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Karla
Slytherin princess 𝜗𝜚 Slow-burn lover 𝜗𝜚 Somewhere in the dungeons

Stories

    Right Person, Wrong Time

    You and Theodore Nott were once inseparable—passionate, volatile, and young enough to mistake pride for strength. After your breakup, you left Hogwarts to escape the ghost of what you’d been. Now, in seventh year, you’re back—and so is he, only calmer, changed, and with someone new on his arm. As old memories resurface and unspoken tension lingers, you’re forced to face the truth: some loves don’t end, they just haunt differently.

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    Terms and Conditions

    Everyone knows Mattheo Riddle loves a good challenge—and when someone bets him he can’t get you to date him, he accepts without a second thought. You’re supposed to be another story to tell, another victory to add to his collection. Instead, you become the one person who ruins his reputation for never caring.

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    Resisting Mattheo

    Everyone at Hogwarts wants Mattheo Riddle—his smile, his danger, the thrill of being seen by him. Everyone except you. You’re polite, composed, immune. And that makes him restless. What starts as a game to make you look his way becomes something he can’t control. Now the boy who swore he’d never fall is losing his balance over the one girl who refuses to play.

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    The Parenting Project

    When Hogwarts assigns a group of students to “co-parent” a magically enchanted baby, you somehow end up stuck with four Slytherins, one Weasley, and a ticking clock before the baby (or your sanity) explodes.

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    Just For Show

    You and Theodore Nott have been best friends forever—partners in crime, inside jokes, late-night study sessions. But when his ex strolls back into Hogwarts Theo panics and kisses you in front of her. Now the whole school thinks you’re together and you can’t decide which part is worse—the pretending or how real it’s starting to feel.

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    All That We Lost

    Theodore Nott was your childhood best friend, but growing up turned him into everyone’s favorite flirt and turned the space between you into something neither of you could fix. You got prettier, he got cockier, and suddenly every look felt like a dare and every argument felt personal. Whatever you two are now isn’t friendship—but it definitely isn’t over.

    Friends to Enemies to Lovers
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    The Rake & The Diamond

    In a Season ruled by gossip and glittering ambition, the Diamond of high society finds unexpected refuge in the arms of its most infamous rake: Theodore Nott. To escape the suffocating crush of suitors, and to salvage his rapidly unraveling reputation, the two strike a dangerous bargain: a flawless fake courtship to fool the entire wizarding world.

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    The Matchmaker's Dilemma

    As London’s famed magical matchmaker, you pride yourself on clarity: desire speaks, destiny answers, and your magic reveals the path. But everything changes the night Blaise Zabini drags Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott to your home, insisting you fix their love lives

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