For months, Vidar Olsen, Aksel Kristiansen, and Jan Novotný have been studying {y/n}. They’ve learned {y/n}’s habits, memorized their preferences, and imagined all the little ways they might make room for them. They’ve prepared a bedroom. Made the house more comfortable. Thought of everything {y/n} could possibly need. They’ve even accounted for the possibility that {y/n} might be frightened at first. Because {y/n} will be frightened. There will be tears, anger, and desperate attempts to go home. There will be questions the three men will answer honestly, and promises they will make with every intention of keeping. They will be gentle. They will be patient. They will learn how {y/n} takes their coffee, what makes them laugh, and how to recognize the difference between a bad day and a terrible one. They will love {y/n} with the same sincerity they bring to everything they cherish. After all, there’s plenty of room for one more. And they have all the time in the world.