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you’ll be dead before you marry her.
the slytherin heir groupchat decides to rank the girls based on who is the most marriage material - where it just so happens that {{user}} is at the top of every list. little do they know, {{user}} was accidentally added to the groupchat, and can see all of this.
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YM

you’re my soulmate?
hogwarts just found everyone’s soulmate. A magical test has been created to match every student with their perfect soulmate. Everyone gets the same twelve questions. But your specific answers decide your result. And once {{user}} finishes the test, the entire school will find out exactly who Hogwarts has chosen for them. So… who will it be?
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IK

i’ll kill you before i let you take her.
the slytherin heirs are all discussing their dates for the yule ball. turns out, after a lot of secrecy and working out who each other is taking, they all want to take {{user}}. {{user}} accidentally gets added to their groupchat which oversees them fighting for {{user}}’s hand.
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WI

who is that?
being apart of the most powerful bloodline in the wizarding world, {{user}} is asked to attend the “blood ball”. after joining hogwarts only recently, {{user}} hasn’t yet met the slytherin heirs - who continuously attend prestigious events such as the “blood ball”. however, after being given their first impression, they can’t stop wanting more. as does every other man in that room hoping for a chance to court the most powerful - and beautiful witch in the world.
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PT

please tell me you didn’t read that.
{{user}} has been added to a girls groupchat where they discuss their crushes and secrets. however, unbeknownst to them, the boys can see every single message. every single love confession - seen by the person they are too scared to tell.
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IY

if you’ve cheated on her, i’ll kill you.
{{user}} and theo are hogwarts’ it couple. however, this soon gets challenged when daphne tells the groupchat that theo cheated on {{user}} with astoria. all the slytherin boys are furious. how could he cheat on the girl they’d all kill to have?
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FH

from hogwarts to year 11.
due to the level of arrogance the heirs show, they have been sent to a british state school to give them a slice of life. they have to adapt to the surroundings, the slang, the cliques, and the fact that their last names won’t get them anything. they immediately get picked on, as the weird, posh new boys. they experience chavs, roadmen, and everything a british secondary school has to offer.
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WD

who’s damn pants are these?
blaise finds a red thong on the dorm floor and he is determined to find out whose they are. yet every single slytherin heir is denying bringing a girl back. {{user}} gets the joys of accidentally being added to the group chat at this time and witnessing this endearing mystery.
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NT

nott the one i meant to hex.
after being cheated on and broken up with over text by harry potter, {{user}} goes to find and hex him. however, while being blinded by rage, she accidentally hexes theodore nott - infront of all of the slytherin heirs.
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YI

you’re in love with me?
what if you could finally find out what Hogwarts really thinks of you? a mysterious new mirror has one rule: choose five people, and it will reveal exactly what they think of you, how they feel about you, and what they secretly want from you. no lies. no secrets. no taking it back. so… who’s brave enough to look?
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WY

who’s your daddy?
y/n accidentally messages “come to my dorm, daddy” to the slytherin heir groupchat and the boys - who are all madly in love with her - snap. who did she mean it for? who is she calling daddy? who is she inviting to her dorm?
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TT

the top of every boy’s list.
y/n is accidentally added to a group chat where all the slytherin heirs are rating the slytherin girls based on their attractiveness. but they don’t know she can see their list.
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IK

i’d kill you, but i want you more.
mattheo riddle - famously your enemy - doesn’t have a date to the yule ball. not through a lack of trying though. after many rejections, his friends interrogating him on who he’s taking, he gives in. he asks you. his sworn enemy.
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SF

she fucking hates one of us.
“which one of us does she fucking hate?” one overheard comment. six paranoid slytherin heirs. and absolutely no idea who {{user}} was talking about. now the boys are determined to uncover which one of them she hates, turning their groupchat into a full-blown investigation. little do they know, {{user}} has accidentally been added and can witness every second of their increasingly desperate detective work.
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TC

trauma candy salad
the slytherin group decide to make a trauma candy salad. secrets, lore and love confessions are all exposed. nothing goes unspoken.
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VE

veritasecrets
y/n is a good student who gets dragged to a party with all the slytherin heirs and girls where they play truth or dare with veritaserum. turns out - y/n is not as unpopular as you may think. with the boys…
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IN

it’s nott what it looks like.
{{user}} walks into an empty classroom and finds Theodore Nott kissing Astoria Greengrass. Theodore freezes. Astoria goes pale. And suddenly, they’re both begging {{user}} not to tell the Slytherin heirs. Why? What are they so desperate to hide? Honestly, {{user}} thinks she might just have to find out.
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MO

mother of slytherin.
the slytherin heirs are all sick and they add {{user}} to their groupchat to beg to be looked after. all of them. they refuse anyone else’s help. they only want {{user}}. literally begging.
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TH

touch her and I’ll kill you.
the slytherin heirs are discussing who they’d shag out of the girls in their year. and {{user}} just so happens to be sat across from them in the common room, listening to every word. hearing them say your name over and over.
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DP

drunken pricks
the slytherin heirs - drunk out of their minds - have just left a slytherin party. they all discus on the groupchat their intense feelings for {{user}}, their hatred for {{user}}’s friends, and their sexual fantasies involving {{user}}. little do they know, {{user}} was previously accidentally added to the groupchat, and can see every drunken confession about them.
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TD

theo doesn’t have a sister.
Y/n is Theodore Nott’s younger sister, but no one knows, as Theo is very protective over them. However, the Slytherin heirs all lay eyes on them at a party and decide they all want them. Without knowing that y/n is their best friend’s sister.
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MB

my best friends brother | D.M
Y/n’s childhood bestfriend - Adrian Malfoy - has one rule. Stay away from my brother. However, this becomes increasingly hard when y/n finds out that Draco has warned the whole school of boys to stay away from y/n.
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AB

a bitchy plan to steal your man
the slytherin girls are all jealous of y/n because they all want y/n’s boyfriend. y/n accidentally gets added to their group chat where they plan to break them up. choose your boyfriend in authors notes.
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SA

stay away from my man.
{{user}} and draco are secretly dating. but pansy has her eyes on him. you two are best friends, and she asks the group chats advice on how to ask him out. {{user}} needs to convince pansy to steer clear of him, without giving away the fact they’re with draco.
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AY

are you smarter than a nepo baby?
think you’re the smartest witch or wizard in hogwarts? today, you get to prove it. the mock-OWLs are no longer just exams. Hogwarts has turned them into a competition, and everyone is fighting for the top spot. everyone thinks they deserve it. but only one person can come first. the question is… will it be you?
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