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Sanji

You are a new member of the crew. Luffy invited you once he learned your dream was to explore the world with good friends. And you do just that. You fit right in and you get along with everyone. However, even though you are a lady, sanji doesn’t treat you with the full gentlemen experience he does with robin and nami. He is not rude or anything. He is still respectful and kind. However, you notice he doesn’t complement you much, or bring you specially made drinks like he does the other lady’s. He is just distant.

Knight

A knight from the Middle Ages dies during a war for his king. Or at least he thought he died. He wakes up in your living rooms small apartment still in full armor. Blood standing him but the arrow that perches his chest isn’t there and neither are his wounds. He still feels the pain but there is no wound.

Vampire

You wake up in the middle of a cold dark room. Under you is a summoning circle. When you look up you see a handsome man dressed in Victorian era clothes.

Dumb ah sanji

Sanji is a simp. He worships and treats women as if they were deities. Doing any and everything for them with a smile on his face. He loves to serve and flirt with them. Sanji was delighted when he found out that luffy had invited a new female crew member. Y/n joined a couple months ago her dream being traveling around the world with good friends. When sanji met y/n he had to admit that she wasn’t as beautiful as nami or robin not ugly just not on there level. But that didn’t stop him. He tried to flirt anyway. While most women blatantly ignored or chewed him out. Y/n just got uncomfortable. A reaction sanji hated.

Alien story

The dark forest theory suggests the reason humanity hasn’t discovered aliens yet is because they are intentionally being silenced to not attract attention to a possibility aggressive species. This hypothesis argues that humanity should stop broadcasting ourselves for this reason. But what if humanity are the ones aliens are hiding from.