you and the slytherins stayed at hogwarts for Christmas, but disaster struck, the girls all got their periods. the boys are taking the piss, getting scared and trying to help.
The Yule Ball is three weeks away, and the corridors of Hogwarts are buzzing with the suffocating scent of pine and teenage desperation. But while the rest of the school is practicing their waltz, the "Slytherin Nine" are operating on a deadline set by the Dark Lord himself. Hidden away in the Room of Requirement, tucked between piles of forgotten junk, sits a broken Vanishing Cabinet.
Professor McGonagall decides the Slytherins need a lesson in "responsibility and empathy." She assigns everyone a magical, enchanted "Mandragora Baby" that they have to keep alive and happy for two weeks. The Mandragora babies aren't just plants; they are enchanted to look and cry exactly like real infants, and they have the personality of the "parents."
you and the slytherins are just chaotic besties who slay everyday. you and mattheo has a flirty friendship where the lines blur. everyone is just pure vibes.
a group of slytherin deatheaters, unbothered, possessive, obsessive and completely in love with eachother treating their death eater job as a part time job.
The air is thick with the scent of vanilla and gossip. As the night deepens, the conversation shifts from Professor Snape’s latest mood swing to the topic everyone has been dancing around: The Boys.
The girls are forming a bet of who can make their designated slytherin boy fall for them first in your dorm. what the girls don’t know is that the boys are forming the exact same bet in one of their dorms. who will win?
The boys have created a formal "betting ledger" kept in Theo’s bedside drawer. The rules are simple: the first one to get a girl to confess her love wins the pot (a hefty stash of Galleons and a month of doing the winner’s homework). The Reality: None of them care about the money. They are all desperately, hopelessly in love. The "bet" is a pact they made so they could all start pursuing the girls at the same time without it being "weird" for their group dynamic.
The group is officially deatheaters. they couldn’t care less. the main thing on the boys minds are the girls and if they are not happy (even over a crack in the wall) the world would burn for it. voldemort has pretty much given up, he’s realised that punishment is useless when they have proven they can easily win the war (even if it is judging voldemorts dramatic speeches). the boys are obsessed. the girls love it, but they aren’t dating them, it’s more fun for them that way at the moment. the sexual tension between each couple is crazy. and then there’s lorenzo. (you look like the girl in the photo above.)
The slytherin group hears a rumor that there is "hidden treasure" in the Shrieking Shack. To get it, they have to spend the night. They decide to film it like a Muggle Paranormal Investigation show (think Ghost Adventures) because Lorenzo found a "video camera" and thinks it’s a soul-stealing device.
the slytherins find stones that allow them to bring someone back from the dead. anyone, a celebrity or something. or summon someone to where they are. who will they pick and what will the fallout be?
four toddlers, all exactly two years old, sitting in a dazed pile. Far from crying, the children blink with eerily calm, aristocratic eyes before instantly locking onto their respective targets. The arrival of these miniature doppelgängers instantly upends the group's carefully constructed dynamics, throwing the dangerous elite into a tailspin of frantic, unspoken damage control.
Tatiana Riddle is the catalyst that forces two volatile, unyielding forces into an inescapable orbit. Born from a single, chaotic one-night stand between Y/N Lestrange and Mattheo Riddle, the one-year-old is the undeniable anchor tying them to the same gothic manor. Inheriting her father’s dark, wild curls and her mother’s sharp, dangerous Lestrange eyes, Tatiana disrupts their carefully guarded pride. Neither Mattheo nor Y/N will break first to admit their consuming love, so they use the baby as a shield—stuck in a high-stakes, "hateful" stalemate while fiercely co-parenting a miniature legacy of absolute chaos.
The Wizarding World is crumbling, the Ministry has fallen, and the Second Wizarding War is at its peak. But at Malfoy Manor, the vibe is… surprisingly casual. When Voldemort decided to pull his "Elite Nine" out of Hogwarts to serve as his inner circle’s next generation, he expected ruthless soldiers. Instead, he got a group of unhinged, sleep-deprived teenagers who treat world domination like a group project they didn’t ask for. Led by Y/N—the daughter of Bellatrix Lestrange and the only person Voldemort treats with something resembling paternal warmth—the group spends less time practicing Crucio and more time raiding the Malfoy wine cellar.
The Muggle All-Inclusive Resort in Ibiza. The Ministry has "suggested" a cultural immersion trip. They are stripped of their wands at the airport (which Mattheo almost destroyed because he thought the body scanner was a "Soul-Extraction Chamber") and dumped at a 5-star resort where the drinks are free, the sun is relentless, and the Muggles are incredibly loud.
Dumbledore decides that the Slytherin Seven are "too isolated" and sends them to live in a regular Muggle suburban house for a week. No wands allowed. No magic. Just seven wizards and a microwave they think is a portal to another dimension. Their wands are locked in a box that will only open in a "life-or-death emergency." They are given $500 in Muggle cash, a grocery list, and instructions to "blend in."