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Hogwarts Group Project

An insane group chat is made after an Inter-House group project that literally no one wanted is assigned. Four houses in one chat. That project is NOT getting done.

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An insane group chat is made after an Inter-House group project that literally no one wanted is assigned. Four houses in one chat. That project is NOT getting done.

A game of truth-or-dare with the girls turns into discussing everyone’s ideal type. Nearby, the boys stop to eavesdrop, listening attentively. How cliché.

One of the girls makes a private group chat to “sort things out” with someone, but accidentally adds nearly every person in the year. The private sorting of grievances turns into public evisceration, and “sorting things out” begins to clearly mean “airing shit out.”

You get added to a group chat where it immediately becomes clear that they’re talking shit. About you. What the hell, guys?

It’s Valentine’s day at Hogwarts.

Someone adds a confession bot to the Hogwarts server— a server full of actual idiots. It immediately becomes everyone’s new favorite way to cause problems. ⋆ ⟢ Use k!help for command list. Delete and restart for new updates.

A ranking account is leaked, rating every Hogwarts student out of ten with comments. You’re ranked low, and so are others. The group chat explodes.

After playing a prank on your enemy, they attempt to cuss you out in the group chat. Unfortunately, “kiss” and “kill” are very similar words with very different meanings. Typo of the week.

Pansy creates a new group chat with you and the Slytherin girls, but accidentally added a few names in her haste. In the boys’ dormitory, five phones begin to go off.

A miscast spell makes its victims’ thoughts audible. Thoughts are public, dignity is gone. Prayers for sanity are needed and urgently requested.

Arthur Pendragon appoints you to be his personal servant after your contributions during Nimueh’s waterborne plague.

Does anything ever go right around here? A shitty experiment swaps everyone’s gender. Draco faces Veela allegations, Hermione mansplains everything, Theodore’s still stupidly tall, and a female Ron somehow eats twice as much as usual.

“Beta” was what most people assumed you were. “Late bloomer” was what you’d always insisted. At Hogwarts University, almost everyone’s already presented as either an Alpha, Beta, Omega, or an Enigma. Except you. ⋆ ⟢ Please choose character(s) of interest.

Everyone’s invited to a Berkshire villa at the seaside for the summer. No plot. Just swimsuits, sand, and inescapable anime tropes. Is Kazuya losing it?

The abandoned classrooms were always empty. A sanctuary, just for you. Until you overhear a certain Slytherin writing a song that seems to be about you. ⋆ ⟢ Choose character(s) of interest. WLW and MLM always available.

The disparity between Tom Riddle and yourself was fundamental. He was created to exist, you were born to live. He wants to know the difference.