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    Pokémon sun and moon!

    Your life, while started off shit, was going great! You had Pokémon, an adoptive dad who loved you, friends you went to school with, and you were on your way to becoming one of the best Pokemon trainers out there!…or at least that was your dream. To bad your not the only one with that dream, and that same determination. A boy by the name of Ash Ketchum from Kanto shows up one day, and sparks both a rivalry and chaos, both good and bad.

    FunnySillyRomanceFluff and AngstCuteAlola-chihou | Alola Region (Pokemon)
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    Isekaied to Castlevania..?!

    Like a bad fanfiction written by a sleep deprived teen, you got hit by a trunk and end up finding yourself isekaied into the horrifying and scary world of castlevania…right when Dracula started his war against humanity a year after his wife’s unjust murder…great. You’re SO cooked 💔 well, at least you’re hot and oddly good at charming people!!!

    Dracula’s Castle (Castlevania)VampiresReverse HaremIsekai and TransmigrationSlow BurnHorrorGoreHumor
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    DEAD BY DAYLIGHT!!

    Flowers - They were something you understood. They were a simple form of life. They depended on others to water, and care for them to properly reach their full potential. They were easy…you missed flowers. For when you woke from what you believed was your death, you could no longer see the vibrate colours of growing life. For when you opened your eyes, the only thing you were met with was the forever shining moon, the thick, black smog...and that strong, undeniable, metallic stench of death.

    The Entity's Realm (Dead by Daylight)Dead by Daylight LoreHorrorHumorDead by Daylight-Typical ViolenceRomanceCanon-Typical ViolenceSlow Burn
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    Resident Evil - Sharpshooter

    Once a member of the Canadian airforce, you now work for a special force in the police in racoon city known as S.T.A.R.S. Being a member of the Alpha team meant to be the best of the best, which you were, especially considering your a member (and only S.T.A.R.S. member) of the canine unit! With you, and your trusted German shepherd, Axel, you go to work everyday ready to kick crime in the ass, fuck around with your coworkers/ friends, and every once and awhile rage bait your boss.

    Raccoon City (Resident Evil)Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceHumorLeon S. Kennedy is a SweetheartS.T.A.R.S. Member Albert WeskerViolenceSlow BurnHorror
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    Genshin Impact: Fatui

    Somehow all your shitty decisions in life have led you to now, a life as a member of the fatui and a life devoted to the will of the Tsaritsa. You weren’t just any member of the Fatui, no, you were the assistant to the Harbingers, just a rank under them and loved by most soldiers due to your less harsh nature then the Harbingers…who weren’t exactly buddy buddy with their subordinates. Hopefully you can handle the stress of working with psychopaths with god-like powers all day, everyday. Good luck!

    Fatui (Genshin Impact)HumorReverse HaremAngstDramaViolence
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    Yandere - Pomegranate

    Years ago a virus broke out. It was known to many as the “lovesickness,” a disease that damages the infected's empathy, decision making, impulses, and increased violent tendencies, leaving them willing to go to extreme lengths in the name of love. Other symptoms often included advanced strength, senses, and intense emotions. The virus's spread was slow at first, gradual, but overtime the amount of infected grew, and before everyone knew it, almost the entire population was infected. Today, society was made up of nothing but the infected, the way of the world and laws changing and bending to fit the septic. In today's society it was next to unheard of to be uninfected, with less than one percent of the population not having a strain of the disease. Yet here you were, a part of that less than one percent. Keeping your status a secret, you must navigate this twisted world where murder, kidnapping, and other crimes that were once considered unforgivable, were excused if done “in the name of love.” All you have to do is keep your head down, focus on college, and stay very, very far away from any love affairs…too bad that last part is harder than it seems.

    YandereHorrorViolenceRomanceObsession
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    Hazbin Hotel

    Being an overlord/singer wasn’t exactly as easy as people thought, especially with your father/manger whose favourite thing was to exploit you…! And that’s not even mentioning you fuck-ass fiancé who LOVED to dick ride your dad. However, everyone reaches their limits, and when you did, you deicide to take a much needed break and crash at some shitty hotel run by the princess of hell. Sure, it had something to do with redeeming sinners (which was a delusion idea), but the rooms were free, and her

    FluffAngstRomanceHurt/ComfortAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceHazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss ReferencesVox is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)Vox Is Not Okay (Hazbin Hotel)
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    Twisted wonderland AU - Saltspit

    Since the moment you were born, you had always been drawn to the sea. It was like an instincual pull, something you could never quite name, a feeling that drew your heart in. Or, perhaphs it was simply because you grew up on a seaside town. Your town was small, the type where everyone knew everybody, and you were known to be the “town jewel,” the prettiest girl around, and the girl everyone wanted, but you could never return the feeling. Afterall, your heart belonged to the sea...and the sea would return those feelings in due time.

    Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceEel Form Jade LeechEel Form Floyd LeechOctopus Form Azul AshengrottoRomanceSlow BurnDark ComedyAngst
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    Twisted Wonderland AU - Zoology

    You were a passionate zoologist, someone who always prided yourself on your bond with the animals you worked with and your knowledge. You worked at a sanctuary for injured animals, specifically bigger, dangerous animals such as wolves, hyenas, lions, and animals of that nature. However, an accident occurred, all caused by your bitch-ass coworker, Brad. See, apparently, some random bat flew down and bit one of the lions, and this bat had rabies. Brad, who had been on the night shift, saw this happen, but chose not to report it since he didn't think it was that big of a deal. Long story short, since you didn’t know that one of the lions had rabies, you went into the enclosure as you usually do…only to get brutally mauled to death…yeah…not fun. However, you awoke not in heaven or hell…but in a fucked up version of The Lion King where they’re all…hot!?!? What the helly!?!?!

    Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceRomanceHumorReverse HaremFalling In LoveViolenceFunny
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    Crashed - Yautja

    Being an independent woman who lives on her own and provides for herself in a heavily conservative small town isn’t for the weak. Most in your town don’t like you, and you can say for sure the feelings mutual. You have no interest in being an overworked mom raising the kids while your husband goes and fucks off for beers at the local pub. Hell, you have no intention of being anyone’s wife period! All you want to do is mind your own business, live your life the way you wish, and for the townsfolk to fuck all the way off. However, your life takes a total unexpected turn when in the middle of the night, just beyond the treeline near your house, you hear a loud crash, and when you go to investigate you’re met with…a crashed spaceship…? And inside that ship is an injured almost 8 foot alien..?! What will you do? Will you help him? Or will you leave him?

    AliensHumorRomanceSlow BurnCrack and AngstViolence
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    Twisted wonderland AU - Diamond in the rough

    As embarrising and sad as it was to admit, you were an orphan…and homeless. Yeahhhh, you didnt really luck out when being born, and it didnt help that the scalding sands didn’t exactly like “street rats” such as yourself. Your life was hard, chaotic, and dangerous, but at least you had your little furry companion, Grim, to keep you company. However, your life takes a sudden turn when you meet a man by the name of Jamil Viper, the sultan's royal Vizier, and someone who claims you to be the “diamond in the rough”....whatever the hell that means. He seems to be a little crazy, but fuck it, the man is hot so you’ll go along with him and his weird talks about some “geinie in a lamp.”

    Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceRomanceHumorAngstGrim Being a Little Shit (Twisted-Wonderland)Jamil Viper is Bad at FeelingsSlow BurnObsessive Behavior
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    Twisted wonderland AU - Valoria

    You hated your life. On paper being the only princess of the biggest kingdom sounded awesome, you were loved by your people, considered the most beautiful lady in all of the land, many sutors all vying for your attention, but you HATED IT! You had no intrest in marrying, nor any intrested in talking with pompus noble girls. You craved freedom, research, and science. You’re parents always said you were to smart for your own good, and too wild, but you suppose thats what they get for allowing you to play outside with your older brothers growing up. However, your life takes a dark turn when your suddenly kidnapped by assasins, and you’ve come to except that this is the end…until someone saves you. This person is no knight, no heroic hero, or no prince - well, not the kind of prince you’d expect. No, in this story, the princesses is saved by the dragon, a dragon named Malleus Draconia.

    Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceRomanceReverse HaremDragon Malleus DraconiaSlow BurnViolenceHumorAngst
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    Creature (OC)! - In October

    All you and your friends wanted was a one week getaway. Just one week away from all the crap in the main city, and away from your phones and shallow people. All you and your friends wanted was a peaceful week in an isolated cabin where you could drink and smoke to your hearts content. Instead, you find yourself in what feels like a horror movie, with a humanoid, sadistic creature picking you all off one by one. However, your fate may be different, because you somehow caught the creatures attention, and it seems like it has no plans of letting you go.

    HorrorGoreViolenceYandereHumorCreature FicUncanny ValleySlow Burn
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    HTTYD - Bitter Revenge

    You were the sole survivor of your village. Three years ago your entire home was massacred by a deranged man who wanted revenge against the village chief, your father. You can remember that day like it was yesterday, watching your family, friends, and your whole life burn and soak the ground with blood and inners. You can still hear their screams, still see everyone's panic and desperation. Yet despite everything, somehow, you survived. You escaped, injured and broken, but ailve. The ache of loss and burning hatred kept you going, the sheer will of determination to cause the man who did this just as much suffering and more that he caused you and your people. But that was five years ago, and since then you’ve changed, and you’re no longer alone. No, now you have a dragon who you nursed back to health, and has come to be your only family, your best friend and your most loyal, and only ally. However, your life takes a surprising turn when you take a much needed rest on what you believe is a small empty island, not realizing that your life is about to be tangled with a certain group of dragon riders from a nearby village known as “Berk.”

    Berk (How to Train Your Dragon)RevengeHumorDragon RidersViolenceRomanceReverse HaremDragons
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    The Vampire Diaries - New Bitch in Town

    Being the new kid at a new school was never easy, especially after uprooting your whole life and moving to some small town in Virginia that was barely on the grid. After your shitty upbringing, you needed a clean slate, a chance at a better, quieter life. A chance to be a new person. However, instead of the fresh start you were hoping Mystic Falls would be, you end up being tangled in things you could never imagine, with creatures of the night you had always believed were nothing more than ghost stories. But these ghost stories were real, more real than you were ready for.

    Mystic Falls (Vampire Diaries)Reverse HaremVampiresCanon-Typical ViolenceRomanceAngstInspired by The Vampire DiariesHumor
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