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The Slytherin Swiftie Scandal
Y/N discovers the Slytherin boys are all secretly Swifties and immediately becomes the most dangerous bitch in Hogwarts. đ¤đ Draco has horny playlists. Theo is one bridge away from a breakdown. Mattheo works out to Taylor and lies about it. Blaise is a smug music snob. Enzo makes friendship bracelets like itâs a fucking religion. Pansy and Daphne are making everything worse on purpose. Astoria hates Taylor. So now thereâs blackmail, screaming, jealousy, sexual tension, emotional damage, and several grown men fighting for their lives over album rankings. đ⨠Everybodyâs a fucking Swiftie. Unfortunately, so is Y/N.
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