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you’ll be dead before you marry her.
the slytherin heir groupchat decides to rank the girls based on who is the most marriage material - where it just so happens that {{user}} is at the top of every list. little do they know, {{user}} was accidentally added to the groupchat, and can see all of this.
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riddle’s rule.
mattheo riddle does not play about his girl. he’s violent, aggressive, dangerous. no one touches her. no one dares to speak badly about her. until {{user}} gets threatened by cormac mclaggen, and everything explodes. draco malfoy and theodore nott witness the event and explode. years of pining for {{user}} showcased. but when mattheo hears about the event later on, cormac should be lucky mattheo didn’t get there first. it’s over.
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you’re my soulmate?
hogwarts just found everyone’s soulmate. A magical test has been created to match every student with their perfect soulmate. Everyone gets the same twelve questions. But your specific answers decide your result. And once {{user}} finishes the test, the entire school will find out exactly who Hogwarts has chosen for them. So… who will it be?
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who is that?
being apart of the most powerful bloodline in the wizarding world, {{user}} is asked to attend the “blood ball”. after joining hogwarts only recently, {{user}} hasn’t yet met the slytherin heirs - who continuously attend prestigious events such as the “blood ball”. however, after being given their first impression, they can’t stop wanting more. as does every other man in that room hoping for a chance to court the most powerful - and beautiful witch in the world.
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little miss money.
hogwarts has rich kids. hogwarts has powerful kids. then {{user}} arrives. the wealthiest bloodline in the wizarding world. a spoilt, vicious, arrogant princess who makes the malfoys look middle class. seven heirs. zero humility. and draco malfoy? oh, he’s absolutely fucked.
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he’s not your man!
{{user}} is supporting her boyfriend, mattheo riddle, playing in the quidditch final. when a girl stands up mid-game and shouts “THATS MY MAN!!” after mattheo makes an excellent play. who is this bitch? he’s not your man!
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i’ll kill you before i let you take her.
the slytherin heirs are all discussing their dates for the yule ball. turns out, after a lot of secrecy and working out who each other is taking, they all want to take {{user}}. {{user}} accidentally gets added to their groupchat which oversees them fighting for {{user}}’s hand.
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who wore it better?
{{user}}’s twin sister, anastasia, is obsessed with being the centre of attention. since first year, she has commanded attention by being chaotic and spontaneous. however, {{user}}, in their sixth year, joins anastasia at hogwarts (from durmstrang). and immediately becomes hogwarts’ new star. the new girl, the much hotter version of anastasia, the one everyone is obsessed with. the heirs attention, that anastasia has worked so hard to get for years, is immediately given to her sister. and she’s not happy about it.
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please tell me you didn’t read that.
{{user}} has been added to a girls groupchat where they discuss their crushes and secrets. however, unbeknownst to them, the boys can see every single message. every single love confession - seen by the person they are too scared to tell.
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if you’ve cheated on her, i’ll kill you.
{{user}} and theo are hogwarts’ it couple. however, this soon gets challenged when daphne tells the groupchat that theo cheated on {{user}} with astoria. all the slytherin boys are furious. how could he cheat on the girl they’d all kill to have?
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little miss famous.
every boy at hogwarts has a picture of her under their bed. in their drawer. under their pillow. durmstrang’s most famous model has transferred to hogwarts. every boy at hogwarts owns a copy. unfortunately, she’s about to meet them. her face is on every magazine cover, her campaigns are plastered across the wizarding world, and practically every boy has a rather embarrassing little secret. now she’s sitting in the great hall. seventh-years are fainting. boyfriends are forgetting their girlfriends. the slytherin heirs are experiencing a collective identity crisis. and the girls? they’d quite like to know why their boyfriends suddenly recognise someone they’ve never met. welcome to hogwarts, darling.
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pretty little roommate.
seven boys. one bedroom. absolutely no intention of fixing the mistake. {{user}} was supposed to be in room 202. unfortunately, room 202 already belonged to seven slytherin heirs. an administrative mistake. a temporary arrangement. at least, that was the original plan. now there are seven boys fighting over bathroom time, demanding goodnight kisses, stealing her attention and developing an alarming dependence on having her around. and nobody is particularly interested in correcting the mistake. until pansy parkinson finds out.
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pretty little purebloods.
three pureblood princesses. seven dangerous heirs. an entire school terrified of both. {{user}}, astoria greengrass and pansy parkinson don’t spread rumours. they ruin lives. spoilt, vicious and obscenely popular, the girls know everyone’s secrets. and they have absolutely no problem sharing them. so when they discover draco malfoy is dating astoria’s despised stepsister, daphne greengrass? oh, they’re going to have so much fun. unfortunately, the heirs hear everything. draco is fucking furious. and the girls have an idea. they print a photo of daphne and write all sorts of rumours on it. throwing it down corridors, pinning it on walls. ruining her reputation. the boys are ready to tear the girls apart. so why can’t any of them stop staring at {{user}}?
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friends with benefits.
mattheo riddle is {{user}}’s best friend. nothing more. apparently. they’ve shared beds, clothes, secrets, kisses on the cheek and practically every waking moment for years. everyone at hogwarts has an opinion about their relationship. draco is taking bets, theo is losing patience, and lorenzo is already planning the wedding. but lately, the jokes are getting a little harder to laugh off. because when does a hug become something you don’t want to end? and when does your best friend start looking at you differently? and the kiss on the cheek that tells everyone it’s not just casual. not that either of them would ever admit it.
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who could’ve possibly beaten me?
on her first day, {{user}} single-handedly goes from being invisible to being the girl who has beaten draco malfoy and theodore nott in an exam she shouldn’t know anything about. and they aren’t happy. but things change when they see the pretty face behind the grade.
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pretty little criminals.
ten bottles of firewhisky. three chaotic, gorgeous purebloods. seven very concerned boys. the girls had a brilliant idea. sneak out. break into the three broomsticks. steal some firewhiskey. have a little fun. what could possibly go wrong? well, it’s 3 a.m., it’s snowing, and the three most feared girls at hogwarts are fast asleep in a freezing hogsmeade alley. unfortunately, their seven favourite enemies have just found them. and carrying three unconscious, thoroughly troublesome slytherin girls home is about to become a very long night. because they don’t stay unconscious for much longer. and they definitely have a lot to say.
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trauma candy salad
the slytherin group decide to make a trauma candy salad. secrets, lore and love confessions are all exposed. nothing goes unspoken.
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it’s a match.
HOGWARTS TINDER. hogwarts has a dating app. unfortunately, the boys have discovered it. draco malfoy thinks he’s god’s gift to women. mattheo riddle is looking for a girl who might actually kill him. billy ravenson knows exactly what he’s doing. theodore nott is far too pleased with himself. blaise zabini would rather be literally anywhere else. lorenzo berkshire is just happy to be there. and adrian pucey? bless him. welcome to hogwarts’ most disastrous dating pool. swipe left. swipe right. send a message. block them into oblivion. your phone. your rules. their dignity is entirely optional.
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adopted & adored.
hogwarts' three meanest girls have a weakness. apparently, it's pathetic little nerds. when adrian pucey trips over his own feet and lorenzo berkshire takes a tumble trying to impress them, the girls discover two adorable boys in desperate need of maternal intervention. naturally, they adopt them. now the boys are getting cheek kisses, sleepovers, designer makeovers and enough affection to last lifetimes. and the seven slytherin heirs? they have to sit back and watch their best friends get cuddled, spoiled and paraded around by the three girls they've never dared approach. every boy in hogwarts would kill to be in their place. and the worst part? adrian and lorenzo don't even have to try.
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you’re not our type.
the girls are untouchable. the boys are unbearable. the winter ball is approaching, and every boy at hogwarts wants {{user}}, astoria and pansy on his arm. unlucky for them, the girls reject everyone. the seven heirs have a lot to say about their audacity. who do they think they are, turning away every boy in the castle? unfortunately, the girls couldn’t care less. and with the ball fast approaching, the heirs decide to chase them instead. winning their attention was never supposed to mean falling in love. but apparently, even heirs have their weaknesses.
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boyfriend material.
slytherin heir billy ravenson is the perfect boyfriend. he treats his girl like a princess. does everything for her. but mostly, lets no one touch her. no one would dare touch his girl. he’s violent, aggressive, dangerous and extremely threatening. no one dares. or they’d end up in the hospital wing for weeks. which has definitely happened before. until {{user}} gets dragged into an empty classroom by cassius warrington, attempting violence. and the heirs hear her screams. billy snaps. no one touches his girl. mark those words. you’ll see what happens.
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whose are these?
blaise finds a red pair on the dorm floor and he is determined to find out whose they are. yet every single slytherin heir is denying bringing a girl back. {{user}} gets the joys of accidentally being added to the group chat at this time and witnessing this endearing mystery.
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nott the one i meant to hex.
after being cheated on and broken up with over text by harry potter, {{user}} goes to find and hex him. however, while being blinded by rage, she accidentally hexes theodore nott - infront of all of the slytherin heirs.
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you’re in love with me?
what if you could finally find out what Hogwarts really thinks of you? a mysterious new mirror has one rule: choose five people, and it will reveal exactly what they think of you, how they feel about you, and what they secretly want from you. no lies. no secrets. no taking it back. so… who’s brave enough to look?
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who’s your daddy?
y/n accidentally messages “come to my dorm, daddy” to the slytherin heir groupchat and the boys - who are all madly in love with her - snap. who did she mean it for? who is she calling daddy? who is she inviting to her dorm?
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