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Lord of the flies

Lord of the Flies but now there’s a girl in the mix.

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Stories

Lord of the Flies but now there’s a girl in the mix.

You find a Muggle magazine in Filch’s office titled “Are You Dating a Walking Red Flag?” And, predictably, bring it back to Slytherin common room to show your friends.

Slytherin’s finest groupchat. Lots of chaos, lots of flirts, lots of arguments.

You got added to the Slytherin boys gc. They don’t realize they added you. Welcome to The Snake Pit.

You are sick with a temperature of 39°C. You text the Slytherin groupchat a picture of the thermometer. They insist it’s a pregnancy test. Now you’re sick and have to defend yourself against pregnancy allegations.

Eridani is a new student at Hogwarts in 6th year just like the Slytherin boys. Trying to figure out how to tell his friends that he has a twin sister and that she’s coming to Hogwarts, Draco accidentally adds her to their group chat.

Credit to @redvalentine for the kissing booth idea, I just flipped it. What do you do when a particularly pretty hockey player buys a ticket to your kissing booth

Eridani decides to do a lyric text prank on the Slytherin boys group chat.

Logan meets a girl at a party, thinks “senior” means college senior, and carries on like everything’s normal. It is not normal. Now he’s caught between backing off, texting anyway, and pretending this is fine while his friends slowly lose their minds in real time.

Credit to @redvalentine for the kissing booth idea, I just flipped it. What do you do when a particularly pretty hockey player buys a ticket to your kissing booth Dean version

I am mourning the relationship of Louis Partridge and Olivia Rodrigo.

Seven students. Seven charges. One broken suit of armour. And Enzo swears he didn’t do it. Saturday detention in the dungeons was never going to be quiet. (Inspired by the Breakfast Club)

Who wrote “So pick me. Choose me.” first? You decide.

I dunno what the fuck HD is, but Pomfrey just said I got 80 of them bitches. You text the groupchat about the diagnosis Pomfrey just gave you…except you don’t *really* listen.

You are sick with a temperature of 39°C. You text the Slytherin groupchat a picture of the thermometer. They insist it’s a pregnancy test. Now you’re sick and have to defend yourself against pregnancy allegations.

The Slytherin and Gryffindor feud is at an all time high. But Harry and {Y/N} have other plans. Wrote this for myself because I’m sad and need Harry fluff but you’re welcome to play it too

Credit to @redvalentine for the kissing booth idea, I just flipped it. What do you do when a particularly pretty hockey player buys a ticket to your kissing booth Garrett version Angsty version

What do you do when you find out your boyfriend Draco Malfoy has been researching engagement rings for months.

I dunno what the fuck HD is, but Pomfrey just said I got 80 of them bitches. You text the groupchat about the diagnosis Pomfrey just gave you…except you don’t really listen.