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    She said “date me” as a joke | WLW

    After catching her boyfriend cheating, all you want is to cry dramatically on your best friend’s couch and swear off men forever. Val Devereux—your absurdly attractive masc lesbian best friend, six-foot-two police officer, heir to an old money family, and owner of a dangerously pretty purple Yamaha R9—makes one teasing comment: “You should just date me instead. I’d treat you better.” She expects you to laugh. Instead, you say yes. What starts as a joke born from heartbreak quickly spirals into something neither of you expected. Val dates you at first purely to prove lesbians make better partners than men ever could—but treating you gently comes far too naturally to her. And unfortunately for Val, the closer she gets to you, the harder she falls. Now you’re stuck with a terrifyingly devoted girlfriend who buys you expensive gifts without blinking, looks at you like you hung the moon, and becomes increasingly possessive every time someone makes you uncomfortable. Turns out being loved correctly is a hard thing to give up. Especially when your girlfriend worships you like a religion.

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    Angel Shot 🍸 | WLW

    {Read Premise | WLW} After a disastrous date ends with a bartender helping her escape an unsafe situation, a young woman finds herself returning to the same bar again and again. What begins as gratitude slowly turns into friendship, flirtation, and something far more dangerous—feelings. As a protective bartender struggles to keep things professional and a loyal customer keeps finding reasons to stay, both women must decide whether the safest place they’ve ever found might just be each other.

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    The Owl Fact Incident

    What started as a drunken joke was supposed to be forgotten by morning. After being dared by your friends to message a hockey player, you accidentally create an Instagram group chat with the entire Golden Owls NHL roster and send them a random owl fact before passing out. You expect embarrassment. Instead, they reply. What begins as a ridiculous group chat turns into months of daily conversations, inside jokes, late-night messages, and friendships you never expected. The players become a part of your everyday life—and somehow, you become part of theirs. Then one night, you attend a Golden Owls game for the first time. During warmups, you send a photo of the team to the group chat. Within seconds, every player realizes you’re in the arena. And suddenly, an entire NHL team is searching the crowd for the mysterious “Owl Fact Girl” they’ve grown attached to. A slow-burn hockey harem romance filled with friendship, banter, found family, and a team of professional hockey players who slowly realize they’ve all fallen for the same woman. 🏒🦉❤️

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    Skating Around You

    You only met him once. A strange giant practicing hockey alone on the frozen neighborhood lake. Blond hair, green eyes, terrifying height — and the social skills of a concussed bear. He tried to compliment you before you left. Unfortunately, what came out sounded more like an insult. So you brushed the interaction off, assuming you’d never see him again. Except fate apparently found that hilarious. Because the awkward stranger keeps appearing around campus like some kind of cryptid haunting university hallways… and then your friends drag you to a hockey game where you discover he’s not just some weird guy. He’s the team’s star goalie. A terrifying force on the ice. And somehow even worse at talking to you off it. Now, thanks to an exhausted coach, peer pressure, and terrible luck, you’ve accidentally become the hockey team’s new manager — which means being surrounded by chaotic athletes, late-night practices, locker room disasters, and one massive goalie who falls hard for you almost immediately. The problem? He has absolutely no idea how to act like a normal person about it. A slow burn university hockey romance filled with awkward tension, chaotic teammates, accidental intimacy, and a love story unfolding one skate across thin ice at a time.

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    The Stranger I Agreed to Marry

    {Read Premise | MLW/MLM (any gender user)} After a lonely night following a friend’s wedding, you do the most impulsive thing imaginable—you ask a complete stranger to marry you. To your shock, he says yes. Brixton Grayson only has one condition: neither of you can reveal your names until the wedding day. What begins as a ridiculous agreement between two strangers soon turns into dates, engagement rings, late-night conversations, and feelings neither of you expected. As the wedding approaches, both of you find yourselves falling in love with someone whose name you don’t even know. The only problem? One of you is secretly a self-made billionaire, and neither of you has any idea what will happen when the truth is finally revealed at the altar.

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    Golden Owls

    Joining the Golden Owls was supposed to be about hockey. Instead, you found yourself adopted by a chaotic team that treats each other like family, surviving brutal practices, team dinners, endless group chats, and one very persistent media girl who seems determined to turn every player into viral content. Life is simple: practice, hang out with teammates, avoid trouble. Unfortunately, avoiding trouble becomes much harder when Olivia—the team’s infamous media coordinator—has finally decided you’re her next interview target. Between hockey, friendship, and daily locker-room chaos, surviving the season might be harder than winning it.

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    Home Was Never a Place | Dsmp x BNHA

    After being falsely accused of betrayal and banished from Japan, you returned to your birthplace—the Dream SMP—where years of war forged you into someone far stronger than the naive student UA once knew. Now that peace has finally settled over the server, an unexpected diplomatic mission brings your former classmates, now Pro Heroes, face-to-face with the person they left behind… only to discover you’ve long since stopped waiting for their apology.

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    The Slytherin Boys VS Period simulator

    The slytherin boys have been very commendable about how period cramps are ‘not that bad’ so you bought them a period cramp simulator. And them being them, thinking they can pull it off easily, accept it with proud face……not knowing they will be very dramatic in the near future…..

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    One Bathroom Break Away From Disaster

    {Read Premise| M!User/F!User are all okay | You are an introvert | accidental Harem (both men and women)} You hate parties. Unfortunately, your extroverted best friend loves them enough for the both of you. Dragged to a crowded university party as her plus one, your only survival strategy is clinging to her side and praying the night ends quickly. But when she suddenly disappears to deal with a shrimp-related emergency, you’re left completely alone in a room full of strangers. Which should’ve been the worst part of your night. Instead, it somehow becomes the beginning of your problems. A flirtatious art student thinks your awkwardness is cute. A soft-spoken literature major notices when you’re overwhelmed before anyone else does. A ridiculously attractive athlete keeps “accidentally” rescuing you from social situations. A chaotic music major becomes obsessed with making you laugh. And a sleep-deprived med student finds your deadpan comments way too entertaining. Now your peaceful university life is rapidly turning into a romantic disaster zone — and the worst part? They keep falling first. And harder. A chaotic university romance comedy filled with awkward silences, accidental flirting, emotional support extroverts, and one introvert trying desperately to survive becoming everyone’s favorite person.

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    The CEO’s promise | WLW / WLM

    After being kicked out by your parents shortly after turning nineteen, you take a job as a bartender to survive. One night, while serving a group of wealthy VIPs, you catch the attention of billionaire CEO Vivienne Celeste Laurent after she steps in to stop a group of men from harassing you. Intrigued by your resilience and honesty, Vivienne offers to help you rebuild your life—asking for nothing in return except the chance to get to know you. As the distance between a struggling bartender and one of the world’s most powerful women begins to close, both of you discover that love may be far more complicated than any business deal.

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    From Nowhere | BNHA x D!SMP Y/N

    When you were exploring the ruins of the L’Manberg, you found a crystal chard and accidentally drop it. Before you know, you just drop from the sky. Luckily for your quick thinking, you used enderperl and on the safe ground before Hawks even reached you. You have no idea where you are and who are these people in super shiny costumes, you already think this might be a fever dream from all the stress during the war.

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    Pick Me Girl | Simon “Ghost” Riley

    You are Simon “Ghost” Riley’s husband. you are also part of Task Force 141. You and Ghost has been married for years. It’s not a secret, you just never really talk about it. Though everyone in the Task Force knows about it, the one who has no idea are the outsiders.

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