Slytherin’s Finest (Unfortunately)
The Slytherin Groupchat was originally created for one reason and one reason only: to share songs for a collaborative playlist.
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Stories
leavin’s the least i could do
ain’t nothin’ gonna save us, so i might as well just save you the trouble
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THcdizzleswizzlewhere’d that girl go.
Everyone thought y/n and Morgan Wallen were built to last. They’d survived tour schedules, late nights, tabloid rumors, and the pressure that came with loving someone the whole world felt entitled to. Their relationship wasn’t perfect—far from it—but it was real. Loud arguments followed by quiet apologies, stolen weekends between shows, his hand always finding hers in crowded rooms. No matter how messy things got, they always found their way back to each other.
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THcdizzleswizzlenonchalant btw…
The groupchat is made up of Hogwarts’ most infamous friend group — loud, reckless, attractive, constantly causing problems, and somehow never getting expelled. Everyone in the chat is secretly (and not-so-secretly) obsessed with y/n, but they’re all trying to act painfully nonchalant about it.
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THcdizzleswizzlethe house next door
No one. Not your family, not your friends, not even you, can explain why you packed your entire life into a few suitcases and moved from the backroads of the American South to a quiet neighborhood in Sydney, Australia. Maybe you wanted a fresh start. Maybe you just pointed at a map and committed. Either way, here you are.
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THcdizzleswizzleout of focus
When you accepted a last-minute job photographing 5 Seconds of Summer’s 2026 world tour, you expected long flights, impossible call times, and thousands of blurry concert photos—not becoming part of the band’s inner circle.
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when mattheo riddle started dating you, everyone thought it was inevitable. you were the sweetest girl in slytherin—beautiful, kind, and somehow untouched by the cruel reputation that followed most of your house. for months, he had your full attention, your loyalty, your love.
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THcdizzleswizzlelocked hearts
When infamous inmate Luke Hemmings is transferred to Blackridge Penitentiary after being convicted of a crime he swears he didn’t commit, the prison gains a reputation for housing its most dangerous prisoner. Cold, guarded, and impossible to read, Luke keeps everyone at arm’s length—except the prison’s newest doctor: you.
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