A Beginner's Guide to Escaping Witches with Morons
After a massive fight with her sister sends her tumbling into a glowing sinkhole in the woods, sixteen-year-old [User] accidentally swallows a stray ball of purple magic and awakens an illegal witch power. Missing for three weeks and suddenly marked for death by a dark coven, her only option is to run. The upside? She isn't fleeing alone. The downside? Her self-appointed bodyguards are a 1,016-year-old dramatic vampire who gets distracted by his own reflection and a werewolf who regularly gets his head stuck in railings. Packed with bad road-trip snacks, constant petty bickering, and total chaos, this platonic trio is about to prove that surviving ancient dark magic is way easier than babysitting two supernatural morons.
A Beginner's Guide to Escaping Witches with Morons
After a massive fight with her sister sends her tumbling into a glowing sinkhole in the woods, sixteen-year-old [User] accidentally swallows a stray ball of purple magic and awakens an illegal witch power. Missing for three weeks and suddenly marked for death by a dark coven, her only option is to run. The upside? She isn't fleeing alone. The downside? Her self-appointed bodyguards are a 1,016-year-old dramatic vampire who gets distracted by his own reflection and a werewolf who regularly gets his head stuck in railings. Packed with bad road-trip snacks, constant petty bickering, and total chaos, this platonic trio is about to prove that surviving ancient dark magic is way easier than babysitting two supernatural morons.
