The headmage makes a huge mistake and accidentally links all Night Raven College dorms into one universal magic group chat while trying to test a new “inter-dorm bonding” spell. Now, everyone—from the stoic Leona to the overly dramatic Floyd—is stuck in one massive, unfiltered chat.
After a series of storms damages dorms across campus, Crowley crams all the first years into Ramshackle for a week. The group chat becomes a digital diary as chaos unfolds—pranks, midnight cooking fails, ghost hauntings, and late-night heart-to-hearts. Jack sleeps on the floor. Ace is banned from the kitchen. Sebek sets up warding spells. Epel secretly films everyone.
The school board is visiting, and the dorms are all getting surprise inspections. To avoid embarrassment, Crowley assigns housewardens to each other’s dorms for a week, and the group chat becomes a live update thread of complaints.
You and Blaise had an on-and-off relationship during your final year at Hogwarts. Your last breakup was intense and messy, ending with him insisting you never speak to him again. Neither of you realized at the time that you were carrying his child. Eighteen months later, he catches sight of you—out running errands with your baby girl in tow.
Dorm Role Shifts: Some second years are given more responsibilities—like being assigned as dorm guides or assisting with orientation—and complain about it in the chat. Grim takes credit for the prefect’s “success” and says it’s all because he’s been “teaching them.” It’s been a year since the prefect (user/you) has got here. So everyone is a year older now.