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The Debts We Keep

In 1923, Y/N Salvatore saved a young witch from a massacre in New Orleans. She never learned whose plans she’d disrupted, and for nearly a century, the consequences seemed content to leave her alone. Until a dead vampire turns up on the Salvatore doorstep with a ninety-year-old photograph of her sewn into his coat. And then Klaus Mikaelson arrives at the funeral. “Someone appears determined to resurrect a piece of history I went to considerable trouble to bury.” Unfortunately, the Original Hybrid isn’t the only one with secrets. Someone is killing people connected to that night in New Orleans, and Y/N’s name is on the list. So is Elijah Mikaelson’s. Now, with an increasingly suspicious pair of older brothers, a centuries-old mystery, and a dangerously charming Original who seems to know more than he’s telling, Y/N finds herself negotiating an alliance with the last person she ought to trust. After all, Klaus Mikaelson has never been particularly good at keeping people alive. Only at making sure they owe him. Or: In which a Salvatore and a Mikaelson investigate a ninety-year-old conspiracy, discover that neither is particularly trustworthy, and make the unfortunate mistake of getting to know each other.

The Wrong Side of Paradise

Moving to the Outer Banks was supposed to be a fresh start. At twenty-five, Y/N has a house of her own, a new life on Kildare Island, and absolutely no intention of getting tangled up in the drama of its wealthy residents. Then she meets Rafe Cameron. Rich, arrogant, dangerously charming, and notorious for his temper, Rafe is the kind of man people warn you about. Unfortunately, he’s also the kind who doesn’t particularly appreciate being told no. What begins as a chance encounter at a Figure Eight party gradually becomes something far more unsettling. Unexpected appearances. Questions he shouldn’t know the answers to. A growing interest that starts to feel less like flirting and more like surveillance. Rafe Cameron has never been particularly good at knowing when to stop. And Y/N is about to discover that on an island where money buys influence and the Camerons practically own the place, keeping someone out of your life isn’t always as simple as closing the door. Some red flags are warnings. Others are promises.

THE WEDDING FROM HELL

Rafe Cameron × Y/N | Fake Dating | Enemies to Lovers | Extremely Slow Burn Rafe Cameron is handling his ex-girlfriend’s upcoming wedding with remarkable maturity. Just kidding. He’s losing his fucking mind. After spending months insisting he couldn’t care less about Caroline Whitmore marrying another man, Rafe makes the spectacularly stupid decision to tell Topper he’s bringing his new girlfriend to the wedding. There is one minor complication. Rafe Cameron does not have a girlfriend. Enter Y/N: twenty-five, independent, firmly embedded in the Pogues’ social circle, and approximately the last person on Kildare Island who would willingly date Rafe Cameron. Fortunately, he’s not asking her to actually date him. He’s offering her $8,000 to pretend. Four days. One ridiculously expensive waterfront wedding. A fabricated relationship. A groom Rafe despises, an ex he’s definitely not over, and an entire guest list waiting to see whether he’s finally gotten his shit together. What could possibly go wrong? Well, Rafe is a terrible fake boyfriend. He forgets their invented backstory, starts arguments at wildly inappropriate moments, and has an unfortunate habit of staring at the bride. And somewhere between the rehearsal dinner, the open bar, and Rafe Cameron’s rapidly deteriorating dignity, this very expensive lie might become considerably more complicated than either of them anticipated. The relationship is fake. The money is real. And the emotional baggage? Unfortunately, that’s coming to the wedding too.

Hallows Eve and After

Rafe Cameron × Y/N | Outer Banks | Halloween | Teen Drama | Forced Proximity | Extremely Slow Burn Your parents think you need a fresh start. Apparently, your friends back home are a bad influence, your social life is getting out of hand, and the only reasonable solution is to send you to live with their oldest family friends in the Outer Banks. The Camerons. Tannyhill is gorgeous, Sarah Cameron is excited to have you around, and Ward and Rose have promised your parents you’ll be in good hands. There’s just one small problem. Rafe fucking Cameron. You haven’t seen him properly in years, but the arrogant, unpredictable nineteen-year-old is hardly the wholesome influence your parents had in mind. And your timing couldn’t be worse. It’s Halloween. Sarah is throwing a party her parents explicitly forbade, the house is packed with drunk Kooks in ridiculous costumes, and Rafe has a drug dealer named Barry showing up at the front door looking for money. Welcome to Figure Eight. Between school, parties, friendships, family secrets, old grudges, and the increasingly questionable behavior of your new housemates, life at Tannyhill is about to get complicated. Your parents sent you away to keep you out of trouble. They probably should’ve researched the Camerons first. Halloween chaos, messy friendships, Kook/Pogue drama, bad decisions, family tension, and a painfully slow-burn romance that might—or might not—develop along the way.

The Things we Buried

In 1864, Damon Salvatore fell in love. Then Katherine Pierce happened, and some things were better left buried. Over a century later, Y/N is back in Mystic Falls, and Damon is discovering that old feelings are considerably harder to kill than vampires. Enter Niklaus Mikaelson. Cruel, charming, and entirely too pleased with himself, Klaus has no intention of falling in love. But flirting with Damon’s former lover? That’s an opportunity far too entertaining to resist. Damon wants another chance. Klaus wants to have his fun. And neither man is particularly accustomed to being told no. Two dangerous men. One complicated history. And absolutely no guarantee of a happy ending.

A Terrible Kind of Mercy

Stefan Salvatore was only trying to save a life. When he discovers a young woman dying in the woods outside Mystic Falls, he does the only thing he can think of: gives her his blood. Unfortunately it was too late to save her human life, but it was not too late for her to turn. Now Y/N is a newly turned vampire with no idea what she’s gotten herself into, Stefan has a guilty conscience, and Damon Salvatore has acquired a beautiful new houseguest he never asked for. And just when things couldn’t get more complicated, Niklaus Mikaelson takes an interest. Damon is charming, reckless, and entirely too good at getting under her skin. Klaus is dangerous, shamelessly flirtatious, and accustomed to getting whatever he wants. Neither man intends to fall in love. But in Mystic Falls, even the best intentions have a habit of ending in blood.

Bad Boss

New town. New job. Terrible boss. At twenty-five, Y/N has traded her old life for a fresh start in the Outer Banks: her own apartment, a steady paycheck, and a promising position at Cameron Coastal Development. There’s just one problem. Rafe fucking Cameron. Rich, arrogant, unpredictable, and blessed with the emotional regulation of a lit firecracker, Rafe is the last person anyone should put in charge of other human beings. Unfortunately, he’s her boss. Five days a week, eight and a half hours a day, Y/N gets a front-row seat to Rafe’s temper, his questionable management skills, and his ongoing battle with anyone who dares tell him he’s wrong. And somewhere between overdue invoices, office arguments, and increasingly personal conversations, the line between professional and inappropriate starts getting dangerously blurry. Rafe Cameron has never been particularly good at boundaries. And mixing business with pleasure might be the worst decision either of them ever makes.

A Matter of Reputation

Three vampires are dead. All murdered in Klaus Mikaelson’s name. Someone has been spreading rumors that the Original hybrid has come to Mystic Falls for Y/N Salvatore, the youngest of the infamous Salvatore siblings. Unfortunately, Klaus knows nothing about it. And he takes a rather personal offense to impersonation. “Someone has been killing vampires in my name,” Klaus says pleasantly, wiping blood from his fingers. “And apparently, sweetheart, you’re the reason why.” Damon glances at the corpse bleeding onto his living room rug. “Right. So we’re all going to pretend this is a normal Tuesday?” With Katherine Pierce pulling strings, the Salvatore brothers circling the wagons, and Klaus determined to uncover the truth, one thing becomes painfully clear: A reputation like his is a dangerous thing to borrow.

The Eye of the Storm

Rafe Cameron × Y/N | Dark Romance | Enemies to Lovers | Forced Proximity Being friends with the Pogues comes with a few unwritten rules. Don’t trust the Kooks. Don’t get involved in Cameron family drama. And, for the love of God, stay the hell away from Rafe Cameron. Y/N has never had much trouble following that last one. Until a hurricane tears through the Outer Banks, leaving her stranded, cut off from her friends, and desperate for shelter. Unfortunately, the only place she can reach belongs to the Camerons. And Rafe is home. Angry, unpredictable, and already looking for someone to take his frustrations out on, Rafe makes it abundantly clear that she’s not welcome. But with the roads underwater and the storm getting worse, leaving isn’t an option. Then Rafe gets seriously injured, and suddenly the man who’s been making her life hell is the one who might need her help to survive. Trapped together with no electricity, no way to contact the outside world, and absolutely no reason to trust each other, they’re about to discover that the hurricane might not be the most dangerous thing inside that house. Some storms bring people together. Others show you exactly what they’re capable of.

A Beautiful Kind of War

Rain worried at the windows of the old house. Beyond the sitting room, the corridor was dark; inside, a fire burned low beneath a mantel crowded with portraits of strangers. Klaus Mikaelson stood at a drinks cabinet, pouring bourbon into two glasses. He had removed his coat and rolled his sleeves neatly to his forearms. Nothing about him suggested urgency. Klaus: “Before you begin shouting, I should tell you that the nearest road is several miles away. I wouldn’t recommend walking it in this weather.” He set one glass on the table, well out of reach of the fire, and kept the other. Klaus: “Your brothers will be looking for you, naturally. Damon will make a tremendous fuss. Stefan will be rather more useful.” He took a sip, watching the flames. Klaus: “Katerina has made something of a career out of escaping me. Usually with someone else’s assistance. This time, the trail led rather inconveniently close to the Salvatore family.” Somewhere upstairs, an old pipe knocked twice. Klaus glanced toward the sound, irritated, then returned his attention to Y/N. Klaus: “I don’t know whether you’ve helped her. I don’t particularly care for guessing, either. So I thought we’d have a conversation.” He drew a chair away from the table and sat, the bourbon balanced loosely between his fingers. Klaus: “Tell me what you know about Katherine Pierce, love. And do try to be honest. I’ve had a thoroughly tiresome week.”

Blood in the Water

The first sound was a scream. It came from the front lawn of the Salvatore boarding house, cut abruptly short by a wet, unmistakable crack. Damon was halfway to the door when something struck the porch steps hard enough to rattle the windows. Damon: “Please tell me that’s a raccoon.” Stefan reached the doorway first. Outside, beneath the yellow porch light, a man lay motionless in the gravel. His neck rested at an angle no living person could survive. Klaus Mikaelson stood a few feet away, calmly wiping blood from his fingers with a handkerchief. Stefan: “Klaus.” Klaus: “Stefan. You look well.” He glanced down at the body. Klaus: “Forgive the mess. He was following me. Rather poorly, I might add.” Damon appeared beside his brother, taking in the corpse, the blood, and the Original hybrid on their lawn. Damon: “You know, most people bring wine when they visit.” Klaus: “And most people have the courtesy to answer their telephones.” Stefan stepped onto the porch, his expression hardening. Stefan: “What do you want?” Klaus folded the bloodied handkerchief and slipped it into his coat pocket. Klaus: “Katherine Pierce.” The name settled over the porch with considerably more weight than the dead man. Damon: “Get in line.” Klaus: “Oh, I don’t intend to wait in line, mate.” His smile vanished. Klaus: “Someone has been helping her evade me. Someone with access to this house.” Stefan’s jaw tightened. Stefan: “You’re accusing us?” Klaus: “I’m asking a question. Believe me, Stefan, you’ll recognize the difference when I begin making accusations.” His attention shifted toward Y/N. Klaus: “And you must be the youngest Salvatore.” He studied her for a moment, his expression unreadable. Klaus: “Tell me, love. When was the last time you spoke to Katerina Petrova?”

Daddy Issues Inc

Rafe Cameron × Y/N | Fake Dating | Enemies to Lovers | Slow Burn Rafe Cameron has ninety days to convince his father that he’s finally getting his shit together. Which would be considerably easier if he actually had his shit together. After one too many public meltdowns, Ward Cameron threatens to cut his son out of a lucrative family business deal unless he starts acting like a responsible adult. Rafe’s solution? Buy himself a girlfriend. Y/N is twenty-five, independent, and f Cameron × Y/N | Fake Dating | Enemies to Lovers | Slow Burn Rafe Cameron has ninety days to convince his father that he’s finally getting his shit together. Which would be considerably easier if he actually had his shit together. After one too many public meltdowns, Ward Cameron threatens to cut his son out of a lucrative family business deal unless he starts acting like a responsible adult. Rafe’s solution? Buy himself a girlfriend. Y/N is twenty-five, independent, and firmly established in the Pogues’ social circle. She’s also one of the last people on Kildare Island who would willingly date Rafe Cameron. Fortunately, he’s not asking her to date him. He’s offering her $15,000 to pretend. Three months. A few fancy dinners. Some public appearances. Occasional hand-holding. No actual feelings required. Simple enough. Except Ward Cameron isn’t easily fooled, Sarah knows her brother too well, and JJ Maybank might actually have a stroke when he discovers his friend is dating the island’s biggest asshole. And Rafe? He’s quickly discovering that paying someone to be his girlfriend doesn’t mean she’ll actually listen to him. What starts as a mutually beneficial business arrangement threatens to become ninety days of family dysfunction, spectacular arguments, inconvenient chemistry, and feelings that definitely weren’t included in the contract. The money is real. The relationship is fake. The problems? Unfortunately, those are very fucking real.

THE PRICE OF PARADISE

Rafe Cameron × Y/N | Outer Banks Season 3 | Enemies to Reluctant Allies | Survival | Extremely Slow Burn Barbados was supposed to be about finding the treasure. Instead, you’ve ended up in the luxurious mansion of Carlos Singh, a ruthless man obsessed with finding El Dorado. And unfortunately, you’re not his only prisoner. Rafe fucking Cameron. Arrogant, volatile, selfish, and connected to the very cross Singh is hunting, Rafe is just as desperate to get out as you are. Unfortunately, he’s also the kind of person who might sell you out if it means saving his own skin. Singh wants answers. The Pogues are somewhere on the island. And the longer you’re trapped, the clearer it becomes that getting out of the mansion might only be the beginning of your problems. You and Rafe don’t trust each other. You certainly don’t like each other. But surviving Barbados may require dealing with the last person either of you would willingly choose. One island. Two captives. Absolutely no reason to trust each other. Canon-divergent Season 3 adventure featuring danger, betrayal, dark humor, an active ensemble cast, and an exceptionally slow-burn romance that has to be earned.

Blood in the Water

The first sound was a scream. It came from the front lawn of the Salvatore boarding house, cut abruptly short by a wet, unmistakable crack. Damon was halfway to the door when something struck the porch steps hard enough to rattle the windows. Damon: “Please tell me that’s a raccoon.” Stefan reached the doorway first. Outside, beneath the yellow porch light, a man lay motionless in the gravel. His neck rested at an angle no living person could survive. Klaus Mikaelson stood a few feet away, calmly wiping blood from his fingers with a handkerchief. Stefan: “Klaus.” Klaus: “Stefan. You look well.” He glanced down at the body. Klaus: “Forgive the mess. He was following me. Rather poorly, I might add.” Damon appeared beside his brother, taking in the corpse, the blood, and the Original hybrid on their lawn. Damon: “You know, most people bring wine when they visit.” Klaus: “And most people have the courtesy to answer their telephones.” Stefan stepped onto the porch, his expression hardening. Stefan: “What do you want?” Klaus folded the bloodied handkerchief and slipped it into his coat pocket. Klaus: “Katherine Pierce.” The name settled over the porch with considerably more weight than the dead man. Damon: “Get in line.” Klaus: “Oh, I don’t intend to wait in line, mate.” His smile vanished. Klaus: “Someone has been helping her evade me. Someone with access to this house.” Stefan’s jaw tightened. Stefan: “You’re accusing us?” Klaus: “I’m asking a question. Believe me, Stefan, you’ll recognize the difference when I begin making accusations.” His attention shifted toward Y/N. Klaus: “And you must be the youngest Salvatore.” He studied her for a moment, his expression unreadable. Klaus: “Tell me, love. When was the last time you spoke to Katerina Petrova?”

The Morning After

Wrong place. Wrong time. Wrong Cameron. Y/N moved to the Outer Banks for a fresh start. At twenty-five, she’s got her own apartment, her own life, and absolutely no intention of getting involved in the island’s rich-kid drama. Then she goes to a party on Figure Eight. One drunken argument. One violent confrontation. One very badly injured man. And one Rafe Cameron who desperately needs to know who saw what happened. By Saturday morning, Rafe is standing outside Y/N’s apartment, running on no sleep, questionable judgment, and the increasingly desperate hope that she doesn’t know enough to ruin his life. He’s rich, volatile, manipulative, and notoriously bad at accepting answers he doesn’t like. She’s a stranger who might know his worst secret. What begins as an attempt to keep her quiet threatens to become something far more complicated as suspicion, unwanted attention, and dangerous attraction blur the lines between enemies and something neither of them intended. Rafe Cameron has made a lot of bad decisions. Knocking on her door might be his next one.