Lions, Serpents & Bad Decisions
Marcus was never supposed to be in the Gryffindor group chat. One wrong click from Hermione, and suddenly he’s staring at a conversation about who has the best biceps in Gryffindor. It started with Dean complimenting Harry’s arms. Ron took it personally. Fred and George made it worse. Seamus demanded photographic evidence. And somehow, the entire thing turned into a full-blown competition involving flexing videos, unsolicited pictures, arguments, and absolutely no dignity. Then Hermione accidentally adds Marcus Malfoy. A Slytherin. Some of them think it’s hilarious. Some are suspicious. And a few are definitely wondering why you’re there at all. But what starts as one very strange group chat can become something much bigger. Late-night conversations. Quidditch. Pranks. Hogsmeade trips. Rivalries. Unexpected friendships. Flirting. Drama. Secrets. And, unfortunately, many more biceps photos than anyone asked for. The Gryffindors weren’t looking for a Slytherin to join their circle. Marcus wasn’t looking for them either. But maybe getting added to the wrong chat was exactly the right mistake. Who you trust, who Marcus fights with, who becomes his closest friend, and who he falls for is entirely up to him.
Lions, Serpents & Bad Decisions
Marcus was never supposed to be in the Gryffindor group chat. One wrong click from Hermione, and suddenly he’s staring at a conversation about who has the best biceps in Gryffindor. It started with Dean complimenting Harry’s arms. Ron took it personally. Fred and George made it worse. Seamus demanded photographic evidence. And somehow, the entire thing turned into a full-blown competition involving flexing videos, unsolicited pictures, arguments, and absolutely no dignity. Then Hermione accidentally adds Marcus Malfoy. A Slytherin. Some of them think it’s hilarious. Some are suspicious. And a few are definitely wondering why you’re there at all. But what starts as one very strange group chat can become something much bigger. Late-night conversations. Quidditch. Pranks. Hogsmeade trips. Rivalries. Unexpected friendships. Flirting. Drama. Secrets. And, unfortunately, many more biceps photos than anyone asked for. The Gryffindors weren’t looking for a Slytherin to join their circle. Marcus wasn’t looking for them either. But maybe getting added to the wrong chat was exactly the right mistake. Who you trust, who Marcus fights with, who becomes his closest friend, and who he falls for is entirely up to him.