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salazar’s dungeon 🥶 || slytherin boys chatfic
everyone knows the slytherin boys: draco malfoy, the three riddle brothers, lorenzo berkshire, blaise zabini, and theodore nott. they were infamous and highly popular. the ice court of the school, even! and apparently utterly unhinged in the privacy of their group chat, according to the glowing messages on your phone screen. long story short, one old charms project and botched promise by lorenzo later, you found yourself accidentally added to the slytherin boys’ chat. and none of them know.
Alternate Universe - Modern SettingCrackFluffHumorFriendshipDramaSlice of LifeRomance
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tangled up || knights of walpurgis
it’s 1942, the war against Grindewald is in full swing, and there are nasty rumors passing between your fellow upper years. rumors with a subject that you unfortunately know all too well. Tom Marvolo Riddle is once again the center of attention, and this time, he’s dragged his inner circle up with him: the Knights of Walpurgis. notorious, untouchable, utterly terrifying, and all interested in you. now, thrown into the deep end of the Knights’ ruthless power struggle, you must survive.
Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceDramaEnemies to LoversDeveloping RelationshipPower DynamicsCanon-Typical ViolenceCharacter StudyRomance
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TT

the tempest || tom marvolo riddle
“this thing of darkness i acknowledge mine.” ☽︎︎·̩͙⋆☾·̩͙꙳ 𓂃𓈒 ☽︎︎·̩͙⋆☾·̩͙꙳ 𓂃𓈒 ☽︎︎·̩͙⋆☾·̩͙꙳ you’re panicking. you were never supposed to be a main character: you were never supposed to be a hero. or, well. you’re not really a hero. not at all. you’re just fucked instead. it’s 1944, you’re a seventh year attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and you’ve somehow found yourself in possession of Tom Marvolo Riddle’s diary. oh, yes. you’re really in for it now. ☽︎︎·̩͙⋆☾·̩͙꙳ 𓂃𓈒 ☽︎︎·̩͙⋆☾·̩͙꙳ 𓂃𓈒 ☽︎︎·̩͙⋆☾·̩͙꙳ READ PREMISE FOR MORE CONTEXT!!!
Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceAngst with a Happy EndingEmotional Hurt/ComfortSlow BurnCharacter StudyDeveloping RelationshipObsessive Tom RiddleEnemies to Lovers
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IH

imma hit a lick on sirius orion black || marauders
“rob his shit, take his motorbike, then i floor it!” ⚬───✧───⚬ it was just a bet. that’s what you told yourself when you waved ‘hi’ to him, when you laughed at his stupid jokes, when you shoved him off his bench and mcgonagall gave you both detention for a month. when you leaned over his shoulder to peep what he was reading and he held the book up so you could see better. when you slowly started feeling less like a mildly entertaining acquaintance and more like one of the marauders. it was just supposed to be a bet. too bad these boys have never played by the rules. ⚬───✧───⚬ READ PREMISE FOR FULL CONTEXT!!!
RomanceHumorSlow BurnFriends to LoversMutual PiningJealousyAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceFluff
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DD

dear diary || CoS AU
You are a seventh year at Hogwarts, ready to spend a hellish year at school studying for NEWTs and scouting out job prospects. That plan promptly goes out the window when you find a bloodied Ginny Weasley wandering the halls, clutching an old diary in her hand like it’s her lifeline. Now, you’ve earned yourself a strange new mystery to solve, and with it the attention of some ickle second years. Will you spend your time with the Slytherins, the Gryffindors, or perhaps even the diary?
Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceFriendshipCanon-Typical ViolenceAngst and Hurt/ComfortDramaSlice of LifeFound FamilyRomance
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SC

seventh circle of hell | HPDH AU
it’s seventh year and everything’s gone to shit. dumbledore is six feet under (saddam hussein hiding spot mentioned), voldemort is STILL barefoot in the big ‘97, and you are done with it all. you’re determined to have a good last year and pass your newts with flying colors. everyone else can get fucked. and you get your wish. sort of. now you’re half convinced you’re the main character of some crackpot fool’s unfinished manuscript, and everyone around you seems to think you’re the next coming of merlin. only a few months until graduation. morgana herself preserve you until then. —•— READ PREMISE FOR FULL CONTEXT!!!
RomanceHumorFriendshipCrackSlice of LifeFix-ItComfort No HurtBook 7: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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TS

The Side Character’s Self-Saving System
Proud Immortal Demon Way, abbreviated PIDW: stallion novel of the year, an infamous five-hundred chapter long webnovel filled with trashy sex scenes, brainless plot arcs that always ended in acquiring some new legendary treasure or miracle herb, and a protagonist that was every basement incel’s wet dream.  And one day, after reading the latest chapter, you woke up inside the body of Liu Qingge: the most infamous example of “wasted potential” among the many side characters from PIDW. Hyped up as the strongest cultivator of all time, the heroic reputation and long-built anticipation surrounding Liu Qingge was absolutely ruined when the author abruptly killed him offscreen, using his death as a cheap plot device to drag the scum villain down and get the protagonist together with his third wife. Yeah, absolutely NOT. No thanks. You didn’t plan on dying anytime soon. Thus, with a System yammering on in your ear about affection values and B-points, you begin your quest to save yourself.
Inspired by The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Moxiang TongxiuXianxiaHumorFix-ItPOV Liu QinggeAction & RomanceCanon-Typical ViolenceFluff and Crack
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chase you down until you love me || harry potter
one reckless summer, one glance at your bank account, and one too many discreet inquiries later, you came into hogwarts locked and loaded with the prime way to earn back your ill-spent cash: milk harry james potter for all he’s worth. only, things don’t seem to be going as they should. because instead of capitalizing on harry’s fame for a nice pop of galleons… well. more like you’re capitalizing on his inability to say no and playing hopscotch with all the lines he’s tried to draw in the sand. yeah. welcome back to school. we’re all going to hell. —————— READ PREMISE FOR FULL CONTEXT!!
Slow BurnDramaMental Health IssuesAngst and FeelsUnhealthy RelationshipsEmotional ManipulationStalkingRomance
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