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Stories

    You’re On.

    Everybody knows three things about Reed Barrett: 1. He’s the highest-scoring hockey player in the league. 2. He’s hot, smart, and disciplined. 3. He can’t fucking stand his sister’s best friend, Y/n. However, despite this well-known fact, he can’t seem to resist her. Her attitude, her smile, and especially, the bets she challenges him to. Some are stupid. Some are funny. But no matter what one of them proposes to the other, the response is always the same: “You’re on.”

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    such a good boy

    Y/n goes to Ethos Nightclub for a simple reason: she’s twenty-something, hot, and bored. She and Alissa get drunk, dance, flirt, kiss, and do whatever they damn well please. There, she meets Jude Rovark: hot, mysterious, charming. They hit it off, dancing and flirting and having a casual makeout session by the bathrooms. But the casualness ends when Y/n drunkenly, jokingly lets two words slip: “good boy”. Then, something in Jude changes. Immediately. And he starts to become fucking obsessed. His obsession grows every day, every hour, every minute. His thoughts are consumed with her. He wants her. He wants to taste her, to feel her, to crawl inside her skin and live there. Jude would do anything for her. Anything. He’s such a good boy, isn’t he?

    It’s Still Casual — Off Campus

    Dean Di Laurentis is the King of Casual: he hooks up with a girl, they both enjoy it (a lot, of course), and maybe they hook up again, but that’s as far as it goes — he does NOT do relationships. The famous defenseman for the Briar University hockey team has a reputation to uphold: good sex, good looks, good hockey. Keep. It. Casual. That’s what he and Y/N agreed to, too, after they hooked up at a party. And it is casual. Right?

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    Good Luck, I Guess

    Reed Barrett is (almost) every girl’s dream: tall, hot, funny, smart, and athletic. But the Glenwood University hockey captain has a problem: he’s in a slump. Reed hasn’t scored in their past three games, and, as the top scoring player in the league, everyone is wondering when he’s going to be back on his A-game — Reed included. Y/N never cared about hockey. She’s smart, sweet, beautiful, and fun, but honestly couldn’t care less about Glenwood’s male athlete population. But she’s bored, and she’s in college, so when her best friend Meredith wants to go to a hockey game to watch her crush, Lewis, play, Y/N — being the wonderfully supportive friend she is — goes along with her. It’s loud. It’s hectic. It’s… a little hot. But what’s most unexpected is who scores the first goal of the game: Reed Barrett. Slump over. Reed scores again. And again. The game is a shutout, Reed’s best performance in years, and the only difference? Y/N was in the crowd. When Reed realizes this, he makes a decision: Y/N, this brilliant, gorgeous girl he’s never met, is his good luck charm. And now, he needs her with him at every game

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    over fresh water

    On the day Archer August releases his debut album, he’s trying to be normal. Y/n is always normal. That is, until he literally runs into her in the chip aisle. She has no idea who he is, no idea that the hot stranger in front of the popcorn is the same one who, in less than a week, will be catapulted into global fame for his moving, lyrical songs. All she knows is that he’s sweet, kind, and treats her well. He takes her on dates. He buys her sweet gifts. He asks her to be his girlfriend, and, eventually, asks her to be part of his public life: go to events with him, sit in on his recording sessions, go on tour with him. His fame grows, but he remains the same: her attentive and thoughtful, if slightly obsessed, boyfriend. But Archer has a secret. He knew Y/n long before she gave him her name. And under no circumstances can anyone find out.

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    The Pining Prince of Snakes

    Draco Malfoy isn’t used to being told no — well, by anyone other than Harry Potter, that is. Draco gets what he wants: decent grades, playing time for the Slytherin House Team, and the attention of the most desirable Slytherin girls. He’s the undisputed Slytherin Prince, and he wants for (almost) nothing. Until Y/n Snape transfers to Hogwarts at the beginning of sixth year. Professor Snape has, of course, decided that his daughter is off-limits — though he’d be hard-pressed to stop her doing what she sets her mind to — but Draco doesn’t let that stop him. And it especially doesn’t deter him when his rival starts showing interest in Y/n, too.

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    hey, baby

    Y/n is the school’s sweetheart. She’s kind, empathetic, and caring; she carries a first aid kit, stocks the women’s bathrooms with period products, doesn’t hesitate to drop everything for her friends. Her boyfriend, Jamie Scott, is… not. He’s sarcastic, kind of gruff, kind of an ass — but not with her. They’re the most unlikely — and cutest, healthiest, sweetest — couple on campus. Which is why Y/n’s asshole ex, Liam, can’t fucking stand them.

    The Dark Quartet

    Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ronald Weasley are, arguably, the most powerful students at Hogwarts, not only in terms of reputation, but also of sheer power. The Boy Who Lived, the cleverest witch of their age, and the youngest — and most determined — Weasley son have built themselves into an unshakable trio, respected heavily and slightly feared. When Y/n — smart, beautiful, clever, sharp — transfers to Hogwarts at the start of their sixth year, the three of them immediately gravitate towards her. She’s sorted into Gryffindor, and after meeting the Dark Trio, she seems to just… get it. She gets why Hermione has used her knowledge the way she has. She gets why Ron is so protective. She gets why Harry is, as some see him now, turning “dark”. She gets it, and she doesn’t seem to mind. She’s kind, and thoughtful, and empathetic — which is why it makes absolutely no sense that she isn’t scared of them. When her own immense power is revealed, the Dark Trio learns why.