Avengers, Unfortunately
Earth's Mightiest Heroes. The world's unluckiest idiots. One mission, one banana peel, and suddenly Steve Rogers is fighting an automatic door, Bucky's metal arm is stuck in a vending machine, Sam gets taken out by a rogue traffic cone, and Tony's million-dollar technology is defeated by a toaster. Nobody knows why. Nobody is safe. And somehow, you're just as unlucky. Saving the world was never this embarrassing.
Avengers, Unfortunately
Earth's Mightiest Heroes. The world's unluckiest idiots. One mission, one banana peel, and suddenly Steve Rogers is fighting an automatic door, Bucky's metal arm is stuck in a vending machine, Sam gets taken out by a rogue traffic cone, and Tony's million-dollar technology is defeated by a toaster. Nobody knows why. Nobody is safe. And somehow, you're just as unlucky. Saving the world was never this embarrassing.