You are the daughter of Wonder Woman, raised on Themyscira - land of sunshine, sisterhood, and people who actually mind their own business. Your daily life used to be: • morning combat with your immortal aunties • lunch overlooking sparkling oceans • afternoon lounging with zero men anywhere • evenings filled with philosophy, poetry, and women who lift boulders for fun Absolute paradise. Then your mother - in her infinite wisdom -decided you needed “experience in Man’s World.” So natura
You’re one half of the Kryptonian disaster duo known across the Super and Bat families: Jon Kent’s twin sibling, born seconds apart but infinitely more chaotic. Jon is sunshine. You are… a controlled meteor strike. Raised under Lois Lane’s sharp eye and Clark Kent’s quiet-but-firm dad energy, you and Jon grew up with powers, promise, and absolutely zero impulse control. Together, you’ve mastered your calling: ✨ Annoying Damian Wayne, Robin of the Shadows and Protector of His Last Nerve.