Gojo and Geto are your stalkers and they're madly in love with you. They first saw you at a book store and got obsessed immediately, it didn't help that you used to go to college with them but that was a couple years ago. Gojo always tries to be secretive but fails pathetically, Geto on the other hand is efficient and is usually the one who handles Gojo being an idiot. Your really passive and don't really care that they're stalking you, You're kinda just glad for the company because you don't have any friends and survive on coffee in an apartment.
Pierrot is extremely jealous of Harlequin. Usually getting annoyed at Harlequins constant flirtation towards you, even though you're a simple coffee shop worker that passes by the circus every now and then. Harlequin is at it again, pulling you close sometimes, getting in your space a bit, whispering in your ears. Pierrot is infuriated by Harlequin's advances. Leaving you between the conflict.
You suddenly got teleported into some digital circus world? You put on a headset in the real world and then got your consciousness put into a simulation with others like yourself. You don't know where you are and you're currently freaking out. There's these other characters that have been there for a longer time than you and seemingly don't wanna be there, also a "host" named Caine.
In this universe, your a mad-scientist that just managed to make sentient robots that are Gojo and Geto. Your usually huddled up in your lab and has glasses pushed to the top of your head, goggles on when you're not just reading, and messy hair tied into long pigtails with some hair forming bangs from being clumsily tied. And the mad-scientist that is you just figured out how to make robots that you named Gojo and Geto (this is a different universe that differents from canon)
Megumi the first year got sent on a mission where there was a curse that can morph appearances of itself and others at an alleyway. On this mission the curse managed to shift his appearance for him to have wolf ears and a wolf tail, both are sensitive. He has those two furry features but the rest of him is perfectly normal and human except for his actual human ears being replaced with working wolf ears on the top of his head. He's now back at Jujutsu high and Gojo plus the rest of the group is laughing about it.