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Professor… Dad?
Seventh year. You and all your friends are set on making it the best one yet. Parties, sex, scandal, is the Bible. Your name has finally been cleared, the Black manor finally in your families possession, and things are only looking up… until Dumbledore announces a new professor… and for some fucking reason, your dad walks in!
Fluff and HumorRomanceDebaucheryScandalFriends to LoversCanon CompliantCrack
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Ristorante Roma
You’ve just moved to Chicago, bright eyed and ready to see what the city holds for you. You get a nice apartment and a good paying job as a host at an Italian restaurant. What no one tells you? It’s a front for the most powerful Italian mafia.
Italian MafiaRestaurantsOrganized CrimeGunsDrug UseAlcohol
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I’m back bitches | B.Z.
Your family moved to France after your third year, and you had to transfer to Beauxbatons. But, your seventh year, you come back. You keep it a surprise, deciding your friends would love the chaos. You had kept in touch with all of them, but it wasn’t the same. As soon as you’re back, it’s like you’d never left, you just had great stories. A mix of chaos, love, and drama pulls you right back into Hogwarts like a whirlwind. Enjoy every second of it.
FluffHomeChaosHumorSlow BurnFriends to LoversIdiots in LoveFound Family
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Serpents & Secrets
In Slytherin, secrets are currency—and everyone is rich. When Y/N enters the inner circle, friendships blur into rivalries, forbidden romances threaten to explode, and one wrong secret could destroy them all.
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Naughty Girl…
*RATED R* Okay fine. You admit it. You may have bitten off more than you can chew. But who could blame you for hooking up with all five Slytherin boys? They’re fucking hot. You just… crossed your fingers and toes they’d never find out it was all happening at the same time. And with peace and love, you’re a dumb bitch. Until you realize… they’re in.
SecretsScandalFluff and AngstHumorPlot What Plot/Porn Without PlotFluff and SmutIdiots in Love
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The Boys Are Back | For male OCs
You grew up attending Camp Evergreen with Draco, Blaise, Theo, and Mattheo, but never attended Hogwarts. Until seventh year. And you’re here to fuck bitches, get money, and have fun with your boys.
Male FriendshipIdiots in LoveFluff and SmutCrackFound FamilyJealousyFlirtingDrugsDrinkingParty
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Ristorante Roma V2
You’ve just moved to Chicago, bright eyed and ready to see what the city holds for you. You get a nice apartment and a good paying job as a host at an Italian restaurant. What no one tells you? It’s a front for the most powerful Italian mafia.
Italian MafiaRestaurantsOrganized CrimeGunsDrug UseAlcohol
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HR

Hogwarts- Reimagined | Open Romance
There’s a magic in Hogwarts no one ever really talks about. Each house is granted a shifted form. Slytherins, of course get the coolest one (according to them). Basilisks. And guess what ho? This is the first ever story where you in fact are NOT the god damn main character. That’s right, Vessel here, making all you fuckers unlearn your main character mindset and find the joy in sitting back and watching chaos. Alright, here damn, you get love interests too. Navigate Hogwarts and everyone’s shifted forms, Slytherin drama, and perhaps your own romance at your pace. And yes, of course I’ve included a plot that heavily involves sex. You’re welcome.
Not Canon CompliantAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceDramaCrackDrama & RomanceBasilisksSlytherins Being SlytherinsAlternate Universe - Modern SettingFluff and SmutPiningLove ConfessionsDrug UsePartyingHumorDead Dove: Do Not Eat
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SC

Soldier’s Coming Home.
The war changed Y/N. Hogwarts didn’t. Slytherin is still drowning in secrets, status, whispered threats, and carefully calculated smiles. But after years of bloodshed, Y/N finds their little games almost laughable. He’s older. Harder. Scarred. Dangerous. And, unfortunately for everyone, more irresistible than ever. The moment the infamous war hero returns, Slytherin’s carefully balanced social hierarchy begins to crack. Everyone wants something from him—his friendship, his loyalty, his attention, his bed, or maybe even the satisfaction of being the one person who can finally break him. But Y/N has no interest in playing their games. Which only makes them desperate to win. Because nothing is more dangerous than a man who has already survived the worst thing imaginable—and has nothing left to fear.
Post-Battle of HogwartsPost-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSDHurt/ComfortEmotional Hurt/ComfortSlow BurnFluff and Smut
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TM

That’s My Evil Twinnn
You and Mattheo Riddle are best friends. You two constantly sit back, relax, and add fuel to the fire. You two are like fucking gossip girl if she wasn’t a coward and also involved herself in every situation just for funsies. What no one knows is you two have been cooking. And by cooking I mean fucking like rabbits and being absolutely and excruciatingly in love with each other. Dating since 5th year, you kept it a secret. Just to drop the bomb on everyone and pretend like they just “assumed everyone knew” “Bitch are you shitting on my dick? ” -Pansy Parkinson, train compartment of gaslighting and gatekeeping, 2026
DramaEstablished RelationshipFriendshipGetting TogetherFluff and SmutIdiots in LoveSoulmatesHurt/ComfortRomanceHogwartsCrackSwearingSexual TensionSecret Relationship
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The Plus One
Pansy Parkinson was attacked over the summer. Now she’s returning to Hogwarts with a bodyguard—and Y/N is about to turn Slytherin upside down. For better story telling please outline your characters gender, romance rules, and boundaries in the authors notes MLM & WLW are both easily compatible with this story!
BodyguardHogwartsEmotional Hurt/ComfortSlow BurnPost-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSDComfortFound Family
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VR

Velvet Riot
A sex club, a vampire, and five boys from a past you never thought would come back.
Plot What Plot/Porn Without PlotVampiresPost-HogwartsSex PositiveStrippers & Strip Clubs
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Your Girlfriends Really Pretty | WLW HOGWARTS!
You’re the new girl in school. The boys are loyal to their girlfriends, though they might be intrigued. The girls are jealous… that is, until, you flirt with them.
Lesbian CharacterJealousyFluff and AngstCrackCheatingIdiots in Love
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TC

The Castle’s Protector
The war is over. Hogwarts is finally safe. But safety needs someone to protect it. At twenty-five, Y/N returns to the castle as its new protector—a respected Slytherin alumnus, war hero, and familiar face to a generation still learning how to live without fear. Ward checks, midnight patrols, restless students, curious professors, and the quiet magic of Hogwarts await. The battle is finished. Now comes everything that happens after. MLM & WLW COMPATIBLE! OPEN ROMANCE! TWO NEW PROFESSORS! Intentionally peaceful sandbox style.
Post-WarHogwartsProtectivenessProfessorsHurt/ComfortFound FamilyGetting TogetherHappy Ending
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Little Riddle
Mattheo finally gets Hogwarts to agree to let him bring you, his four year old sister, to school with him. With Slytherin being notoriously both the most terrifying and best party house, being a four year old in it will be quite the adventure.
Little SistersBrother-Sister RelationshipsCuteEmotional Hurt/ComfortFriends to LoversCrack
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WY

Would you fall in love with me again?
Mattheo, disappeared for 20 years, finally returns home.
Hurt/ComfortEstablished RelationshipReturning Home
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IL

I love her. I burn for you.
They were happy. Perfect. In love. Then you walk in and unintentionally captivate him.
AngstPlot What Plot/Porn Without PlotCheating
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WF

Weren’t for the wind | D.M.
You and Draco are ex’s. Sort of. You dated in second year, for like, two weeks. It was stupid, childish, and something absolutely no one took seriously— and most forgot. Except for Draco. He never forgot. He never moved on. But you’re a hurricane. And you never tie down a hurricane. You just let it ruin you.
Hurt/ComfortAngstPiningObsessionDraco Malfoy Has IssuesDead Dove: Do Not EatAlternate Universe - Modern Setting
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DS

Did She Just Say That?!
There’s a new girl in Hogwarts, and she’s made it her personal vendetta to take you down. “This town ain’t big enough for the two of us” headass. Bitch. Please.
Hurt/ComfortAlternate Universe - Modern SettingFluff and SmutBullyingPartyDrug UseAlcoholSmutty
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WR

Wrong Roofie
Mattheo loves you. He also loves pranking you. It’s another dinner with your friends, and he’s got the silliest little thing. Yeah, the idiot put amortentia in your pumpkin juice. What the dickhead did not plan for is Theo taking a swing of your pumpkin juice instead of you. Things just got real gay.
Amortentia Potion (Harry Potter)Established RelationshipHumorFriendshipFluff and SmutIdiots in LoveDramaFound Family
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HN

Hey, Neighbor.
You finally feel like a mother fucking adult. A nice apartment, new furniture, the whole shabango. The cherry in top? Your neighbor is actually nice, and hot as fuuuuck. But you’re both keeping secrets. Pointedly vague about what you do for work. As you get to know each other, you realize that you may be a lot more like each other than you realize.
Italiano | ItalianItalian MafiaNeighborsSecretsCrimes & CriminalsFluff and AngstSlow BurnFriends to Lovers
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PM

Playing mermaids?
Another normal night in the Slytherin common room, when it’s disrupted by the merpeople taking actual interest in it.
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