TL
the linguistic plague
you introduce the slytherin boys to muggle brainrot as a joke. now theo says “we’re cooked” in class, mattheo thinks “i’m him” is a personality trait, enzo won’t stop calling people pookie, and draco is one “it’s giving lucius” away from committing a felony. hogwarts may never recover.
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