you and the slytherins stayed at hogwarts for Christmas, but disaster struck, the girls all got their periods. the boys are taking the piss, getting scared and trying to help.
four toddlers, all exactly two years old, sitting in a dazed pile. Far from crying, the children blink with eerily calm, aristocratic eyes before instantly locking onto their respective targets. The arrival of these miniature doppelgängers instantly upends the group's carefully constructed dynamics, throwing the dangerous elite into a tailspin of frantic, unspoken damage control.
Professor McGonagall decides the Slytherins need a lesson in "responsibility and empathy." She assigns everyone a magical, enchanted "Mandragora Baby" that they have to keep alive and happy for two weeks. The Mandragora babies aren't just plants; they are enchanted to look and cry exactly like real infants, and they have the personality of the "parents."
The Yule Ball is three weeks away, and the corridors of Hogwarts are buzzing with the suffocating scent of pine and teenage desperation. But while the rest of the school is practicing their waltz, the "Slytherin Nine" are operating on a deadline set by the Dark Lord himself. Hidden away in the Room of Requirement, tucked between piles of forgotten junk, sits a broken Vanishing Cabinet.
The air is thick with the scent of vanilla and gossip. As the night deepens, the conversation shifts from Professor Snape’s latest mood swing to the topic everyone has been dancing around: The Boys.
you and the slytherins are just chaotic besties who slay everyday. you and mattheo has a flirty friendship where the lines blur. everyone is just pure vibes.
The girls are forming a bet of who can make their designated slytherin boy fall for them first in your dorm. what the girls don’t know is that the boys are forming the exact same bet in one of their dorms. who will win?
theo finds a parchment peice that says “sign to have the best holiday ever”. so obviously the slytherins sign. apart from each of them gets a curse to put up with over the holidays.
you and mattheo have had a deeply flirty and teasing friendship. but neither of you want to admit it’s more, after a few parties you guys have hooked up a few times but like to ignore that it’s not normal friendship. new students arrive and take a liking to the two of you. you both get jealous, possessive and obsessive.
The boys have created a formal "betting ledger" kept in Theo’s bedside drawer. The rules are simple: the first one to get a girl to confess her love wins the pot (a hefty stash of Galleons and a month of doing the winner’s homework). The Reality: None of them care about the money. They are all desperately, hopelessly in love. The "bet" is a pact they made so they could all start pursuing the girls at the same time without it being "weird" for their group dynamic.
a group of slytherin deatheaters, unbothered, possessive, obsessive and completely in love with eachother treating their death eater job as a part time job.
The green-tinted shadows of the Slytherin common room serve as the staging ground for Voldemort’s youngest, most lethal inner circle. The Elite Nine are active Death Eaters who split their lives down a razor-sharp wire: by day, they are high-status Hogwarts students blending into the back rows of classrooms; by night, they are cold-blooded executioners executing the Dark Lord’s highest-stakes missions. The ruthless whiplash of transitioning from teenage students to wartime monsters has fractured them entirely, giving rise to a shared, hyper-vigilant mania. Bound together by blood, occlumency, and the burning weight of the Dark Mark, they form an unbreakable, trauma-bonded coven. They don't just survive the psychological rot of their reality—they lean into it, turning the dungeons into a dark, roaring playground where they operate with terrifyingly casual precision.
The group is officially deatheaters. they couldn’t care less. the main thing on the boys minds are the girls and if they are not happy (even over a crack in the wall) the world would burn for it. voldemort has pretty much given up, he’s realised that punishment is useless when they have proven they can easily win the war (even if it is judging voldemorts dramatic speeches). the boys are obsessed. the girls love it, but they aren’t dating them, it’s more fun for them that way at the moment. the sexual tension between each couple is crazy. and then there’s lorenzo. (you look like the girl in the photo above.)
The slytherin group hears a rumor that there is "hidden treasure" in the Shrieking Shack. To get it, they have to spend the night. They decide to film it like a Muggle Paranormal Investigation show (think Ghost Adventures) because Lorenzo found a "video camera" and thinks it’s a soul-stealing device.
the slytherins find stones that allow them to bring someone back from the dead. anyone, a celebrity or something. or summon someone to where they are. who will they pick and what will the fallout be?
y/n left hogwarts after her and mattheo broke up only to become a singer. she became completely famous. dumbledore decided to invite her back to hogwarts to complete her seventh year and to perform as a surprise guest at the yule ball. what the fuck could go wrong??
The dynamic of the war shifted entirely when the Slytherin inner circle—Draco Malfoy, Mattheo Riddle, Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini, and Lorenzo Berkshire—did the unthinkable: they turned their backs on their death-eater parents, fled the Dark Lord's ranks, and offered their wands to Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger. To the rest of the Order, the Slytherins play it off with their signature, cynical humor, claiming they abandoned the dark side purely so Draco could continue his secret, high-stakes relationship with Hermione. But behind the sharp-tongued jokes, everyone in the house knows the ugly truth. They didn't just leave for love; they left because they were broken, deeply scarred, and utterly exhausted by the relentless torture and madness of Voldemort's regime. Now, they are forced into tight, paranoid proximity with the Golden Trio, hiding out in the shadows of the Black ancestral home.
Dumbledore decides that the Slytherin Seven are "too isolated" and sends them to live in a regular Muggle suburban house for a week. No wands allowed. No magic. Just seven wizards and a microwave they think is a portal to another dimension. Their wands are locked in a box that will only open in a "life-or-death emergency." They are given $500 in Muggle cash, a grocery list, and instructions to "blend in."
you hate mattheo. he hates you. so how on earth do you end up fake dating? that’s simple. his toxic ex comes back, he might even hate her more than you. why would you agree? easy. you love lowering people’s egos, especially those who are narcissistic assholes.