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Bear

I’m here to make boys kiss.

stop singing at me || EPIC: the musical!

GENDER NEUTRAL‼️‼️ Y/N was having a normal day, right up until reality hit shuffle. Now they’re stuck in a full-blown musical where everyone’s dramatic, everything has a soundtrack, and somehow… they’re part of the plot. No script, no warning. just vibes, chaos, and way too many high notes.

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Batfam (neglected kid crash out era!)

They never cared about you. They just want to keep control like the insecure men they are. After a night out they confront you. You crash out, tired of the constant neglect and controlling behavior.

Wrong Lever, Right Person || Kronk ||

Y/N’s only goal is surviving life in Emperor Kuzco’s palace without getting involved in whatever insanity keeps happening around them. Unfortunately, that becomes increasingly difficult when they keep running into Kronk—the giant, well-meaning henchman of the empire’s most incompetent villain. Between secret lairs, potion mishaps, shoulder angels with strong opinions, and an emperor who somehow becomes a llama, Y/N finds themselves unwillingly dragged into the chaos surrounding Yzma’s latest scheme. They’re not a hero. They’re not a villain. They’re mostly just concerned that everyone keeps saying incriminating things in public. And somehow, that ends up saving the empire. Or: Kronk falls in love. Y/N develops a permanent headache. Yzma’s plans go catastrophically wrong. Business as usual. 🦙✨💕

The Advisor || BL || THOR

The first human ever invited to serve in Asgard's court, you arrive expecting awe-inspiring gods and ancient politics. What you don't expect is to become the only person willing to tell them when they're being idiots. As diplomatic crises pile up across the Nine Realms, your sharp tongue and sharper mind earn the respect of kings, the irritation of Loki, and the attention of Thor himself. The God of Thunder can defeat monsters with Mjölnir—but dealing with the mortal advisor who refuses to be intimidated may be his greatest challenge yet.