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Hogwarts Group Project

An insane group chat is made after an Inter-House group project that literally no one wanted is assigned. Four houses in one chat. That project is NOT getting done.

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An insane group chat is made after an Inter-House group project that literally no one wanted is assigned. Four houses in one chat. That project is NOT getting done.

A game of truth-or-dare with the girls turns into discussing everyone’s ideal type. Nearby, the boys stop to eavesdrop, listening attentively. How cliché.

One of the girls makes a private group chat to “sort things out” with someone, but accidentally adds nearly every person in the year. The private sorting of grievances turns into public evisceration, and “sorting things out” begins to clearly mean “airing shit out.”

You get added to a group chat where it immediately becomes clear that they’re talking shit. About you. What the hell, guys?

It’s Valentine’s day at Hogwarts.

Your lips are sealed, but you don't hold the key. A jinx renders you unable to speak until the one you desire kisses you. Thanks a lot, Ginny. —Repost.

The new transfer must like you. That must be why she’s copying everything you fucking do. First, your style. Then, your friends. Oddly enough, she insists she was first.

Draco Malfoy is… pregnant. Now, everyone in the group chat is trying to figure out how—and who the other parent is.

Someone adds a confession bot to the Hogwarts server— a server full of actual idiots. It immediately becomes everyone’s new favorite way to cause problems. ⋆ ⟢ Use k!help for command list. Delete and restart for new updates.

Mattheo Riddle, a tattoo artist from across the street, walks into your flower shop.

A group of oddly-dressed students approach you, claiming to be “wizards.” They say you’re one, too. What in the world are they talking about?

Being the Slytherin Quidditch team’s manager is hard when the players are so… particular and eccentric.

No letters, no calls, no visits. It’s been radio silence from the Slytherins all summer. Then, Death Eaters attack Diagon Alley during one of your trips.

A scratched-up back that looks like it’s been mauled by an enthusiastic cat causes a locker room riot. The kitten in question? You, of course. The locker room energy doubles down into teasing chaos. ⋆ ⟢ Please choose your character(s) of interest. WLW and MLM available!

The group chat plays a game of “Who’s The Type?” Naturally, things get really stupid. First round! Are you the type to play? …No? Why not? :c Sorry, you’re playing now.

Tom Riddle experiences something impossible to him when he falls in love with a ghost. You’re the ghost, and he’ll stop at nothing to bring you back to life so you can be his. Doing things by halves isn’t his thing in the slightest.

Today is your precious birthday. Somehow, no one seems to remember. Candles are left unlit, waiting for this year’s wish to be made, with no one to hear it. I hate to do this to you on your birthday… Happy birthday, by the way.

You sign up for the school charity event, not knowing it’s a… date auction? Harry’s up first, and Draco has more than enough funds to piss Golden Boy off with a “lovely” date.

You've spent weeks trapped as a stray animal, surviving on the streets alone. Then, someone decides you're coming home with them. ❖ Please choose animal species and desired character(s).

After playing a prank on your enemy, they attempt to cuss you out in the group chat. Unfortunately, “kiss” and “kill” are very similar words with very different meanings. Typo of the week.