Lord of the flies
Lord of the Flies but now there’s a girl in the mix.
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Slytherin Boys Red Flags
You find a Muggle magazine in Filch’s office titled “Are You Dating a Walking Red Flag?” And, predictably, bring it back to Slytherin common room to show your friends.
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ERFateBack to You | Chris Sturniolo
Down on her luck with nowhere else to go, a lonely girl reaches out to the only person she ever trusted. 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥. Or A story in which Chris Sturniolo doesn't know how to react when the girl he gave up on years ago calls him out of the blue. 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢
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ERFateModern Love is a Cruel Endeavour | D.L.
After a revenge-driven hookup between rivals sets off a chain reaction of misunderstandings, a girl who had nothing to do with the original conflict becomes the center of the fallout, as her quiet, unexpected relationship with one of the hockey team’s most volatile players is misread as part of the same revenge game—turning her entire social world against her while she tries to figure out whether anything in her life is actually real anymore, or just collateral damage.
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ERFateSlytherin’s Finest 🐍💚
Slytherin’s finest groupchat. Lots of chaos, lots of flirts, lots of arguments.
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ERFateWelcome to the Snake Pit
You got added to the Slytherin boys gc. They don’t realize they added you. Welcome to The Snake Pit.
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ERFateI Am NOT Pregnant
You are sick with a temperature of 39°C. You text the Slytherin groupchat a picture of the thermometer. They insist it’s a pregnancy test. Now you’re sick and have to defend yourself against pregnancy allegations.
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ERFateSlytherin Boys
Eridani is a new student at Hogwarts in 6th year just like the Slytherin boys. Trying to figure out how to tell his friends that he has a twin sister and that she’s coming to Hogwarts, Draco accidentally adds her to their group chat.
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ERFateLyric Text Prank
Eridani decides to do a lyric text prank on the Slytherin boys group chat.
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ERFateBabygirl | John Logan
Logan meets a girl at a party, thinks “senior” means college senior, and carries on like everything’s normal. It is not normal. Now he’s caught between backing off, texting anyway, and pretending this is fine while his friends slowly lose their minds in real time.
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ERFateHoneybee | John Logan
Credit to @redvalentine for the kissing booth idea, I just flipped it. What do you do when a particularly pretty hockey player buys a ticket to your kissing booth
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ERFateThe Breakfast Club: In Silver & Green
Seven students. Seven charges. One broken suit of armour. And Enzo swears he didn’t do it. Saturday detention in the dungeons was never going to be quiet. (Inspired by the Breakfast Club)
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ERFateI’m Not Kissing Any Boy That is Passive | Dean
Credit to @redvalentine for the kissing booth idea, I just flipped it. What do you do when a particularly pretty hockey player buys a ticket to your kissing booth Dean version
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ERFateSo American
I am mourning the relationship of Louis Partridge and Olivia Rodrigo.
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ERFateThe Rebound | Dean Di Laurentis
The day she catches her boyfriend cheating, she dumps him without a second chance and heads straight to Malone’s looking for one thing: a rebound. Dean Di Laurentis—campus hockey star, notorious flirt, and walking commitment issue—seems like the perfect candidate. After all, he’s exactly what she needs… and nothing more. But what starts as an honest, no-strings arrangement quickly gets complicated when Dean realizes he’s tired of being “just the rebound,” her ex refuses to let her go, and the one relationship that was never supposed to mean anything becomes the only one either of them can’t seem to walk away from.
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ERFateWhat’s HD and why I got 80 of ‘em
I dunno what the fuck HD is, but Pomfrey just said I got 80 of them bitches. You text the groupchat about the diagnosis Pomfrey just gave you…except you don’t *really* listen.
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ERFateI Am NOT Pregnant
You are sick with a temperature of 39°C. You text the Slytherin groupchat a picture of the thermometer. They insist it’s a pregnancy test. Now you’re sick and have to defend yourself against pregnancy allegations.
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ERFateYou Made Loving Look Easy | Garrett Graham
Credit to @redvalentine for the kissing booth idea, I just flipped it. What do you do when a particularly pretty hockey player buys a ticket to your kissing booth Garrett version Angsty version
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ERFatePut a Ring on it || D.M.
What do you do when you find out your boyfriend Draco Malfoy has been researching engagement rings for months.
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ERFateThe Deal | Off-Campus Series
Garrett Graham approaches Hannah Wells with a proposition. She tutors him in philosophy, and he fake-dates her to attract the attention of her crush. But where she’s apprehensive, you jump in to agree; not to attract a crush, but to have a barricade against the affections of your ex. What do you do when fake-dating Briar U’s hockey captain backfires and now your ex is more interested than ever, puck bunnies are sending you side-eyes, and spending time doing couple things with Garrett seems…not all that bad.
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ERFatePeri Psyches
Peri Psyches- about the mind Aristotle's approach was scientific. He argued that human behaviour, like the movement of the stars and the seas, is subject to certain rules and laws. Aristotle's approach was chaotic. She argued rules were meant to be broken. Aristotle once said "love is a single soul inhabiting in two bodies." Perhaps this theory may get to run its course.
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