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Jaylin🖤

Heyy! I’m Jaylin 🦢 harry potter + multifandom stories 🐍 theo & mattheo enthusiast angst • romance • crack • delusion 💌 requests + ideas welcome 🖤 18+ Delulu Baddies Discord: ⬇️ https://discord.gg/cqDWWSSK9 My dc: jaylinxo.

Don’t touch what’s mine.

─── ⋆༺♱༻⋆ ─── ✦ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 ✦ At Hogwarts, everyone knows Theodore Nott, Mattheo Riddle, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, and Lorenzo Berkshire. Cold. Intimidating. Untouchable. They are the boys everyone knows about and very few dare to approach. Together, they rule their corner of Hogwarts without ever needing to ask for attention. Then a new sixth-year arrives. She doesn’t know their reputations. She doesn’t care about them. And, most importantly, she isn’t impressed. While the boys remain cautious about letting a stranger into their circle, the girls who have always dominated Hogwarts’ social scene aren’t exactly thrilled about the newcomer either. Pansy, Daphne, and Astoria have spent years being the school’s “it girls”—and suddenly, all eyes aren’t on them anymore. But there’s another complication. Theodore’s three-year-old sister, Isadora Nott, is rarely far from him. Shy, quiet, and easily overwhelmed, she trusts very few people. Yet, unexpectedly, she begins gravitating toward the new girl. Theodore notices. And he doesn’t trust easily. What begins as suspicion slowly becomes curiosity, while jealousy, rivalry, sabotage, unexpected friendships, and complicated feelings begin to turn Hogwarts upside down. Because sometimes the person who changes everything is the one who never intended to.

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Don’t touch what’s mine -𝑀𝑅 𝑉𝐸𝑅𝑆.

Y/N came to Hogwarts with one responsibility bigger than anything else: her six-year-old sister, Elodie. Between classes, friendships and a dangerously complicated relationship with Mattheo Riddle, life is chaotic—but manageable. Until Elodie disappears. What starts as a cruel revenge scheme between three Slytherin girls quickly spirals beyond their control. The plan was simple: scare Y/N, then give her sister back. Except the man they trusted to return Elodie changes his mind. Now Hogwarts is full of secrets, everyone is looking for a little girl who could be anywhere, and Mattheo is discovering there’s one thing more dangerous than his temper: Someone touching what’s hers. (HEY, SO HIGHLY REQUESTED MATTHEO VERSION.. erm.. yeah.. THANKS FOR ALL THE FOLLOWS AND LIKES I LOVE YOU ALL🫶🏻 ~ Jaylin!)

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Family

The Mercer family live in a huge countryside house that’s been in the family for generations. Not royalty-level rich, but wealthy enough that nobody in the family has ever worried about money. The kind of family where there are too many bedrooms, too many relatives visiting constantly, and at least three arguments happening at any given moment.

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Walk him like a dog - TN

WALK HIM LIKE A DOG, SIS Y/N spent YEARS hopelessly obsessed with Theodore Nott. Everyone knew. Especially Theodore. Unfortunately, he couldn’t have given less of a fuck. Then one heartbreak, one trip to Muggle London and one cherry-red transformation later, Y/N decides she’s officially over him. And Theodore finally looks. Oh. Oh, he’s fucked. Now the boy who spent years ignoring her can’t stop staring, can’t stop noticing and can’t understand why the fuck she isn’t looking at him anymore. Y/N chased Theodore for years. Now? Walk him like a fucking dog. ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── 💋 DELULU BADDIES — 18+ Need somewhere to scream about fictional men, share your stories and find people just as fucking delusional as you? Come join Delulu Baddies, our inclusive 18+ community for readers, writers, Y/N lovers and multi-fandom chaos. 🖤 Harry Potter, Marvel, actors, Stray Kids, OCs & more — everyone is welcome regardless of gender. Games, movie nights, story screenshots, fandom chats, music, events, XP/levels and plenty of questionable fictional crushes. Come join the delusion. We have cookies. 🍪 WHEN YOU JOIN YOU GET A COOKIE HEHE ⬇️⬇️ https://discord.gg/x72vH4YV4

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Love isn’t earned - SB

The new Slytherin seemed sweet, quiet and always willing to help. Then Theodore found her cleaning the boys’ bathroom. Her explanation? “My mother said this is how you earn love.” Well. Fuck. Turns out getting her to put the cleaning supplies down is only the beginning.

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Ends with you -SB

North London. N17. Five boys, five cars, questionable decisions and enough fucking drama to keep the whole of Tottenham entertained. Everyone knows MZ — but Y/N only knows him as one of her older brother Kieran’s boys. Mattheo Riddle is seventeen, deep in road life, permanently surrounded by his mandem and already a dad to a nearly-two-year-old daughter. Add a toxic baby mum who immediately fucking hates Y/N, Kieran watching everything unfold, and a slow burn neither of them saw coming? Yeah. This should go brilliantly. North London Roadman AU | Slow Burn | Teen Dad Mattheo | Toxic Ex | N17 | Slytherin Boys | Heavy London Slang | No Magic AU FOR ALL MY BRITS XOX

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I can hear the bells - SB

Fifth year. New school. New castle. New crush. You transfer to Hogwarts with your two best friends, expecting the usual: classes, Quidditch, questionable decisions and your older brother embarrassing you. Then you see him. One glance. 🔔 Ding fucking dong. 🔔 Suddenly you’re hearing imaginary wedding bells, mentally planning the ceremony and deciding fate has personally delivered your future husband. Tiny problem? He’s one of your brother’s best mates. Bigger problem? He has absolutely no fucking idea you’re apparently getting married. Choose your Slytherin love interest and let the delusion begin. Remake of my other story, love you guys xx

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🐍 SB | The Winner Takes It All

You were supposed to be forever. Instead, you were the one who walked away. Months later, your ex has moved on—or at least, that’s what it looks like. He has a new girlfriend, a happier relationship, and seemingly no reason to look back. Except he still knows you too well. You still catch him looking. And with graduation getting closer, pretending you don’t still love each other is becoming a lot fucking harder. Choose your ex: Theodore Nott, Mattheo Riddle, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini or Lorenzo Berkshire. ୨ৎ Exes to Lovers • Slow Burn • Angst • Jealousy • Unresolved Feelings My first ever collab with @obliviates ♡

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The Wrong Room

For weeks, five Slytherins have been receiving black envelopes. Mattheo Riddle. Theodore Nott. Draco Malfoy. Blaise Zabini. Lorenzo Berkshire. Different secrets. Different threats. The same anonymous sender. They’ve told nobody. Then one night, Y/N receives an envelope of her own. Except hers doesn’t contain a secret. It contains directions. After curfew. Through the dungeons. Down a corridor she has no reason to be in. Straight towards a door she has never noticed before. Her final instruction? Open it. On the other side are five boys, a table covered in black envelopes, and a conversation Y/N was never supposed to hear. At least, that’s what they think. Because when Theodore notices the envelope in her hand, one thing becomes painfully obvious: Y/N didn’t find them by accident. Someone wanted her in that room. Someone who knows exactly what each of them has to lose. And whatever game they’ve been playing? It just gained a sixth player. Choose your love interest: Mattheo • Theodore • Draco • Blaise • Lorenzo ⸻ ୨ৎ DELULU BADDIES — 18+ Need somewhere to obsess over fictional men without being judged for it? Delulu Baddies is an 18+ multi-fandom community for making friends, sharing story screenshots, talking bots and characters, playing games and generally enabling each other’s delusions. ⬇️⬇️ https://discord.gg/HRsSJ3HKV 18+ only ♡

A death in Slytherin…

Draco Malfoy was supposed to spend Halloween half-term at Malfoy Manor. He never made it home. Twenty-four hours later, the wizarding world is staring at a headline nobody expected: Draco Malfoy is dead. The Prophet calls it an accident. His friends call it a lie. Now, a group of Slytherins have decided to investigate the death themselves—following clues, questioning suspects, uncovering secrets and slowly realising that Draco’s final days may have been far more complicated than anyone knew. New students. Old families. Missing information. Convenient stories. And somewhere in the middle of it all is the truth. Everyone has a secret. Everyone has a motive. But only one person knows what really happened to Draco Malfoy.

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So fetch, Malfoy.

Mattheo Riddle found an ancient spellbook. Theo told him not to touch it. Naturally, he cast the spell anyway. Now seven Hogwarts students are trapped inside Mean Girls: The Musical—and apparently Draco is Regina George, Blaise has feelings, Lorenzo has lost every remaining brain cell, Theo wants to commit murder, Dorian is having the time of his life, and Mattheo is somebody’s ex. Oh, and Y/N? She’s Cady Heron. On Wednesdays, Slytherins wear pink. 💋🎀 MY FIRST CRACKBOT EVER HEHE ENJOY (@obliviates) for the story photo

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It was supposed to be Draco..

Y/N is Draco Malfoy’s girlfriend. He genuinely loves her, but he’s always preferred the polished, picture-perfect version of her. Mattheo Riddle has quietly liked Y/N for years—and unlike Draco, he loves every version of her. Then one accidental message changes everything. ALSO. I THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA FROM A TIKTOK AND SOME OTHER PLOTS I SEEN. I’m not sure… which people so if it’s you I didn’t mean to copy😔 credits to whoever done this already.. xx

Loved by him, Hated by them,

Born into one of Italy’s most powerful mafia families, Y/N Valenti has grown up surrounded by wealth, power and danger. As the youngest child—and their father’s undeniable favourite—Y/N is spoiled relentlessly by Alessandro and adored by her four older brothers. But inside the Valenti household, not everyone shares that affection. Y/N’s mother and eighteen-year-old twin sisters have always resented the attention she receives. As their treatment of Y/N becomes increasingly cruel, the family’s carefully maintained image of unity begins to fracture. With four fiercely protective brothers, an increasingly furious father, and a mother and sisters determined to make her feel like she doesn’t belong, Y/N finds herself at the centre of a family conflict far more personal than any threat outside their walls. In the Valenti family, blood makes you family. It doesn’t necessarily make you loved.

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Hopelessly devoted to you..

You’ve been hopelessly obsessed with Tom Riddle for years. Wedding planned, rings chosen, future imagined—the whole embarrassing fucking thing. Unfortunately, Tom barely cares. Then Snape pairs you together for a major Potions project. Weeks of forced study sessions slowly make your presence part of Tom’s routine. But after spending years chasing someone who clearly doesn’t want you, you finally stop giving him all your attention. You’re still completely obsessed with him. You’re just done showing it. Tom should be relieved. So why the fuck does he suddenly care who you’re sitting with?

Unexpected Item in the bagging area

CRACKBOT SERIES — BRITISH JOBS EPISODE 1: TESCO Hogwarts sends seven Slytherins into the most dangerous place imaginable: a British Tesco. Mattheo, Theodore, Draco, Blaise and Lorenzo? Customer Assistants. Tristan? Security. And Y/N? Their fucking manager. Five shifts. One Tesco. Zero magic. Questionable customer service. Every little helps. These lot fucking don’t. Brought to you by Jaylin ♡ Inspired by whoever made the McDonald’s bot!

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I’ve got my eye on you - LB

Lorenzo Berkshire is completely, utterly, embarrassingly obsessed with Y/N. Everyone knows it. Well… almost everyone. Y/N hasn’t got a fucking clue. In fact, she’s decided her best friend needs a girlfriend and she’s determined to find him one. Poor bastard.💚

EP 1: Come dine with me - SB - Crack

JAYLIN’S CRACKBOT SERIES: COME DINE WITH ME 🍽️🐍 Six Slytherins. Six ridiculously expensive manors. Six nights. And, for reasons nobody can properly explain, they’ve decided to cook for each other. Well… “cook” might be generous in some cases. Draco’s got house-elves doing suspicious amounts of work. Theo’s suddenly an Italian fucking chef. Mattheo’s one bad decision away from burning the manor down. Lorenzo’s serving something nobody can confidently identify. And Blaise? He’s watched everyone else fuck up first. Smart bastard. Three courses. Entertainment. Secret scores out of ten. One winner. Five unbearable losers. Welcome to Jaylin’s Crackbot Series: Come Dine With Me — where the food might be questionable, the hosting is personal, and absolutely nobody in Slytherin knows how to lose with dignity. Bon appétit, you competitive little pricks.

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249 OF YOU??? Story requests..🖤

🖤 STORY REQUESTS ARE OPEN 🖤 Okay firstly… WHAT THE FUCK 😭 I genuinely don’t know where all of you came from but HIII??? I started posting my silly little stories on here because I enjoy writing them and somehow there are now 245 of you AND one of my stories has 11 MILLION+ views??? That is actually insane to me. Thank you so much to everyone who’s followed, liked, commented, read my stories or even just lurked quietly 🖤 I genuinely love reading your comments and seeing which characters/plots you all get attached to. SOOOO because there are suddenly a lot more of you here… ✨ STORY REQUESTS ARE OFFICIALLY OPEN ✨ Give me your ideas!! Harry Potter / Slytherin stories, Theodore Nott, Mattheo Riddle, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Lorenzo Berkshire, OCs, sibling plots, romance, enemies to lovers, angst, crack stories, protective characters, murder mysteries, no-magic AUs Literally throw your ideas at me. They can be completely thought out or literally just: “Theo but he has to look after a toddler.” and I’ll see what I can cook up 😭 Leave your requests in the comments! I obviously can’t promise I’ll write every single one, but I’ll be reading them all and picking out the ones that inspire me most. And seriously thank you for 245 followers. Going from 20 to 245 in ten days is absolutely mental. Welcome to whatever the fuck this account has become 🖤😭 I love you all🫶🏻

THANK YOU OMFG !! I love you all

HELLO??? 25.5 MILLION?? 😭 Just wanted to say a massive thank you because Don’t Touch What’s Mine has somehow hit 4.6K likes AND 25.5 MILLION PLAYS??? That number genuinely does not look real to me 😭 And there’s 377 of you following me now which is actually insane considering I’m literally just here feeding everyone’s fictional-men delusions 💀 Thank you for reading, liking, commenting and putting up with whatever unhinged plot I decide to post next. I appreciate every single one of you 🫶🏻 4.6K likes ♡ 25.5M plays ♡ 377 followers Alsooo, I’ve seen all your story requests!! I promise I will get round to doing them all 😭🫶🏻 There’s quite a few, so bear with me while I work my way through them. I haven’t forgotten about you!! xox love you baddies xox p.s. if you’re not in Delulu Baddies yet… what are you actually doing 👀