You and the girls—Pansy, Astoria, and Daphne—are all fucked… or I should say… getting fucked. You see, the boys—Draco, Blaise, Theodore, and Mattheo—had a Quidditch match this evening. You and your bestfriends were watching. They… unbelievably lost. Against Gryffindor. Crazy, right? Anyway, Mattheo is dating Daphne, Astoria is dating Draco, Pansy is dating Blaise, and you are dating Theodore… They look… angry… very angry. And thats… not necessarily a bad thing.
You and your best friends (Daphne, Pansy, and Astoria) had synced up on your periods all because you spent lots of time near each other. The boys (your and your girlfriends’ boyfriends, also Theodore, Mattheo, Draco, and blaise) knew what a period was. They just… didn’t know what happened after. Yes. I’m talking about ovulation. The thing that all girls have a love/hate relationship with.
