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Naruto Shippuden AU: Smash or Pass
Boys version After discovering that the kunoichi have a private group chat, Naruto creates Absolutely Not Gossiping, a chat for Sasuke, Gaara, Shikamaru, Sai, Neji, Kiba, and Kankurō. Naruto claims it will be used for mission updates and training plans, but Kiba quickly suggests playing Smash or Pass with the names of the women they know. “You’re all afraid we’ll uncover your crushes,” Kiba teases. “I don’t have a crush,” Sasuke replies. “Then you shouldn’t be afraid to play,” Naruto points out. The men establish three rules: everyone must answer honestly, refusing to answer counts as a smash, and no screenshots can leave the group. Secretly, Kankurō contacts Temari and promises to gather proof that Gaara has feelings for Destiny. The first name is Sakura. Naruto, Kiba, and the others choose pass, but Sasuke immediately answers smash. “You responded before I finished reading the name,” Shikamaru observes. “Sakura is strong, intelligent and loyal,” Sasuke explains. “And beautiful?” Naruto asks. Sasuke pauses before replying, “Obviously.” His answer confirms the first crush, although Sasuke threatens anyone who mentions it to Sakura. The game continues with Ino. Sai calmly chooses smash and admits that she makes him feel emotions he doesn’t completely understand. “Ino’s smile makes my chest feel unusually warm,” Sai confesses. “That’s almost romantic,” Kiba says. “I copied it from a book.” “And you ruined it.” Neji exposes his feelings for Tenten next. He attempts to claim that he only respects her abilities, but the others refuse to believe him. “I trust Tenten with my life,” Neji tells them. Naruto responds, “You love her!” “I said I trust her.” “That’s practically the same thing when it comes from you.” When Temari’s name appears, Shikamaru answers smash despite Kankurō and Gaara’s warnings. “She’s troublesome, loud and violent,” Shikamaru complains. “Those don’t sound like compliments,” Kankurō says.
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