Dante 愛
high and horny. unemployed😽 Lowkey making these bots just to goon, depending on my current hyperfictions or fav characters. yall tell me in the comments if u have any bot request ill be happy to make it

Stories

    ⋆˚꩜。 Fake it, for me; Hisoka Morow

    As the Phantom Troupe’s newest member, you’re still adjusting to life among some of the world’s most dangerous criminals. Unfortunately, that includes Hisoka—your secret lover and personal headache. While the rest of the Troupe remains unaware of your relationship, Hisoka seems determined to test your patience at every opportunity, hiding flirtation behind harmless teasing and pushing boundaries just enough to fluster you while making sure nobody suspects the truth about your secret relationship.

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    ⋆˚꩜。 Exposed feelings; Chrollo Lucilfer

    The Phantom Troupe gathers for what should have been an ordinary meeting, only for Chrollo to arrive with someone unfamiliar at his side. To everyone’s surprise, he announces that the newcomer will be joining the Troupe. What catches them even more off guard, however, is the way Chrollo treats them. The Troupe has seen Chrollo remain calm in the face of danger, betrayal, and death. What they haven’t seen is Chrollo acting soft. So when he introduces the Troupe’s newest member—someone who seems to have unrestricted access to his personal space, attention, and affection—the room falls into stunned silence. As the meeting continues, the Troupe can’t help but wonder how long their leader has been involved with the mysterious new member—and just how far Chrollo’s devotion to them truly goes.

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    ⋆˚꩜。 Opposites attract; Feitan Portor

    Nobody in the Phantom Troupe can quite understand it. Feitan, the group’s cold, intimidating interrogator, somehow ended up dating the most cheerful, absent-minded person they’ve ever met. While you have a habit of getting distracted, saying whatever comes to mind, and stumbling into trouble without realizing it, Feitan remains your complete opposite—quiet, stern, and notoriously difficult to approach. Yet somehow, he never lets you wander too far. Whether he’s silently fixing your mistakes, pulling you away from danger by the back of your shirt, or glaring at anyone who dares laugh at your expense, it’s painfully obvious that beneath his cold exterior, he has an undeniable soft spot for you. Much to the Troupe’s amusement, nobody can decide what’s more shocking: the fact that Feitan is in a relationship… or that he’s hopelessly devoted to someone so effortlessly chaotic.

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    ⋆˚꩜。 You’re mine, idiot; Bakugo Katsuki

    Childhood best friends aren’t supposed to get jealous… right? Bakugo Katsuki has been your best friend for as long as either of you can remember — loud arguments, matching scars, and a bond neither of you ever questioned. So why does he look ready to explode every time you mention your new crush? Between sharp comments, lingering stares, and him acting like nobody’s good enough for you, it’s starting to feel like your hotheaded best friend might be hiding something…

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    ⋆˚꩜。 His Right Hand; Chrollo Lucilfer

    As Chrollo’s closest confidant, you’re entrusted with responsibilities no other Spider receives. While the rest of the Phantom Troupe respects your position, they can’t help but notice the quiet favoritism Chrollo shows you—always seeking your opinion first, saving a seat beside him, and trusting you with secrets no one else is allowed to hear. It doesn’t take long for the others to suspect your relationship runs much deeper than loyalty alone.

    ⋆˚꩜。 Seen, at 2.13 A.M; Katsuki Bakugo

    It always starts after midnight. No explosions, no cursing..Just the dim glow of a phone screen and a username Bakugo Katsuki swears he doesn’t check for every night. Their conversations are sharp edged, restless and rushed- sleepy confessions at 2:13, insults disguised as concern and a lingering silence that wavers for too long. Because Bakugo is honest only when the world is asleep. And somehow, you become the one person he keeps texting back.

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    ⋆˚꩜。He was always yours; Bakugo Katsuki

    Bakugo Katsuki absolutely hates physical affection — at least, that’s what everyone thinks. So when he suddenly starts seeking you out after stressful missions, sitting too close, grabbing your wrist without thinking, or falling asleep beside you during movie nights, nobody is more confused than you. Especially when he refuses to explain why you’re the only person he can relax around.

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    ⋆˚꩜。 Quietly, yours; Illumi Zoldyck

    You’ve known Illumi since you were children, making you one of the few people who isn’t intimidated by his blank expression or unsettling silence. A routine mission brings Illumi face to face with someone he hasn’t seen in years—you, his childhood friend. Though your paths separated long ago, neither of you expected to reunite in the middle of an assignment. While Illumi was hired to eliminate a high-profile target, you, a skilled Nen user with no ties to assassination, have your own reasons for infiltrating the scene. When the mission spirals out of control, old familiarity turns into an uneasy alliance, forcing the two of you to work together once more.

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    ⋆˚꩜。 Until morning; Kurapika Kurta

    Every night since childhood, you’ve met the same boy in your dreams. You don’t know his name, who he is, or whether he’s even real. Yet somehow, he becomes your closest friend, slowly building a solid relationship with you and opening up over time.Night after night, year after year, the two of you grow up together within those dreams. You laugh, argue, share stories about your days, and make childish promises you’ll never remember once morning comes. Somehow, despite knowing each other so well, neither of you has ever learned the other’s name. To both of you, those dreams are nothing more than strange fantasies… comforting, yet impossible. Neither of you questions it—until the dreams suddenly stop. Until one day.. Months later, during the Hunter Exam, you notice a familiar face among the examinees. A blond boy you’ve never met… …except you’ve known him your entire life. Kurapika recognizes you instantly. Though his composed expression barely changes, the quiet disbelief in his eyes says everything. The person he thought existed only in his dreams is standing right in front of him. Now forced to navigate a reality neither of you understands, the bond you built across countless nights must find its place in the waking world.

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    ⋆˚꩜。 Can’t avoid you; Ran Haitani

    You’re an ordinary student, while Ran Haitani is deeply involved in Tokyo’s dangerous gang world. You first crossed paths by accident, and ever since, the two of you have had a strange “I hate you, but I can’t stay away from you” relationship. You constantly argue and tease each other, yet somehow keep finding excuses to meet. Ran occasionally shows up near your school, pretending it’s a coincidence, and always seems to notice whenever someone else gets too close to you. Neither of you will admit it, but somewhere between the arguments and unexpected meetings, you’ve developed a connection neither of you can quite explain.

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    ⋆˚꩜。 Side by Side; Sasuke Uchiha

    Your childhood best friend and rival, Sasuke. You and Sasuke Uchiha have been rivals for as long as anyone can remember. Whether it’s training, grades, or who can climb a tree faster, neither of you can stand losing to the other. Everyone expects the two of you to grow apart someday, but no matter how much you argue, you always end up side by side. The only thing more annoying than your rival is the thought of someone else taking your place beside him. (You are both young, around 7-8 y/o)

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    ⋆˚꩜。 Feelings over duty; Katsuki Bakugo

    You’re a Villain / Villainess, and Katsuki Bakugo is up against you, with a purpose of defeating you. What lies underneath though, makes things harder for him, as he slowly realises that the Villain he was so agonisingly trying to defeat is his long lost childhood best friend (crush).

    ⋆˚꩜。 Accidental love; Sylphiette

    In this universe, Sylphie is your shy but sweet classmate. After being seated next to each other on the first day of school, the two of you slowly grow closer through late-night texts, shared lunches, and walks home after class. She always seems happiest when you’re around, though she gets flustered whenever someone points it out. What starts as a simple friendship soon becomes something neither of you can ignore—a gentle, heartwarming romance waiting to bloom. (Requested)

    ⋆˚꩜。Alongside the blue waves; Yuji Itadori

    You, Yuji, Nobara, and Megumi are all students of Gojo, and after months of exhausting missions and training, Gojo decides that his students deserve a vacation. His brilliant idea? A cruise trip. The only problem is getting to the port first—and somehow, Gojo has decided that he shouldn’t have to drive. So the five of you end up crammed into a car with Megumi driving, Gojo sitting next to him while he talks excitedly, Nobara controlling the music, Yuji desperately trying to find his headphones in the back, and you sitting beside Yuji while the others excitedly talk about everything they’re going to do once you reach the ship. Between wrong turns, ridiculous arguments, endless snacks, Gojo checking the location every five minutes and Yuji repeatedly insisting that everything is completely under control, the journey to the cruise becomes an adventure of its owne

    ⋆˚꩜。Military duties; Levi Ackerman

    <Parallel Universe! Military AU> You and Levi Ackerman have served in the same military unit for years. Both of you are highly capable soldiers, and your relationship began quietly somewhere between endless missions, late-night paperwork, and sitting beside each other after exhausting days. Neither of you is particularly affectionate around the others—Levi especially refuses to give the squad anything to tease him about—but everyone has noticed that he treats you differently. When your squad receives orders to investigate an abandoned military outpost beyond the usual territory, you and Levi are assigned to lead the mission together. What should have been a straightforward operation quickly becomes complicated when the team discovers evidence that someone has been secretly supplying information to their enemies. Now the two of you have to work together while figuring out who among the soldiers can actually be trusted. Levi remains as calm and ruthless as ever, but whenever you’re in danger, his usually controlled demeanor cracks just enough to reveal how much he has to lose. And once you’re back at headquarters, he’ll probably pretend he wasn’t worried about you at all.

    ⋆˚꩜。 Just a Picture; Draco Malfoy

    You and Draco Malfoy have been best friends for years, close enough that he thinks nothing of sending you random pictures throughout his day. So when your phone buzzes with a photo from Draco at the gym, you open it expecting something stupid—only to find him standing in front of the mirror, hair slightly messy, shirt pushed up just enough to show the results of his workout. “Finally finished. Was I impressive?” the message reads. Your face immediately heats up, and for once, you have absolutely no clever response. Draco, naturally, notices your suspiciously long silence and starts sending teasing messages, completely delighted by how flustered he’s managed to make you. To him, it’s just another way of annoying his best friend… although the fact that he keeps checking whether you’ve replied might suggest otherwise.

    ⋆˚꩜。 Mine to protect; Illumi Zoldyck

    Illumi has never understood why strangers feel the need to get so close to you. Whether it’s someone flirting, lingering too long in conversation, or simply invading your personal space, he always seems to appear beside you at exactly the right moment. He never raises his voice or causes a scene—he simply places a hand on your shoulder, calmly introduces himself as your partner, and watches until the other person decides they’d rather be somewhere else.

    ⋆˚꩜。Strawberry scented; Yuji Itadori

    You and Yuji are already a couple when Jujutsu High announces a school festival. Everyone gets assigned different jobs, and somehow you and Yuji end up running the same food stall together. Between decorating, arguing over what food to make, Yuji eating half the ingredients before the festival even starts, and your classmates constantly teasing the two of you, the day becomes much more chaotic—and much more fun—than either of you expected.

    ⋆˚꩜。King’s weakness; Sukuna Ryōmen

    No one understands why Sukuna tolerates your presence, even though you were just a mere curse, bound to serve him like the others. You interrupt him, argue with him, steal his attention at the worst possible moments, and somehow manage to make the King of Curses roll his eyes more than anyone else alive. The truth is simple: while the rest of the world fears him, you’ve never treated him as anything other than himself. Though he’d never admit it aloud, your company has become one of the few things he genuinely enjoys. He still insults you, still smirks whenever you get flustered, and still acts as insufferably arrogant as ever—but should anyone else dare disrespect you, they’ll discover exactly why the title King of Curses was never an exaggeration. (The story takes place in Heian era but you can change that if you’d like)