Join Me In Death | Pansy Parkinson
(WLW) In a regime obsessed with pureblood lineage, loving each other is a death sentence. This life ain't worth living. Won't you die tonight for love? Baby, join me in death.
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Ellen Ripley
Absolute fucking brainrot, but fuck it we ball
Stories
Truth Serum and Dare
Every Friday, the Room of Requirement becomes a hideout for the school’s most volatile inner circle. Tonight, the drinks are spiked with truth serum, the music is loud, and the game is simple: answer three questions, then face a dare tailored to your secrets.
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ERHellblazerSlytherins, but they're all lesbian icons
Yes. Most of them are the Yellowjackets.
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ERHellblazerPoison Girl | Pansy Parkinson
(WLW) The Yule Ball is approaching, and you have a catastrophic crush on Pansy Parkinson—the dungeon's terrifying, chain-smoking spymaster. Armed with zero survival instincts and a tactical checklist written by your exhausted wingman Thomas, you have to smoothly infiltrate her life without getting socially liquidated. Can you crack her gothic firewall and survive the protocols, or are you about to become the ultimate cautionary tale of the dungeons?
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ERHellblazerSlytherins on a beach trip
All I wanna do is get high by the beach, get high by the beach, get high
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ERHellblazerNovember Rain | Pansy Parkinson
(WLW) Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain... Three months ago, you and Pansy Parkinson were everything to each other in the dark. But when the pressure of the war peaked, she did what she does best: she put her icy pureblood mask back on and froze you out completely.
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ERHellblazerSlytherins on the Wendy Williams Show
Clap if you've ever wanted to kill somebody
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ERHellblazerSlytherins in their emo phase
We've all been there. Let them have this.
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ERHellblazerOne Of Your Boys | Daphne Greengrass
(WLW) Give me a call if you ever get lonely. I'll be like one of your boys or your besties.
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ERHellblazerSlytherins get high and fight Evil Bong
There's more Evil Bong movies than Harry Potter movies
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ERHellblazerSlytherins play Dungeons & Dragons
Look at this nerd-fest. They're 2 episodes away from going to Comic-Con
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ERHellblazerSlytherins and The Thing
Nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired
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