NottAdults
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Playing House
A forgotten Hogwarts bylaw. A fake marriage. A dorm too good to pass up. When you and Theodore Nott discover that married students are entitled to luxurious private quarters, a ridiculous joke turns into an even more ridiculous plan. It was only supposed to be about surviving NEWTs… until pretending starts feeling a little too real.
Slow BuildCrackFake MarriageMarriage of ConvenienceForced ProximityCohabitationCrack Treated SeriouslyDomestic FluffAlternate Universe - Harry Potter SettingIdiots in LovePining Theodore NottFriends to LoversThere Was Only One BedSlytherins Being SlytherinsRomance
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Black Inheritance
Y/N only wanted to trace a forgotten branch of her family tree. Instead, she uncovers a secret buried inside one of Britain’s oldest magical houses: someone inherited the Black fortune who never should have. And the rightful heir has no idea.
SlytherinPureblood Politics (Harry Potter)Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceThe Noble and Most Ancient House of BlackFamily SecretsInheritanceConspiracyBetrayalSlow BurnRomanceMysteryDramaFound FamilyMoral AmbiguityAcademia
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That’s The Spirit
When an American transfer learns professional Quidditch scouts are coming to Hogwarts, she launches the school’s first cheerleading squad to help modernize Slytherin’s image and boost its players’ prospects. Between a skeptical Quidditch team, a determined Pansy Parkinson, and a castle obsessed with gossip, what starts as a branding campaign quickly becomes something much bigger.
SlytherinAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceQuidditchCheerleadersSlow BurnHumorDramaUnresolved Romantic TensionGrowthRomanceAlternate Universe - Modern SettingGetting TogetherPiningIdiots in LoveFound Family
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If You Need Me
When Theo Nott is dumped for the first time in his life, everyone assumes he’s nursing a broken heart. As his best friend, you quietly take it upon yourself to make sure he eats, sleeps, studies, and remembers that life goes on, one care package at a time. But while you think you’re helping him recover from his breakup, Theo slowly realizes he’s recovering much faster than you think… and he’s not ready for all your quiet acts of devotion to end.
Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceRomanceFluff and AngstSlow BurnFriends to LoversDomestic FluffFriendshipGetting TogetherLight AngstMutual PiningPiningPining Theodore NottLove ConfessionsIdiots in LoveSlytherins Being Slytherins
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(18+) In Capable Hands
After a disastrous date leaves Y/N stranded, she calls the one person she knows will always come: her best friend, Theodore Nott. But on the drive home, one mortifying confession turns his protective lecture into something neither of them can pretend is entirely platonic.
Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceSmuttySexual TensionGetting TogetherPlot What Plot/Porn Without PlotRomanceIdiots in LovePorn with FeelingsAged-Up Character(s)
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Fitness Is Overrated
Y/N just wanted to teach the Slytherin girls yoga. She did not intend to start a school-wide obsession, trigger a rumor epidemic, or reduce the boys of Slytherin House to jealous, possessive disasters. Unfortunately, intent and outcome have never been the same thing.
Ensemble CastSlytherins Being SlytherinsSlytherinAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceCrack Treated SeriouslyCrackPossessive BehaviorSmuttyHumorPiningRomanceFriends to LoversGetting TogetherJealousyAlternate Universe - Yoga
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Heat Waves
One last summer. One magical camp. One almost-relationship with Theodore Nott finally going somewhere. Then Y/N arrives for counselor orientation and discovers their ex, Cedric Diggory, is spending all six weeks there too. Worse? He wants them back. Collab W/: @Amberger30, @PennyDreadful, @rosesflower, @ladymoonbeam, @Nocturnelamia
Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceSummer RomanceSummer CampFriends to LoversSlow BurnExesCedric Diggory LivesSlytherins Being SlytherinsFriendshipPiningLove ConfessionsIdiots in LoveFluff and HumorFound FamilyPost-Hogwarts
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Spilt
The Autumn Equinox Dance is approaching, and Hogwarts’ most eligible boys have a problem: no one seems to want them. As rejections pile up and bruised egos turn suspicious, all signs point to something the witches know and the boys don’t. Secrets spread. Receipts surface. And someone is about to spill the tea. 🫖
Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceCrack Treated SeriouslyRomanceComedyFriends to LoversSlow BurnEnsemble CastGossipSecret IdentityMysterySlytherins Being SlytherinsJealousySexual TensionDramaHogwarts
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A Comedy of Heirs
Returning home after weeks abroad, Theodore Nott discovers a brilliant young American witch has taken up residence at Nott Manor… and all of magical Britain is convinced she’s about to marry his father. Unfortunately, his first glimpse of her does absolutely nothing to disprove the rumor.
Alternate Universe - Modern SettingCrack Treated SeriouslySlow BurnMisunderstandingsMiscommunicationPost-HogwartsArranged MarriageComedy of ErrorsPureblood Politics (Harry Potter)MatchmakingRomantic ComedyRomanceGetting TogetherHappy EndingIdiots in Love
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Branching Out
An unexpected invitation transfers you from Ilvermorny to Hogwarts for your seventh year, where ancient traditions, influential families, and long-buried secrets await. As hidden ties to the House of Black begin to surface, you’ll find yourself navigating elite magical society, unlikely friendships, whispered politics, and a slow-burning romance. Between discovering where you came from and deciding who you want to become, one thing becomes clear: some legacies are inherited… others are chosen.
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I Like ‘Em Thick | BC
Everyone thinks they know Barty Crouch Jr.’s type. Then one unexpected attraction leaves Hogwarts’ least subtle flirt staring, pursuing, and discovering that watching someone else put their hands on you is considerably less entertaining than he expected.
Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceRomanceGetting TogetherPiningJealousyUnresolved Sexual TensionBarty Crouch Jr. is a Little ShitFlirting
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The Things We Pack
Anonymous baskets. Secret bids. One unforgettable afternoon. As Hogwarts hosts its first Picnic Auction, every seventh-year witch prepares a basket that tells her story, and every seventh-year wizard must choose without knowing whose heart, home, or history he’s about to discover.
Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceFluffRomanceCuteDomestic FluffFriends to LoversFriendshipGetting TogetherMutual PiningFluff and HumorFound FamilyFlirtingAuctionPicnicsPining
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The Dragon Summer
Theo Nott is spending twelve weeks apprenticing at a dragon reserve in Wales. Y/N is spending her first summer in London, settling into a new flat in Hampstead. They’re already close friends. They promise to write. But letters become parcels. Parcels become books, photographs, sketches & pieces of their separate lives sent hundreds of miles across Britain. Theo is having one of the best summers of his life. So why does everything make him think of her? By the time Y/N’s birthday arrives, Theo has one final problem to solve before eighth year: When did his best friend become the girl he can’t live without?
Pining Theodore NottFriends to LoversHogwarts Eighth YearPost-WarAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceSlow BurnMutual PiningSummer RomancePen PalsLong-Distance FriendshipDragonsFound FamilySlytherins Being SlytherinsComing of AgeGetting Together
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The Love Lurgy and Jury
A mysterious magical illness nicknamed Love Lurgy is sweeping through Hogwarts, and the castle is losing its collective mind. While the disease can spread through more than just kissing, no one seems interested in that inconvenient detail. As rumors spiral and Pansy Parkinson launches her own wildly unofficial investigation into “Patient Zero,” every diagnosis becomes a scandal, every friendship looks suspicious, and every secret crush suddenly feels dangerous. In a castle where gossip spreads faster than magic, surviving the outbreak might be harder than catching it.
Slow BurnFriends to LoversMutual PiningAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceRomanceHogwartsSlytherins Being SlytherinsHogwarts Seventh YearMysteryGossipCrack Treated SeriouslyFluff and AngstSlice of LifeEveryone Thinks They're TogetherEnsemble Cast
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Love, Allegedly
No-Maj-Traj’s new album has the whole wizarding world convinced Y/N May is Andrew Anarchy’s secret love. The romance is fake. The songs are publicity. Unfortunately, Theodore Nott is actually in love with her, and backstage passes are about to make staying silent a lot harder.
Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceMutual PiningFriends to LoversSlytherins Being SlytherinsSlow BurnJealousyRequited Unrequited LoveRomantic ComedyHogwarts Seventh YearPunk RockSlytherinIlvermornyFake/Pretend RelationshipFound FamilyChaos
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Alibis and Artifacts
The expedition is real. The curses are real. The group chat somehow ends up being the most dangerous part of the journey.
Slytherins Being SlytherinsOriginal Character(s)Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceAdventureTreasure HuntingCursesComedyCrack Treated SeriouslyFound FamilyFriendshipSlow BurnEnsemble CastAlternate Universe - Harry Potter SettingTextingMystery
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