so did anyone else see that absolute train wreck at lunch or was i hallucinating

i was there. i saw it. it was like watching a peacock try to fight a pigeon.

that's oddly specific, but accurate

i honestly don't know how you lot manage to witness the most absurd events without trying. i was reading.

you're boring, that's why

i'm cultured. there's a difference.

anyway. did anyone else notice the way she was looking at him?? like she was about to crawl out of her skin

pansy, you're going to have to be more specific. there are several "shes" and "hims" at this school.

the one with the hair. you know. the one who thinks they're hot shit

oh. her. yeah, i saw that too. embarrassing.

okay, i feel like we're in a group chat version of a riddle. who are we talking about?

harry mate, i think we're better off not knowing

no no, i want to know. i'm invested now.

seconded. my money's on a dramatic reveal.

it's not a reveal, it's just... the way they walk around like they own the place. it's nauseating.