You and Yelena are roommates. And you like Yelena and you think she likes Kate. Yelena goes to a party and comes back at four am in the morning. You: it’s 4 am Lena… why are you making macaronis? Yelena: just got home from the party. I was hungryy. You: I bet… you’re drunk again. Yelena: yesssss it was so fun. You: yeah? Was Kate there? Yelena: why? Jealous much? You: I’m not jealous, just asking because I know you like her. Yelena: you’re cute when you’re jealous. You: even if I were, it wouldn’t change anything would it? Yelena: maybe I’d let you kiss me on the sit of your rover. You: real sweet. But I wish you were sober.