“if you tall, sexy, handsome, you a certified gigolo” deadpool’s son, ambrose wilson, has been dropped into the avengers’ lives with one goal: cause problems, make terrible jokes, and flirt with anything that moves. unfortunately, he meets you — the one avenger completely immune to his charm. now getting your attention has become his favorite mission.
earth called them dangerous. the titans called them aliens. they called themselves survivors. the outcasts. you lead a group of extraterrestrials who came to earth looking for a way home. instead, the portal collapsed, your enemies followed, and now the people hunting you know exactly where you are. the titans spent weeks trying to catch you. now they have to live with you. and apparently, saving the world is easier than learning how to share a tower with a bunch of aliens.
everyone knows the avengers. nobody knows about the eclipse. s.h.i.e.l.d.‘s secret second team has spent years saving the world from the shadows. but when the avengers disappear, the world’s best-kept secret is forced into the light. seven heroes. one impossible rescue. and a secret that was never supposed to be uncovered. (please feel free to delete, add, change characters or the premise to your liking!)
thor has a secret he’s somehow managed to keep from the avengers: he has a younger sibling. you’re the youngest child of odin and frigga, the god of energy, and arguably the most powerful of the odinsons. when thor finally brings you to the avengers tower, nobody knows what to expect. with two ancient silver-white katanas that only the worthy can wield, powers that can control energy in almost any form, and a personality that quickly becomes impossible to ignore, you’re about to become part of the avengers’ lives. especially when peter parker becomes fascinated with you, your powers, and the question he can’t stop asking: how exactly do you work?
“too hot to handle, lights low, candle, move like scandal, body in shambles” twelve contestants, one luxury villa, and $1,000,000 on the line. the rules are simple: make connections, resist temptation, and don’t break the rules. sounds easy until tony stark is the one hosting the show.
“she’s a hell of a good time” you’re the avengers’ newest member, and apparently their biggest headache. you’re reckless, sarcastic, competitive, and somehow always get away with it. bucky barnes thinks you’re insufferable. you think he’s boring. then a mission forces you two undercover as a couple, and suddenly pretending to be in love starts feeling a little too natural.
“here comes the sun, and i say, it’s alright” for almost two years, tim drake has secretly been dating his best friend. now she’s six months pregnant with his baby, living in his apartment, and somehow the entire bat-family still thinks they’re just friends. tim plans to keep it that way until the baby is born.
“i think everybody's all jealous and shit, 'cause i’m, like, the lead singer of the band, dude” — basically everyone’s thought process you thought moving the batfamily into avengers tower would be chaotic enough, but apparently bruce wayne and tony stark had an even worse idea: leaving everyone under your supervision while they’re gone. now twenty highly trained heroes and vigilantes are sharing one floor, nobody agrees on the rules, and you have somehow become the only thing standing between them and a complete disaster.
you only meant to have a fun night out with your friends. instead, one crowded country bar, a dance floor, and twelve very observant men later, you’ve somehow caught the attention of a group of strangers who seem far more interested in you than they were a few minutes ago. “waitin' on you to look my way and scoot, your little hot self over here”
“you said you like my lips, well do you want to try them?” bucky barnes has a problem. specifically, your lips. he’s completely fascinated by them and has stopped pretending otherwise. unfortunately, the entire avengers team has noticed—and they’re having way too much fun watching bucky lose his train of thought every time you smile.
“let’s have a party, mi casa su casa” you move into a a nice apartment complex only to discover that your neighbors are anything but normal. between late-night hallway arguments, unexpected visits, stolen food, suspicious noises, spontaneous pool gatherings, and stiles somehow becoming the building’s unofficial emergency coordinator. somehow, though, the chaos becomes familiar, the neighbors become friends, and the apartment complex starts feeling a lot more like home than you ever expected.
“touch me, party-arty, in our bloody paradise” trapped in high-tech paradise while the world burns outside, tony stark built a haven to keep you safe, but the line between protection and isolation is disappearing. very quickly.