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Stories

    Please, ignore me! (Batfam)

    User’s life goal is surprisingly simple: Stay unnoticed. Get good grades (or survive work). Eat. Sleep. Avoid Gotham’s endless chaos. Repeat. She’s perfectly happy being a side character in everyone else’s story. The only problem? The Batfamily has collectively decided she’s anything but. Dick thinks she’s the brightest part of his day. Jason keeps “accidentally” running into her on patrol. Tim somehow knows her coffee order. Bruce always seems to appear whenever she’s in trouble. Damian pretends he isn’t waiting outside just to walk her home. Duke can’t stop finding reasons to make her smile. And Alfred? Alfred has a front-row seat to the world’s funniest slow-motion disaster. The best part? User genuinely believes they’re all just… really nice people. A chaotic reverse harem filled with oblivious mutual pining, teenage (and young adult) delusion, found family, ridiculous misunderstandings, romance, comedy, Gotham chaos, and one very determined girl whose only mission is to remain a side character. Too bad she’s the main character in everyone else’s story.

    Light AngstRomanceHumorCuteSlow BurnDomestic FluffGetting TogetherMutual PiningFirst KissFluff and Smut
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    Slytherin problem

    Public Summary: When a new transfer student arrives at Hogwarts, User doesn’t think much of it. At first. Then the girl starts copying her interests, inserting herself into her friendships, and turning every interaction into a competition. What begins as a minor annoyance quickly grows into something much bigger as rumors spread, tensions rise, and the entire school becomes invested in the drama. As the rivalry escalates, User’s closest friends begin to notice the pattern—and they aren’t nearly as oblivious as the new girl thinks they are. After all, it’s one thing to want what someone else has. It’s another thing entirely to try and take their place.

    Reverse HaremProtectivenessFriends to LoversPre-PolyFound FamilyJealousy
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    Things We Should’ve Kept Secret

    It was supposed to be a harmless prank. Then a truth spell swept through Hogwarts. Now nobody can lie. Not students. Not professors. Not anyone. As secrets begin spilling across the castle, friendships are tested, crushes are exposed, and years of carefully hidden thoughts suddenly become impossible to keep hidden. For User and her friends, what starts as entertainment quickly turns into a disaster as uncomfortable questions start getting answered a little too honestly. With twenty-four hours standing between them and normality, there’s only one problem: Some truths are a lot harder to take back once they’re spoken aloud.

    PolyamoryReverse HaremFlirtingTensionHumorMutual Pining
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    Not Them

    Gotham always believed User was the perfect hero. They were wrong. User was never merciful. Never hesitant. Never afraid to cross lines other heroes wouldn’t. The only thing stopping Gotham’s most dangerous protector from becoming its greatest threat was simple… They didn’t care enough to go that far. Until someone they loved was hurt. When the Batfamily watches User unleash the full extent of their power to save Jason, they finally understand the truth: User was never a good person pretending to be dangerous. They were a dangerous person who found a family worth becoming better for. And anyone who threatens that family will learn exactly why Gotham feared them.

    Dark ComedyPossessive BehaviorObsessive BehaviorFound FamilySlow Burn
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    Her Favorite Monsters

    Everyone at Hogwarts knew them. The boys with dangerous reputations. The ones people avoided, feared, and whispered about. They were cold, ruthless, and impossible to get close to. Until you came along. You were everything they weren’t — kind, gentle, and completely pure-hearted. You never saw the monsters everyone else feared. You saw the people underneath. And somehow, the most dangerous boys in Hogwarts became the softest versions of themselves only for you. To the world, they were terrifying. To you, they were the boys who saved you a seat, remembered your favorite things, and made sure you never felt alone. But everyone else knew the truth… The monsters of Hogwarts had found the one person they would do anything to protect.

    Reverse HaremSlow BurnMutual PiningFound FamilyFluff and SmutPossessive BehaviorObsessive Behavior
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    An Innocent Little Monster

    Everyone at Hogwarts knows User as the sweetest boy in school. Kind. Gentle. Always smiling. The type of person who could never hurt a fly. They’re wrong. The smile is an act. The kindness is calculated. And the moment someone gets on User’s bad side, the mask slips just long enough to reveal the cold, expressionless person beneath. Unfortunately for User… A group of Slytherins catches on. Instead of running away, they’re completely fascinated. Because beneath the angelic smile… They’ve found someone just as dangerous as they are.

    Slytherins Being SlytherinsManipulationChaosDark Comedy
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    His Royal Highness… Apparently | male pov

    Dick Grayson made a new friend. Then he invited him to Wayne Manor. Somehow, one visit turned into movie nights, shared breakfasts, borrowed hoodies, and a permanent seat at the Wayne family table. Before anyone realized it, User had become just another member of the family. Then one ordinary morning, the Batfamily discovered their newest unofficial Wayne wasn’t just an ordinary guy… He was a prince. Good thing they never cared about titles anyway. After all, to them, he’ll always be the boy who fell asleep on their couch.

    Found FamilyFluffRomanceHumorFriendship
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    Their Reporter

    Every reporter in Gotham knows the rules. Bruce Wayne doesn’t stop. The Batfamily doesn’t answer. Batman certainly doesn’t give interviews. So why… Does everything change when User arrives? Somehow, Bruce always has time for one more question. Dick greets her before she can say hello. Jason makes sure nobody pushes past her. Tim already has her coffee. Damian actually answers. And Alfred somehow knows she’s forgotten lunch. The rest of Gotham’s press is convinced she’s hiding the greatest journalistic secret of the century. User insists there’s no secret at all. She just showed them kindness… …and somewhere along the way, Gotham’s most guarded family quietly decided to return it.

    Found FamilyFriends to LoversSlow BurnFluff
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    Quietly Yours | male pov

    For years, User loved her quietly. He never confessed. Never begged. Never asked her to choose him. Instead, he stayed. Through high school. Through every heartbreak. Through the five years the man she truly loved disappeared without a word. Then, one day… He came back. And she chose him. User smiled, wished them happiness, and stepped aside without resentment. The Batfamily expected anger. Instead, they witnessed something far rarer— A man who loved deeply enough to let go with grace. As they spent more time with him, they began to understand what she had overlooked. Not a perfect man. Not a flashy one. Just one who showed up. Every single time. And if she couldn’t see the value in someone like that… Maybe it was time someone else did.

    Slow BurnLight AngstHurt/ComfortUnrequited LoveFound FamilyAngst with a Happy Ending
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    Go Back to Bed.

    User never gets sick. Or at least… that’s what everyone thought. Until one week, they show up to breakfast half-asleep, burning with fever, and still insisting they’re “fine.” Now Hogwarts has a new problem. One incredibly stubborn, sleep-deprived, very grumpy User who refuses to stay in bed—and a group of overprotective boys determined to make sure they do. Between forced naps, stolen blankets, endless potions, and constant hovering, User quickly realizes surviving a fever might actually be harder than surviving Hogwarts. After all… The illness isn’t the problem. Dealing with everyone fussing over them is.

    FluffHurt/ComfortLight AngstCuteDomestic FluffFriendshipIdiots in LoveSweetFound FamilyReverse Harem
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    He Finally Showed Up

    For six years, Livia Romano has been saying the same thing whenever anyone dares to mess with her: "Don't make me get my brother." Nobody believes her. Not really. Because the terrifying Romano heir—future head of one of the most powerful pure-blood families in Europe—has never once shown up at Hogwarts. So when a calm, well-mannered transfer student finally arrives in seventh year... The castle expects a monster. What they get instead is User Romano. Polite. Soft-spoken. Respectful. A green-flag Slytherin who thanks people for their help and treats everyone with quiet kindness. But kindness doesn’t mean weakness. Because the moment someone pushes too far... Everyone remembers exactly why the Romano name was feared in the first place.

    ComedyFluffFound FamilyCrack Treated SeriouslySlytherins Being Slytherins
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    Slytherin Doesn’t Share

    At Hogwarts, the Slytherin common room was supposed to be orderly, controlled, and a little untouchable. Then User moved in. Suddenly, calm turns into chaos, and six of Slytherin’s most complicated boys start orbiting the same person in very different ways—some subtle, some loud, some impossible to ignore. Draco pretends he’s not bothered. Blaise turns everything into a game. Theodore watches more than he speaks. Lorenzo makes it feel effortless. Evan stands too close when it matters. And Barty… makes problems just to see what happens. What starts as harmless tension turns into something sharper: jealousy, loyalty, rivalry, and feelings nobody is saying out loud. In Slytherin, nothing stays simple for long—especially not people

    Slow BurnReverse HaremProtectivenessObsessive BehaviorHurt/ComfortLight Angst
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    Not Interested | 𝘉𝘓

    Sharing a college dorm with six other guys wasn’t exactly how User imagined starting the semester. It becomes even more awkward when they learn he’s openly bisexual, leaving everyone quietly wondering the same thing: What if he ends up falling for one of us? As the months pass, however, User shows absolutely no signs of seeing any of them that way. Instead of relief, the boys find themselves strangely… offended. Now, what began as an irrational concern has turned into an unspoken competition for User’s attention. The only problem? While they’re busy trying to make him fall in love, they’re the ones falling first—and User remains completely oblivious.

    FunnyFluffFlirtingJealousyPiningModern EraBoys In LoveBoys Being Boys
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    Where Do I Sit Now?

    A year ago, User left Hogwarts. Now she’s finally coming home. She expects things to be different. New classes, new stories, new memories she wasn’t there to make. What she doesn’t expect is how easily everyone seems to have adapted to life without her. Her friends are happy to see her. They missed her. They never stopped caring. So why does she feel like a guest in her own life? As User struggles to find where she fits in a group that kept moving while she was gone, the people closest to her begin to realize that coming back isn’t always the same as coming home—and that the person they spent a year missing may be slipping away from them all over again.

    Heavy AngstHurt/ComfortMiscommunicationBittersweetHealingFound FamilySlow Burn
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    The Exception | 𝘗. 𝘗 𝘔𝘓𝘔

    Peter Parker has always known exactly who he is. A hero. A best friend. A guy who likes MJ. Simple. Until User arrives. At first, they’re just friends. Someone Peter can talk to, laugh with, and trust completely. But then Peter starts noticing things. The way he always looks for User first. The way he gets strangely jealous when someone else has their attention. The way he finds any excuse to be closer. The way “just friends” starts feeling less like the truth and more like a lie he’s trying to convince himself of. Peter Parker is certain he’s straight. So why does User feel like the one exception? And why does everyone else realize it before he does?

    Slow BurnGayBoys In LoveBoys Being BoysConfusionFeelings RealizationLight Angst
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    Love Bar...

    User died. Their reward? Being reincarnated into an otome game. Unfortunately… The game is Hogwarts. Now, only User can see the floating Love Bars above the heads of the main characters—and every conversation, compliment, argument, or accidental hand touch changes them. One smile? +3 Affection. One insult? …Somehow +8. To make matters worse, the mysterious System that dragged User into this mess finds their suffering absolutely hilarious. It constantly interrupts with achievements, hidden thoughts, sarcastic commentary, and a firm refusal to accept User’s daily resignation requests. Surrounded by Draco, Mattheo, Theodore, Blaise, Lorenzo, Evan, Barty, Cedric, Harry, Ron, Fred, and George, User has only one goal: Graduate without accidentally romancing half of Hogwarts. The System has a different goal. Maximum entertainment.

    Reverse HaremIsekai and TransmigrationSlice of LifeThe Author Regrets EverythingSchoolFluff and AngstJealousyRivals to LoversEnemies to LoversFriends to LoversChaosSlow BurnRomance
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    Offline

    Everyone knew User. The world’s most famous model. The face behind countless campaigns. The internet’s favorite celebrity. Meeting someone like them was impossible… Or so the Slytherin boys thought. When Hogwarts welcomes a mysterious transfer student, they quickly discover that no photo, runway, or viral video could ever compare to meeting User in person. Somehow… The internet’s favorite person just became their classmate.

    Modern EraSlytherins Being SlytherinsComedyRomanceHumor
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    We Came Too Early

    The plan was simple. Arrive at User’s family estate a little earlier than expected and surprise them for the summer. Instead… The Slytherin boys were the ones caught off guard. By the pool sat User, laughing with their niece and nephew, letting tiny hands cover their arms, chest, and stomach in colorful marker drawings without a single complaint. It was soft. Domestic. Heart-melting. And somehow… Watching someone else have that kind of effortless closeness with User made every one of them painfully jealous. Not of each other. Of two very lucky children.

    Summer VacationJealousyDomestic FluffMutual PiningIdiots in Love
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    Collecting Slytherins

    Pick-me in Hogwarts?!! The usee never meant to become the center of attention. Somehow, it just happened. A seat was always saved for her at meals. Someone was always waiting for her after class. Her study sessions somehow turned into group gatherings, and she couldn’t walk through the halls without running into at least one familiar face. To her, it was normal. To everyone else, it was obvious. Especially to the girl who decided they were rivals. Now, while the user goes about her life completely unaware, one particularly determined student is fighting a one-sided battle for popularity, attention, and the affection of Hogwarts’ most sought-after friend group. The only problem? Nobody told the user there was a competition.

    Reverse HaremSlytherins Being SlytherinsBoys Being BoysBoys In LoveProtectivenessJealousyThe Author Regrets EverythingPorn with Feelings
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    The Promise We Kept

    There was only one rule. Wait until graduation. It wasn’t written in any Hogwarts textbook, nor spoken aloud between professors or students. It was simply understood. User was younger. Too young to be burdened with feelings from those who had already stepped into adulthood. So they waited. Years passed in quiet restraint, stolen glances, thoughtful gifts disguised as kindness, and countless confessions swallowed before they could ever be spoken. Every visit to Hogwarts, every excuse to return, every lingering look carried the same silent promise. Not yet. Then graduation came. The promise was fulfilled. The waiting was over. Now, the people who had spent years denying their hearts—former students, graduates, Ministry officials, and familiar faces who never truly left—are finally free to pursue the one person they could never forget. A slow-burn reverse harem filled with dark romance, obsessive devotion, forbidden longing, psychological tension, and years of patiently restrained love. Because some promises are easy to make. Keeping them is what changes everything.

    RomanceSlow BurnPossessive BehaviorObsessive BehaviorUnhealthy RelationshipsAge DifferenceLight AngstPre-PolyPolyamoryReverse Harem
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    The Married Idiots of Slytherin

    Everyone at Hogwarts knew Draco Malfoy and User were inseparable. They just didn’t know why. The constant hand-holding, the matching rings, the way Draco would drop everything the moment User called his name, the way they acted like they had been together forever… Everyone assumed it was love. They were right. They were just missing one tiny detail— Draco Malfoy and User had been married since childhood. When Slytherin finally discovers the truth, chaos follows as they realize their favorite “couple” wasn’t a new romance… They were already an old married couple. And now the entire house has one mission: Keep Mom and Dad together.

    FluffHumorCuteDomestic FluffIdiots in LoveFamilyFound Family
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    Say That Again

    User never thought much of speaking Italian. It was simply their first language. Then one phone call with their mother changed everything. The Slytherin boys accidentally overheard them speaking fluent Italian—and suddenly, nothing was the same. Now every “Can you translate this?” and every “How do you say that in Italian?” is just another excuse to hear User’s warm, melodic accent again. User thinks they’re curious about the language. The boys know the truth. They’re hopelessly addicted to hearing the version of User that sounds the most like home.

    Slow BurnFluffLight AngstFound FamilyIdiots in Love
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    The End Is Watching

    Earth isn’t facing an alien invasion. It’s facing an evaluation. Disguised as an ordinary human, User descends to Earth to decide whether humanity deserves another chance… or another reset. Only Thor and Loki know the truth. The rest of the Avengers only know one thing: The mysterious stranger they’ve welcomed into their lives has somehow become the most important person in the world. Too bad User still treats every last one of them like children.

    Found FamilySlow BurnHurt/ComfortCrack Treated SeriouslyEventual Happy EndingFluff and Smut
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    Last Time

    For years, User had a habit of calling when she needed something. A ride home. Help carrying boxes. Advice. Company. The requests were never big, but they were constant enough that the Batfamily stopped thinking about them. Until they stopped. Months pass before anyone notices that User hasn’t asked for a single favor. No calls. No texts. No late-night requests for help. Nothing. As concern turns into suspicion and suspicion turns into full-blown paranoia, the family becomes convinced something must be wrong. The problem? User is perfectly fine. She simply thought everyone was too busy to bother. Now a family of emotionally repressed vigilantes must come to terms with the fact that the thing they’re most upset about isn’t that User needs help—it’s that she stopped asking for it.

    FluffRomanceCuteHumorDomestic FluffMutual Pining
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    Our Girl

    For years, everyone knew exactly where User belonged. Right in the middle of them. It was never questioned. A seat was always saved, a hand always reached for hers, and someone was always close enough to pull her back with a quiet smile and a soft, “Come here.” To User, it was nothing more than the way her friends showed they cared. Then a new girl transfers to Hogwarts. Confident, stubborn, and completely oblivious to the invisible boundaries surrounding User, she repeatedly tries to take the place beside her—certain it’s just another empty seat. It isn’t. As the boys grow increasingly irritated by the girl’s persistence, their affection becomes impossible to ignore. Lingering touches become longer. Quiet praise becomes more frequent. Every smile, every stolen moment of closeness, every possessive gesture carries the same silent warning: That place was never available. Because the seat beside User was always reserved. And so was she.

    Psychological HorrorObsessive BehaviorPossessive BehaviorProtectivenessTouch-StarvedManipulationUnhealthy Relationships
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