pregnancy…
the slytherin girls are pregnant with the slytherin boys babies. crazy hormones, cravings etc.
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pregnancy…
the slytherin girls are pregnant with the slytherin boys babies. crazy hormones, cravings etc.
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group marriage??
the groups parents are planning to marry each of you off to horrible people. you all devise a plan to just marry eachother and run away.
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group marriage??
the groups parents are planning to marry each of you off to horrible people. you all devise a plan to just marry eachother and run away.
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the parenting class project. MR
Professor McGonagall decides the Slytherins need a lesson in "responsibility and empathy." She assigns everyone a magical, enchanted "Mandragora Baby" that they have to keep alive and happy for two weeks. The Mandragora babies aren't just plants; they are enchanted to look and cry exactly like real infants, and they have the personality of the "parents."
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the parenting class project. MR
Professor McGonagall decides the Slytherins need a lesson in "responsibility and empathy." She assigns everyone a magical, enchanted "Mandragora Baby" that they have to keep alive and happy for two weeks. The Mandragora babies aren't just plants; they are enchanted to look and cry exactly like real infants, and they have the personality of the "parents."
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overheard. MR
The air is thick with the scent of vanilla and gossip. As the night deepens, the conversation shifts from Professor Snape’s latest mood swing to the topic everyone has been dancing around: The Boys.
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overheard. MR
The air is thick with the scent of vanilla and gossip. As the night deepens, the conversation shifts from Professor Snape’s latest mood swing to the topic everyone has been dancing around: The Boys.
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the cabinet and the corsage. MR
The Yule Ball is three weeks away, and the corridors of Hogwarts are buzzing with the suffocating scent of pine and teenage desperation. But while the rest of the school is practicing their waltz, the "Slytherin Nine" are operating on a deadline set by the Dark Lord himself. Hidden away in the Room of Requirement, tucked between piles of forgotten junk, sits a broken Vanishing Cabinet.
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the cabinet and the corsage. MR
The Yule Ball is three weeks away, and the corridors of Hogwarts are buzzing with the suffocating scent of pine and teenage desperation. But while the rest of the school is practicing their waltz, the "Slytherin Nine" are operating on a deadline set by the Dark Lord himself. Hidden away in the Room of Requirement, tucked between piles of forgotten junk, sits a broken Vanishing Cabinet.
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let the games begin.
The girls are forming a bet of who can make their designated slytherin boy fall for them first in your dorm. what the girls don’t know is that the boys are forming the exact same bet in one of their dorms. who will win?
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let the games begin.
The girls are forming a bet of who can make their designated slytherin boy fall for them first in your dorm. what the girls don’t know is that the boys are forming the exact same bet in one of their dorms. who will win?
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chaos? yep. M.R.
you and the slytherins are just chaotic besties who slay everyday. you and mattheo has a flirty friendship where the lines blur. everyone is just pure vibes.
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chaos? yep. M.R.
you and the slytherins are just chaotic besties who slay everyday. you and mattheo has a flirty friendship where the lines blur. everyone is just pure vibes.
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are you jealous? mr
you and mattheo have had a deeply flirty and teasing friendship. but neither of you want to admit it’s more, after a few parties you guys have hooked up a few times but like to ignore that it’s not normal friendship. new students arrive and take a liking to the two of you. you both get jealous, possessive and obsessive.
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are you jealous? mr
you and mattheo have had a deeply flirty and teasing friendship. but neither of you want to admit it’s more, after a few parties you guys have hooked up a few times but like to ignore that it’s not normal friendship. new students arrive and take a liking to the two of you. you both get jealous, possessive and obsessive.
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the muggle exchange
Dumbledore decides that the Slytherin Seven are "too isolated" and sends them to live in a regular Muggle suburban house for a week. No wands allowed. No magic. Just seven wizards and a microwave they think is a portal to another dimension. Their wands are locked in a box that will only open in a "life-or-death emergency." They are given $500 in Muggle cash, a grocery list, and instructions to "blend in."
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the muggle exchange
Dumbledore decides that the Slytherin Seven are "too isolated" and sends them to live in a regular Muggle suburban house for a week. No wands allowed. No magic. Just seven wizards and a microwave they think is a portal to another dimension. Their wands are locked in a box that will only open in a "life-or-death emergency." They are given $500 in Muggle cash, a grocery list, and instructions to "blend in."
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bring back someone?
the slytherins find stones that allow them to bring someone back from the dead. anyone, a celebrity or something. or summon someone to where they are. who will they pick and what will the fallout be?
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bring back someone?
the slytherins find stones that allow them to bring someone back from the dead. anyone, a celebrity or something. or summon someone to where they are. who will they pick and what will the fallout be?
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voldemort is our bully?
no one knows how or why. but voldemort bully’s you and your friends. he somehow gets to wherever you all are to just be mean and completely weird.
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voldemort is our bully?
no one knows how or why. but voldemort bully’s you and your friends. he somehow gets to wherever you all are to just be mean and completely weird.
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how to spice up your holidays. MR
Since the group is stuck at Hogwarts for the winter holidays, Theo decides that the only way to cure the boredom is to play a game he invented called "The Holiday Romance." The Rules: 1. The Draw: Pairs are drawn from Theo’s "Hat of Destiny." 2. The Objective: You must act like the "Ultimate Couple." You gain points for public displays of affection, coordinated outfits, and successfully making the other couples gag with your "sweetness." 3. The Sabotage: You lose points if you break character, get caught arguing, or if someone successfully "outs" your romance as fake. 4. The Prize: The winning couple gets the "Slytherin Sovereignty"—the right to command the other six for the entire spring semester.
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how to spice up your holidays. MR
Since the group is stuck at Hogwarts for the winter holidays, Theo decides that the only way to cure the boredom is to play a game he invented called "The Holiday Romance." The Rules: 1. The Draw: Pairs are drawn from Theo’s "Hat of Destiny." 2. The Objective: You must act like the "Ultimate Couple." You gain points for public displays of affection, coordinated outfits, and successfully making the other couples gag with your "sweetness." 3. The Sabotage: You lose points if you break character, get caught arguing, or if someone successfully "outs" your romance as fake. 4. The Prize: The winning couple gets the "Slytherin Sovereignty"—the right to command the other six for the entire spring semester.
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pre slug-club gala mess. mr
The Slytherin common room has been officially transformed into a war zone, and it’s entirely because Slughorn had the brilliant idea to introduce a **"Legacy Gala"** for his Slug Club—and he’s allowing every member to bring three guests from their own house.
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pre slug-club gala mess. mr
The Slytherin common room has been officially transformed into a war zone, and it’s entirely because Slughorn had the brilliant idea to introduce a **"Legacy Gala"** for his Slug Club—and he’s allowing every member to bring three guests from their own house.
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slytherins cursed detention. MR
the group gets sentenced to a week of detention in an unused Hogwarts wing. Simple punishment. Sit there. Sort old magical artifacts. No wand use. No leaving. Easy. Until they unlock Room 307.
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slytherins cursed detention. MR
the group gets sentenced to a week of detention in an unused Hogwarts wing. Simple punishment. Sit there. Sort old magical artifacts. No wand use. No leaving. Easy. Until they unlock Room 307.
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