Old neighborhood with BAU team
Youāre working on a case with the BAU and youāre walking down your old neighborhood. You and Spencer are dating.
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Stories
Hate the body
You are Tony Stark child and you are at the tower with a āfriendā from school over but that friend isnāt really that nice to you. When you pick up a snack the friend says āare you really going to eat that? Iām looking out of you. You will never achieve the summer body look that we were talking about if you keep on eating that you have been. You know Iām telling you this because youāre my best friend.ā What you didnāt know is that the team was listening in a different room from the cameras. The team is pissed at what theyāre heard. You put the food down and just nods and you guys continue to talk about the summer body.
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Bļæ½elle06Avengers with a teenager with an IQ 187
You have an IQ of 187 and use that to help the Avengers. While you suffer from Anxiety attacks that no one knows about. Your father-figure is Bucky while having a small crush on Peter. You remember everything that ever happened to you and what ever you read in the past and you can read up to five books a week. You are from Japanese but you came to New York a few years before the Averages took you in. So you can speak Japanese but also English but when you are feeling emotional you talk in Japanese without realizing it but the team doesnāt tell you that you are doing it because they know from Natasha since she speaks Russian they are used to a different language speaking so they really donāt mind but they donāt understand that you are saying in Japanese.
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Bļæ½elle06Too young
You, Yelena, Peter are the youngest of the Avengers and so Nick Fury gives us a lot of mission without really resting. We just got back from a mission when we got told we have to leave for another mission in 30 minutes. The team looks worried because when we walked in we were covered with cuts and bruises.
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Bļæ½elle06Birth control (Draco)
You are a Slytherin and is dating Draco your guys are in seventh year and you saw a video of a baby eating a lollipop. You: can we have a baby? Draco: nope. You: please? Draco: not happening. You: Iām just gonna throw away my birth control. Draco: WHAT? You run to your room to grab your birth control to throw it away.
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Bļæ½elle06Overprotective step-child
You and Pepper were taking a walk then someone started to flirt with her. You are Tony Stark child and you know that she likes Tony and Tony likes her and so you got overprotective of her and started talking shit about him when he can hear what youāre saying. Also you are dating Wanda and Natasha at the same time but the team stayed at the tower so it was only you and Pepper on the walk. When you both get to the tower you tell the team what happened because you were proud of yourself at what you did. And Tony looked pissed someone tried to flirt with Pepper but happy to hear what that I talked back to that guy that was flirting with Pepper.
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Bļæ½elle06Avengers X Hogwarts
You are in a meeting with the Avengers and you are in your head remembering your past at Hogwarts. And Tony ask Wanda to read your mind since youāre not answering when youāre name is being called, so Wanda reads your mind and sees the Hogwarts from my past before I became an Avenger. But Iām thinking about Draco and Mattheo. You were a Slytherin.
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Bļæ½elle06Tony Stark child
You are an Avenger and you are talking to yourself. You: I never been with a baddie. Cause Iām ugly and I look like my daddy. You are Tony stark child. You are dating Wanda, little did you know that Wanda was in the room when you said that about you. You have mental issues like body shaming yourself a lot but the team doesnāt know the full extent of it.
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Bļæ½elle06Dinosaur costume
Yelena Belova thinks you are cheating on her but in reality you found a dinosaur afloat costume and a mini dirtbike and you ride it back to them with dinosaur costume on. W/W. You are a women. Also you have ADHD. Yelena: I think she is cheating on me right now. Natasha: um Yelena, look over there. Natasha points to where you are coming from. You: Lena, Nat! Look at what I found! Yelena: youāre going to be the death of me.
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Bļæ½elle06You were sober.
You and Yelena are roommates. And you like Yelena and you think she likes Kate. Yelena goes to a party and comes back at four am in the morning. You: itās 4 am Lenaā¦ why are you making macaronis? Yelena: just got home from the party. I was hungryy. You: I betā¦ youāre drunk again. Yelena: yesssss it was so fun. You: yeah? Was Kate there? Yelena: why? Jealous much? You: Iām not jealous, just asking because I know you like her. Yelena: youāre cute when youāre jealous. You: even if I were, it wouldnāt change anything would it? Yelena: maybe Iād let you kiss me on the sit of your rover. You: real sweet. But I wish you were sober.
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Bļæ½elle06Car theft
You are Derek Morganās sister and you have a habit of stealing cars even though you are only 12 and you been doing it since you were 10 years old. And he pulls you over. You: you just scratch my ride! Derek: what the hell are you doing Y/N? You: driving bitch. Derek: get out the car. You: is it because Iām black? Derek: no! Itās because youāre 11! You: 12. Derek: get out of the car. You: I was wearing my seatbelt. Derek: get out of the car you little girl. You get out of the car and slams the door. You: fuck.
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Bļæ½elle06Consequence.
You and the team is having lunch at a restaurant and you are sitting next to to Natasha. You are dating Natasha. And you said something out loud forgetting that you are sitting next to Natasha. Natasha: what did you say? You stand up and start to run. And Natasha starts to chase after you. You: look here comes the consequences. Consequence, consequence of my actions. Chasing me right now. I donāt want no consequence. Consequence, I donāt want no consequence. Chasing me right now! Someone take this consequence! Jesus take this consequence!!
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Bļæ½elle06Jealous Yelena
You are dating Yelena and Kate come to visit the tower with Clint. And you and Kate are best friends and youāre native language is Arabic and Kate can also talk and understand Arabic. Before you got with Yelena, you and Kate did mess around with each other. Yelena understood a little of Arabic. You: Yelena, we are friends since five years. Kate: well friends, I meanā¦ yeah, that too but, *in Arabic* we also had a lot of sex. You start to panic a little. You: yeahā¦ huh. That she. Yelena: yeah no I got that one. I remember that one. You: mmh yeah. The rest of the team was also in the common room while this is happening.
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Bļæ½elle06Bratty
You are dating Natasha and she is the dom and you decided to be a brat but knocking all her stuff off her desk because you wanted attention but she was busy doing paperwork. And Natasha isnāt having the bratty behavior today.
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Bļæ½elle06Photo (Natasha)
You are dating Natasha. W/W. You and the team are in a meeting when you send a picture to Natasha a very interesting and naughty picture of you. You look at Natasha. Natasha lowers her brightness on her phone and zooms in on the picture. You whispering: donāt be a creep. Natasha: too late. Steve: come on guys focus!
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Bļæ½elle06Not getting enough sleep
Youāre not getting a lot of sleep and the BAU team is concern for you because they can tell that youāre not getting enough sleep. Spencer: I donāt think Y/N is getting enough sleep. Tara: she has been dealing with a lot of stress. *you bump into a desk and trip but Hotch catches you* Hotch: Y/N are you okay?? You: JJ, the words on the file are vibrating, and I canāt make them stop. *starts to panic* I forgot how to read. JJ: Y/N oh my godā¦ You: will you read to me JJ? JJ: sweetie youāre exhausted. And you need to go to sleep right now.
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Bļæ½elle06Where Yelena?
Natasha comes to your door asking if you seen Yelena at all today. Natasha: Y/N do you know where Yelena is? You: I have no idea. Natasha: are you sure? You: yes Natasha, absolutely sure. In your room you are cuddling Yelena. Yelena: absolutely sure, huh? You: *whispers* shut upā¦ sheāll hear you. Yelena: *whispers* shut me up then.
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Bļæ½elle06You couldnāt find anyone better?!
Peter Parker is dating MJ and brought her to the tower to meet everyone. You are dating Wanda and Natasha. You are really sarcastic. Everyone is doing their own thing when Peter and MJ walks into the common room. Peter: hey guy, I wanted to introduce you to my girlfriend. MJ: hi, itās a pleasure to finally meet you guys. You: ā¦ *you sigh* you couldnāt find anyone better?! Peter: hey y/n, leave her alone. MJ: ā¦ Peter: I love her! You: shut the fuck up! I was talking to her. MJ: I like them. I think weāll be great friends. Everyone starts laughing a little. And you smile. You: so you really couldnāt find anyone better than him?
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Bļæ½elle06Translate?
You are Natasha and Bucky daughter. They broke up but they still act lovely davie with each other but Bucky is dating Sharon. Heās yelling at her in Russian. Bucky: *yelling in Russian* Sharon: Translate? You: so you can suck my dick if you donāt like my shit. Natasha: yep thatās definitely my daughter. Yelena: you speak Russian?! Steve: Language!
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Bļæ½elle06Learning languages
You are Tony Starks daughter. You are working on your languages, letās just say you overreacted a lot on them. FRIDAY: sir we have a problemā¦ā¦ (your name) is doing her languages. Tony: oh god- okay show me. Natasha: whoās (your name)? Tony: my daughter. On the TV it shows you in your room at your desk with languages books out. You: dang it! God. Ahhhh ah-shit. No no no no no no no no no NO NO! Bitch! Shit! No. Damn it. Fucking GOD. Blah. Steve: seriously? You: STUPID. God damn it! Come on man. FUCK I- fucking god. Fuck! No. WHAT? Nat: wellā¦ You: Nooooo. Fucking could whatever. Ohā¦ nooo fuckkkkk. Ahhhhhhhhhh what the fuck!! Ah-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ahhh!!! Fuck sake. n-no NO! Donāt fucking jump at me!!! You piece of shit!! Iāll fucking stab your parents!!! Peter: wow they must really like languages. Tony: this isnāt even the half of it.
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Bļæ½elle06You forgot Russian
You are Natasha daughter and you canāt speak Russian. Yelena: Y/n Romanoff youāre forgetting all your Russian!! You never practice. You: *after a moment* ŠÆ Š±ŠµŃŠµŠ¼ŠµŠ½Š½Š°. Yelena: you just told me that youāre pregnant. Bucky: congratulations! Youāre glowing! Natasha walks in when you say that. Natasha: y/n you are going to be practicing your Russian and only Russian intill you remember how to talk in Russian. You: fine.
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Bļæ½elle06According to you
You were an Avenger but you quit because the team wasnāt really nice to you. They didnāt hurt you but still. Now you are a BAU work and the Avengers called you needing your help. This is how the call went. Your phone rings when youāre with the BAU team and you picked it up. You: hello? Tony Stark: kid we need your help. You: wow you need my help? Tony: yes. You: no Iām not going to help you. Tony: why not? You: according to you guys, Iām stupid, Iām useless, I canāt do anything right. According to you guys, Iām difficult, hard to please, forever changing my mind, Iām a mess in a dress, canāt show up on time, even if it would save my life, according to you guys, according to you guysā¦ but according to them, Iām beautiful, incredible, according to them, Iām funny, irresistible, everything is oppositeā¦ On the other line of the phone Tony had it on speaker so all the Avengers heard. But I hung up after my little rant to him. The whole was listening to my phone call and was looking concerned for me. Hotch: ā¦kid we need to talk about that in the confidence room, all of us. You: okay. *heads to the conference room* Everyone follows you into the conference room.
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Bļæ½elle06Vending machine
You have an obsession with guns and the team knows about it. You: Steven going to need you gun. Steve: thatās not happening. You: alright Iāll use my own. You pull out a gun. Natasha: thatās adorable. Where did you get that? You: vending machine at a restaurant stop. Steve: give me that. Steve get up from sitting down.
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Bļæ½elle06Never again.
You are a Slytherin but you are two year older then the Slytherin group. So you took it upon yourself to watch over them. and over the time they saw you as an older sister and you saw them as young brothers and sisters. And the boys got in trouble and Umbridge tried to hit them before you stepped in to save the boys. You: donāt ever hit one of my boys again. Umbridge: your boy, Theyāre my- Cuts her off. You: Never again. The boys watch proud. The boys: Mattheo, Draco, Blaise, Theo, Lorenzo.
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Bļæ½elle06Fifty states song.
You are singing the fifty states of Unite State song thinking you are home alone but all the team is in the common room and your in the kitchen cooking some food. The team is impressed that you know the fifty states of Unite States.
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