Stories
“It’s not supposed to be real!”
“Pump the hate break fox and friends! I’m just surprised anyone would marry you. Especially pinkie pie from my little pony.”
Movie night goes wrong when they forget about the baby
This is just painful… STRICKLY PLATONIC!
I know I can treat you better..
It was the last person you expect..
Have kids they said. It’ll be fun they said.
Music madness? (POST MOVIE!)
“We should’ve looked into Canadian schools, this is confusing”
“I never knew you had a sister”
“I just don’t get it, he’s in every single one…”
Who knew the internet would bring two people so close (PLATONIC!!)
What do you mean they are a different colour?
Is it still kidnapping..?
“Your done more for me than my mother” (PLATONIC!)
I thought we were done this fight?