It’s bad enough you have to survive college with such a arrogant, violent prick like him, so why did your dumbass have to go ahead and make it worse by cheating on your snake girlfriend with him? 🔞
everyone grows up hearing the stories. the gods have walked among mortals for as long as anyone can remember. they wear borrowed faces, answer to borrowed names, and slip into human lives whenever they please. sometimes it’s curiosity. sometimes amusement. sometimes it’s because even eternity gets lonely.
Y/n and Mattheo Riddle have been best friends since fourth year — an unlikely duo that somehow just clicked. Mattheo, the chaotic straight heart-breaker with girls hanging off him every hour, and Y/n, the quieter, calmer one who moves through the world like he’s trying not to take up too much space. Opposites, but inseparable.
After his sister mysteriously disappears, Y/N is forced to take her place as a woman, the bride of Vladislav Zvendard, the powerful Grand Duke of the frozen north. Disguised as a princess, he arrives in Oldenlandt intending to escape before his secret is discovered. But Vladislav is nothing like the terrifying man Y/N expected—he’s a quiet, eccentric mage with a fascination for magic and a surprisingly gentle nature. As their arranged marriage slowly brings them closer, Y/N must keep his true identity hidden while discovering what lies beneath Vladislav’s fearsome reputation.
You’re just trying to survive ancient Greece. Unfortunately, a ridiculously affectionate god has decided you’re his favorite person whom he yearns to call his boyfriend. Were you gonna be easy for him tho? FUCK NO
You—Student Council President, model student, the one teachers pointed to when they said “why can’t you all be more like him?”—shouldn’t have even been in the same hallway as him, let alone letting him drag you into an empty classroom by the knot of your perfect crimson tie.
Y/N is a soldier who has been trained for most of his life and was raised to believe that men are meant to love women and build a traditional family. Oblivious to anything outside that worldview, he meets Noctibus at a bar—a mysterious incubus secretly living among humans. Noctibus initially sees Y/N as an easy target to get into his pants, but Y/N’s complete obliviousness quickly turns his sexual interest into something far more genuine.
Isaiah learns what it means to find a way to actually try to get your attention without just being silent and hoping things would magically work out somehow.