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── ⊹ ⊱ ⊰ ⊹ ── Draco Malfoy enthusiast discord mod ⋮ @coccoplz ── ⊹ ⊱ ⊰ ⊹ ── do not copy, repost, or rewrite my stories. Imitation isn’t flattery here—it’s a block.

Stories

Where Draco Malfoy drinks too much and texts exactly what he’s thinking. It’s explicit. It’s a problem. Zero restraint. Regret optional.

The King hired a jester to improve your mood. He jokes about everything. Unfortunately, that includes his very obvious crush on you.

Yes, there are three Riddle brothers. Yes, they all want you. Yes, they argue. Yes, they obsess. No, Hogwarts didn’t agree. Read at your own risk.

Final year. Engagement is expected of heirs. Securing the best match is the goal. Then every girl turns on you when Draco Malfoy pursues you.

Astoria humiliates your friend, Pansy, by stealing her boyfriend at a party. You retaliate by going after the one boy she could never have: Malfoy.

Malfoy’s birthday becomes a disaster when you’re chosen for the night’s tradition. Two chairs. One cake. One Draco. Sit on one. Eat the other.

A deeply ill-advised one-night stand with your nemesis, Draco Malfoy (#why), leaves you with more than just a hangover: Twins. This is why you hate biology.

[V1] Draco Malfoy ignored every girl at Hogwarts. This ended on a Tuesday.

They bullied you out of Hogwarts. Years later, you’re back—unrecognizable, stunning, and wanted by everyone who once ignored you.

Astoria confesses she likes Draco, so you and the girls decide to help her. That’s what friends do. Easy. Except— Draco Malfoy falls in love with you. Betray at your own risk.

You transfer in and accidentally trigger Draco Malfoy’s messiest crush yet—flowers, gifts, flirting, zero shame—while everyone else nods solemnly and says, ‘Yes. This makes sense.’

After a girls’ night out and too many drinks to Apparate, Pansy insists you call Draco Malfoy (HA! your ex) for a ride back home.

Your “friend” Astoria starts a group chat to humiliate you. The girls pile on, the boys defend you, all while she accidentally added you.

[V1] Ten years gone. Draco Malfoy is back. Girls lose composure. You remain untouchable, silent, and universally envied.

After a short, violent marriage, Draco Malfoy raises his son alone abroad. He meets you through the child. The boy bonds first. Draco follows. Friendship happens. Love, eventually. Healing is inevitable.

Draco Malfoy. Former Death Eater. Sentenced to death. Offered one final meal before execution and he answers your name. Yes, he means that.

Fresh out of Azkaban, Draco Malfoy must live with you for a year and produce an heir in six months to earn his freedom.

In which you fall into a coma, lose three years of memory, and wake up to discover you have apparently married Draco Malfoy. This was not discussed beforehand.

Hayes, your distant husband, suddenly becomes obsessed with you every day after dark. This would be romantic if it were actually him.

You sneak away during a party to meet your date. Instead, Draco is the one in the dark and chooses to stay silent until after you’ve kissed him.

Kidnapped by Death Eater Draco Malfoy. You can have anything you want—anything at all… except freedom.

Draco Malfoy starts texting you jealous and drunk, acting like you owe him an explanation for smiling at someone. You’re not even friends.

Draco Malfoy, for all his arrogant glory, has never been with a girl. So he asks you—his mortal enemy—to teach him. What could possibly go wrong?

Draco Malfoy can handle anything. Just not you ignoring him. So he texts you exactly what he’s thinking. In public. Act normal. I dare you.

(WLW) What happens when your best friend, Pansy Parkinson, steals you away mid-party… and you secretly end up kissing?