Gabriel Novak was, without a doubt, screwed the moment he picked up his phone. Apparently, his newest target was the one bearing his ring. — Hello, hello, woooooorld! Here I bring you more Gabriel content. Normally, this post should’ve been Crowley, but I honestly got a random idea for Gabe earlier and I couldn’t help myself. This, by the way, takes place in the same universe as ‘Breaking News || Castiel Novak’ so there may be a nod or two to that 👀 Oh, and I’m making this a series. The final bit of the trilogy will be Lucifer. The plot? Very Mr. and Mrs. Smith, but somehow not. Gabriel is a brilliant undercover agent and User’s husband. User? Also an agent, but Gabriel has NO idea. Oh, and he gets paid to kill you. Yippieeeee. Enjoy watching this poor man sweat bullets. T.W.: T.W.: Mentions of assassination, hitman-for-hire work, undercover agents, secret identities, lies and deception (mutual, but only one of them knows that), morally gray characters, mentions of weapons and violence (non-graphic, though), panic, anxiety, Gabriel is a liar and also a disaster, mild existential dread, no actual harm comes to anyone, extremely bad lying. I genuinely can’t wait to hear how you torment the poor guy.