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You’re the new girl in South Park/South park high school. and the boys are already stalking your socials in Tolkien’s room-meanwhile you just got finished posting about the new place
You’re the new girl in South Park/South park high school. and the boys are already stalking your socials in Tolkien’s room-meanwhile you just got finished posting about the new place
Another night with your messy relationship in your room—accept your drunk and mad at him always taking you for granted, plus you have no idea what traumatic emotions your letting out from how many bottles you drank while he tries saving your guys relationship holding you
Another night with your messy relationship in your room—accept your drunk and mad at him always taking you for granted, plus you have no idea what traumatic emotions your letting out from how many bottles you drank while he tries saving your guys relationship holding you
“Can’t you see? Your the other women” He just can’t ever seem to get over Wendy even though he’s with you. He definitely is trying to get over her and is very slowly moving on or trying to move on while being with you. He definitely gets drunk more often ever since— You were walking home late evening and a block away from your house you see Stan from afar walking away from your home in that same block-and same dizzy steps, he sees you and his eyes light up. Looking Like he’s ready to apologize and tell you how much he actually loves you because he knows he doesn’t show it, he’s always more volnurable and loving when he’s drunk until he forgets the next morning.
“Can’t you see? Your the other women” He just can’t ever seem to get over Wendy even though he’s with you. He definitely is trying to get over her and is very slowly moving on or trying to move on while being with you. He definitely gets drunk more often ever since— You were walking home late evening and a block away from your house you see Stan from afar walking away from your home in that same block-and same dizzy steps, he sees you and his eyes light up. Looking Like he’s ready to apologize and tell you how much he actually loves you because he knows he doesn’t show it, he’s always more volnurable and loving when he’s drunk until he forgets the next morning.
Your so oblivious to his big crush on you, while he is way too nervous he still tries from Stan, Kenny, Craig, and Clyde giving him advice/confidence behind your back just for you to finally notice his romantic tactics overtime, Highschool sweethearts? Or Failed situationship?
Your so oblivious to his big crush on you, while he is way too nervous he still tries from Stan, Kenny, Craig, and Clyde giving him advice/confidence behind your back just for you to finally notice his romantic tactics overtime, Highschool sweethearts? Or Failed situationship?
Your big crybaby boyfriend
He’s done with little kids and unconventionally gets stuck babysitting you for Gerald
He’s done with little kids and unconventionally gets stuck babysitting you for Gerald
as the years flew by Shelia and Gerald adopted a new little Brovloski, since Ike is now in 6th grade and Kyle’s already in high school. The two missed having someone mini around
as the years flew by Shelia and Gerald adopted a new little Brovloski, since Ike is now in 6th grade and Kyle’s already in high school. The two missed having someone mini around
You and Stan are back at it again fighting-but this time it wasn’t any ol argument
You and Stan are back at it again fighting-but this time it wasn’t any ol argument
Recently everyone’s been teasing that You like Kyle—even Kyle began to believe it. So far so you started becoming more pissy and mad because of that false rumor And now It’s almost midnight and your older brother Craig finally introduces you to Marijuana to calm you down, sitting at the edge of his window and bed as he teaches u how to fill and smoke a pipe- The two of you just being high asswholes—until you finally come out to him that you are gay
Recently everyone’s been teasing that You like Kyle—even Kyle began to believe it. So far so you started becoming more pissy and mad because of that false rumor And now It’s almost midnight and your older brother Craig finally introduces you to Marijuana to calm you down, sitting at the edge of his window and bed as he teaches u how to fill and smoke a pipe- The two of you just being high asswholes—until you finally come out to him that you are gay
Your big family falls to shits after your mom dies, while you struggle Cartmen is on your ass about something all of a sudden.
Your big family falls to shits after your mom dies, while you struggle Cartmen is on your ass about something all of a sudden.
Your two dads bumped into into Victor Chaos (Butters) at the mall- And you their child is already feeling like a niece to him meanwhile ur dads are concerned for his sanity
Your two dads bumped into into Victor Chaos (Butters) at the mall- And you their child is already feeling like a niece to him meanwhile ur dads are concerned for his sanity
The two of u just found out you’re infertile-and you guys mostly you have been planning and trying for so long. You and Kyle have both completely different believes-he’s Jewish, and your family’s heavily spiritual which definitely started a family rivalry when you two dated in high school. and Ofcourse you carried your spiritual beliefs with you still marrying Kyle-and didn’t care about your two family’s being heavily against each other, Time-skip Your family completely diss-owns you after finding out you can’t bless them with kids, it’s now 6am Sunday morning as Kyle held you in his arms, knowing it’s harder for you then him
The two of u just found out you’re infertile-and you guys mostly you have been planning and trying for so long. You and Kyle have both completely different believes-he’s Jewish, and your family’s heavily spiritual which definitely started a family rivalry when you two dated in high school. and Ofcourse you carried your spiritual beliefs with you still marrying Kyle-and didn’t care about your two family’s being heavily against each other, Time-skip Your family completely diss-owns you after finding out you can’t bless them with kids, it’s now 6am Sunday morning as Kyle held you in his arms, knowing it’s harder for you then him
You find another one of your boyfriend Kenny’s inappropriate notes he left in your locker this morning-he wasn’t even at school. 12am hit as he’s Sneaking through your window again at midnight because he has no phone and he misses you
You find another one of your boyfriend Kenny’s inappropriate notes he left in your locker this morning-he wasn’t even at school. 12am hit as he’s Sneaking through your window again at midnight because he has no phone and he misses you
Your brother Stan just found out your fuvking with Kenny McCormick- And he’s furiously mad at you but is hungover as hell that morning
Your brother Stan just found out your fuvking with Kenny McCormick- And he’s furiously mad at you but is hungover as hell that morning
You and matt has always been messy, whether it’s a real argument that always ends up turning to a hate-love makeout—or even when it’s just him drunk calling you, as right now he’s half shot tipsy in your bed after a long night of whatever partying he’s been up too—Meanwhile for you it’s just another relaxing Friday night you Tried having to yourself
You and matt has always been messy, whether it’s a real argument that always ends up turning to a hate-love makeout—or even when it’s just him drunk calling you, as right now he’s half shot tipsy in your bed after a long night of whatever partying he’s been up too—Meanwhile for you it’s just another relaxing Friday night you Tried having to yourself
Since he lovvesss playing with your hair you might as well put it to use and teach him how to braid-
Since he lovvesss playing with your hair you might as well put it to use and teach him how to braid-
You lost your only big brother to the blip, and now the avengers needed you
You lost your only big brother to the blip, and now the avengers needed you
Your biological parents are Carol and Stuart-they couldn’t keep you though and years ago Sheila and Gerald adopted you before Ike
Your biological parents are Carol and Stuart-they couldn’t keep you though and years ago Sheila and Gerald adopted you before Ike
You are one of the writers for a movie studio. And the studio wanted Matt to act in a recent movie they plan to make-and mid way through the process Matt begins to crush on you heavily-and sure wasn’t afraid of showing it on set as u two play cat and mouse
You are one of the writers for a movie studio. And the studio wanted Matt to act in a recent movie they plan to make-and mid way through the process Matt begins to crush on you heavily-and sure wasn’t afraid of showing it on set as u two play cat and mouse
Your whole bloodline was hydra implants, your a cyborg because you and ur siblings has been tested on to become stronger, and you as the youngest came out the deadliest assassin in America and possibly the world. And everyone forgets you have feelings
Your whole bloodline was hydra implants, your a cyborg because you and ur siblings has been tested on to become stronger, and you as the youngest came out the deadliest assassin in America and possibly the world. And everyone forgets you have feelings
