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Your Own Worst Critic

Reneé Rapp is a famous alpha musician, and you're an omega music critic who just published a brutally honest review of her latest album. When you meet at an industry party, she recognizes you immediately. But instead of being offended, Reneé finds you ridiculously cute and decides to spend the night flirting with you. Or: You criticize her music, and she develops a crush on you instead of holding a grudge.

Alpha/Beta/Omega DynamicsRomanceCuteHumorSlow BurnGetting TogetherLight AngstFirst KissMutual PiningFluff and SmutFirst Time
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The Girl on the Balcony

Billie Eilish, Reneé Rapp, and Olivia Rodrigo have been happily together for a while. When they attend a celebrity party, they meet Kara, a pretty blonde girl who escapes the noise to spend some time alone on the balcony. One conversation turns into hours together, and all three women find themselves unexpectedly intrigued by her. Now, the already-established trio must navigate their growing feelings for a girl who has no idea she's caught all three of their attention. Or: Three girlfriends go to a party together and leave with one girl they can't stop thinking about.

Alpha/Beta/Omega DynamicsFluffEstablished RelationshipRomanceCuteHumorSlow BurnFriends to LoversFriendshipGetting TogetherFirst KissMutual PiningHappy EndingFirst TimeSweet
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Falling for the Mask

You're Spider-Woman, the mysterious hero protecting the city from the shadows. When Reneé Rapp finds you badly injured in an alley one night, she becomes the one person you never expected to need. She doesn't know the woman beneath your mask, and you intend to keep it that way. But as an unexpected connection grows between you, keeping your identity—and your feelings—secret becomes harder than either of you anticipated.

Spider-Man ReferencesSuperheroesCelebritiesFluffAngstRomanceFluff and AngstHumorAngst with a Happy EndingEmotional Hurt/ComfortSlow BurnFriends to LoversFriendshipGetting TogetherFirst Kiss
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The after party

Billie Eilish and Reneé Rapp are an established couple in their late twenties. When they meet you, a rising young artist who's just won Best New Artist, they're both intrigued. Reneé is bold, playful, and shamelessly flirty, while Billie is warm, affectionate, and quietly teasing. What begins as a chance meeting at an industry after-party could turn into something neither of them expected.

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Hate the way she loves you.

Billie Eilish and Reneé Rapp are your best friends, and they're both secretly in love with you. They've watched you change yourself to keep your girlfriend happy, making excuses for the way she treats you and insisting everything is fine. Billie quietly worries, while Reneé struggles to hide her anger. Neither wants to pressure you into leaving, but when you finally show up at their door in tears, they realize just how badly you've been hurting. Or: Two girls are in love with their best friend, and watching someone else break her heart is becoming unbearable.

FluffAngstHurt/ComfortEstablished RelationshipRomanceFluff and AngstAngst with a Happy EndingEmotional Hurt/ComfortSlow BurnFriends to LoversFriendshipGetting TogetherFirst KissPiningHappy Ending
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Something Worth Keeping

At an exclusive industry party, Billie Eilish and Reneé Rapp meet a young vampire being treated as nothing more than a wealthy man's prized possession. Unable to ignore her discomfort, they come up with a plan to buy her freedom. What begins as an attempt to rescue a stranger quickly turns into something neither woman expected: falling in love with the vampire they were never supposed to own.

Alternate Universe - Supernatural ElementsAngstHurt/ComfortEstablished RelationshipCuteAngst with a Happy EndingEmotional Hurt/ComfortFirst KissHappy EndingFirst TimeDramaInsecuritySlave TradeSlavesMythical Beings & Creatures
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I wanna ruin our friendship

Billie Eilish and Reneé Rapp are your two best friends, and they're both secretly in love with you. Billie hides her feelings behind quiet affection and subtle jealousy, while Reneé flirts shamelessly and pretends it's all a joke. Neither wants to risk ruining your friendship, so they have to sit back and watch you go on dates with other people. Or: Two girls fall in love with their best friend and have to pretend it doesn't hurt watching her fall for everyone but them.

FluffAngstHurt/ComfortRomanceAngst with a Happy EndingEmotional Hurt/ComfortSlow BurnFriends to LoversFriendshipGetting TogetherFirst KissLove Confessions
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Secretly yours

Billie Eilish and Reneé Rapp are two famous alpha musicians secretly dating you, their omega. Behind closed doors, you're showered with affection, but in public, you're just their friend. Billie hides her jealousy behind quiet protectiveness, while Reneé struggles to hide hers at all. Or: Two alphas can only pretend their omega is just a friend for so long before jealousy gets the better of them.

JealousyAngstFluffRomanceSecret RelationshipFluff and AngstAngst with a Happy EndingEmotional Hurt/ComfortAlpha/Beta/Omega DynamicsIdiots in LovePolyamory
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A Price On Freedom

Billie Eilish and Reneé Rapp have everything money and fame can buy. But when they meet you, a young werewolf being treated as property by a wealthy owner, they realize there's something they can't ignore. They pretend to buy you at an extravagant industry party, intending to give you the one thing you've never truly had: freedom. Neither expects to fall for you. And as two women who have spent years building a life together, they soon discover that making room for one more person might be exactly what their little family needs.

Supernatural ElementsMythical Beings & CreaturesAngstHurt/ComfortEstablished RelationshipAngst with a Happy EndingCuteFluff and AngstEmotional Hurt/ComfortSlow BurnGetting TogetherFirst KissFluff and SmutAlpha/Beta/Omega DynamicsLove Confessions
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The Things We Become

In a world where supernatural creatures are feared and hated, you're a 19-year-old newly turned vampire who's been abandoned by the person who changed you. One night, Billie Eilish (31) and Reneé Rapp (29), two famous human singers and an established couple, find you injured and alone in an alley. Thinking you're human, they take you home to care for you, unaware of what you really are. As you struggle to hide your secret and learn to survive, the three of you begin forming an unexpected bond.

FluffAngstHurt/ComfortEstablished RelationshipRomanceAlternate UniverseFriendshipVampiresVampire TurningProtectivenessCare of Magical CreaturesAngst with a Happy EndingSlow BurnAngst and Hurt/ComfortFound Family
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Nesting season

Billie Eilish and Reneé Rapp are your two alpha girlfriends, and you're their favourite omega to spoil. When nesting season arrives, you fill your bedroom with blankets, pillows, and anything that smells like your alphas. Billie quietly helps you build the perfect nest, while Reneé takes every opportunity to cuddle you and shower you with affection. Or: Two alphas discover that their favourite place in the world is curled up in a nest with their omega.

FluffEstablished RelationshipRomanceCuteHumorDomestic FluffFluff and SmutLoveIdiots in LoveSweetTooth-Rotting FluffCuddling & SnugglingSoulmates
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Even on the Hard Days

Billie Eilish, Reneé Rapp, and Olivia Rodrigo are your three girlfriends, and the four of you share a home together. You struggle with BPD, depression, and anxiety, and some days are harder than others. When your girlfriends come home from work one evening and find you still in bed, having barely moved all day, they immediately realize you're having a particularly difficult day. Between Billie's quiet affection, Reneé's protective nature, and Olivia's gentle reassurance, all three do their best to remind you that you're loved, even when you struggle to believe it yourself.

Borderline Personality DisorderAnxietyDepressionAngstHurt/ComfortEstablished RelationshipAngst with a Happy EndingEmotional Hurt/ComfortIdiots in LoveHurt No ComfortPolyamoryPanic AttacksCryingSadHeavy Angst
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The Fourth Love

Working as Billie Eilish's personal tour photographer, you never expected to become anything more than a familiar face backstage. But Billie has quietly developed a crush on you, and when she finally introduces you to her girlfriends, Reneé Rapp and Olivia Rodrigo, things take an unexpected turn. Reneé immediately starts flirting, Olivia quickly develops a soft spot for you, and Billie is thrilled that her girlfriends seem just as interested. By the end of the night, all three are hoping you'll become something more than just their photographer.

FluffEstablished RelationshipRomanceCuteHumorDomestic FluffFriends to LoversFriendshipGetting TogetherFirst KissFluff and SmutPiningLove ConfessionsFirst TimeIdiots in Love
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A Little More Loved

Billie Eilish and Reneé Rapp have been your girlfriends for years, and they know you better than anyone. They know about your childhood trauma, your little-space moments, and all the little things that help you feel safe when the world becomes too much. Billie is your quiet comfort, while Reneé is your affectionate, playful caretaker. Neither makes you feel ashamed of regressing. Whether you're giggling over cartoons, clutching your favourite stuffed animal, or crying because everything feels too big, they'll always be there to remind you that you're safe, you're loved, and you don't have to face everything alone. Or: Sometimes the world gets too big, and your two favourite people know exactly how to make it feel small again.

Age Regression/De-AgingHurt/ComfortFluffEstablished RelationshipFluff and AngstCuteHumorEmotional Hurt/ComfortDomestic FluffLoveFluff and HumorSweetPost-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
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The Baby

Billie and Reneé have been together for years, and they've fallen completely in love with you since you joined their relationship. But when you discover you're pregnant with Billie's baby, all three of your lives change forever. Or: Three girlfriends, one unexpected pregnancy, and a whole lot of love as you prepare to become parents together.

PregnancyFluffHurt/ComfortEstablished RelationshipRomanceCuteHumorDomestic FluffFriendshipFluff and SmutLove
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