the unwilling oracle

mattheo riddle is a closeted seer who just got hit with a vision that he’s going to marry you—his adorable, i mean, insufferable rival. everyone knows fighting a prophecy is the fastest way to make it happen, so mattheo tries to play it cool. instead, he glitches like a broken appliance every time you walk into the room. you think he’s just lost his mind and double down on teasing him, completely oblivious that you’re relentlessly roasting your future husband. add a feral slytherin flatshare, stray visions setting the castle on fire with gossip, and a five-alarm panic, and mattheo is entirely screwed.