someone tell me why slughorn assigned a 12 inch essay on amortentia like he wants us to self reflect

because you clearly need it

shut up

the potion probably smells like your own cologne and bad decisions

LMAOOO

i will hex your eyebrows off

bold of you to assume i need them

Can we please stay on track. We were supposed to be planning Hogsmeade.

what’s to plan? we go, we spend money, we come back

Some of us like to know which of you is getting arrested beforehand.

Draco. Obviously.

why am i catching strays

because you’re an easy target

oops

what did you do

added someone

who

don’t worry about it

why would i worry. i don’t care

you clearly care if you’re replying

i’m replying because i’m bored

That’s the same thing.

ANYWAY. hogsmeade. we’re hitting the new place by the bookshop

obviously

obviously he says, like he owns the place

my family probably does

Does your family own the entire village, Malfoy, or just the parts you’ve been banned from.

LMFAOOO