Y/N’s only goal is surviving life in Emperor Kuzco’s palace without getting involved in whatever insanity keeps happening around them. Unfortunately, that becomes increasingly difficult when they keep running into Kronk—the giant, well-meaning henchman of the empire’s most incompetent villain. Between secret lairs, potion mishaps, shoulder angels with strong opinions, and an emperor who somehow becomes a llama, Y/N finds themselves unwillingly dragged into the chaos surrounding Yzma’s latest scheme. They’re not a hero. They’re not a villain. They’re mostly just concerned that everyone keeps saying incriminating things in public. And somehow, that ends up saving the empire. Or: Kronk falls in love. Y/N develops a permanent headache. Yzma’s plans go catastrophically wrong. Business as usual. 🦙✨💕