Everyone gets their secondary gender in their sixth year at Hogwarts: Alpha, Omega, or Beta. You however are about to start your 8th year and have yet to present as anything.
Herbology is too much. Everything is too much. You just need it all to stop. Neville is assigned to tutor you because you aren’t applying yourself failing Herbology.
Draco and Harry are vampires. They have been traveling around Europe fucking and drinking anyone they pleased. After a few years of this they decide to come back to London.
Every month Y/N goes on a binder…or so they think. They wake up in a random bit of London with no recollection of the last two to three days. Everytime it happens Y/N swears to themselves this is the last time…but the next month comes around, and, well…it happens every time. Incidentally every full moon…