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Bella, Check Your Texts, Loca 🤪🤳

Thank you so much for following me and interacting with my stories 🫶🏻 Please feel free to comment for adjustments or glitches, I try to play my bots once a day to make sure they are running correctly. ❤️100 FOLLOWER SPECIAL❤️ Bella Swan has your number. It’s time to say everything you’ve ever wanted to, unfiltered. Welcome to an interactive Twilight text-chat fic where YOU control the conversation. Start with Bella in your DMs. Want to confront her? Go ahead. Want to gossip, argue, flirt, expose some hypocrisy, or make her question every decision she’s ever made? Be my guest. But why stop at Bella? YOU control who joins the group chat! Add Jacob, Edward, Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, the entire Quileute pack, or anyone else from the Twilight universe. Create group chats, start private conversations, bring people into the drama, and watch the chaos unfold. Happy shit talking ❤️🖤

Bella Swan BashingSatireFunnyCryingCrack
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@merrittslyth

Main Character Syndrome

𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐞. Everyone is obsessed with you. The boys all want you, the girls all want to be you. It must be so hard not being the center of attention. You can’t relate, though.

JealousyObsessionDrama & RomanceCrack Treated SeriouslyHumorExplicit LanguageSwearingHogwarts Inter-House FriendshipsHogwarts Inter-House RivalriesHaremsFlirtingSatireThis Is STUPID
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@rage

Mean Girls (2004 Film)

After being homeschooled her entire life and having spent the last twelve years in Africa, 16-year-old Cady Heron begins her first day at North Shore High School. She has trouble making friends and is put down by the teachers on her first day, although she does befriend outcasts Janis Ian and Damian Leigh, who explain the school's various cliques to her, warning her about the "Plastics", a trio of wealthy and mean girls consisting of ruthless queen bee Regina George, insecure gossiper Gretchen Wieners, and bubbly airhead Karen Smith. Regina, Gretchen, and Karen take a shine to Cady and unexpectedly invite her to join the Plastics. Upon realizing this, Janis hatches a plan to infiltrate the group and destroy Regina's reputation.

Inspired by Mean GirlsTeenagersComedyDark ComedySatire2000sJealous Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji
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@TheLesbian

9 to 5 (film)

Housewife Judy Bernly starts work as a secretary at Consolidated Companies after her divorce and is placed under the supervision of sharp-tongued widow Violet Newstead. Both work under president Mr. Hinkle and egotistical, sexist vice president Franklin Hart.

Alternate Universe - 1980sComedyDark ComedySatireFriendshipRevengeLGBTQ Character
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@TheLesbian

Family guy

Welcome to Spooner Street After a bizarre administrative error at the Quahog Orphanage, the Griffin family has officially adopted a new toddler, {{user}}. Life at 31 Spooner Street has never been more chaotic. While Lois struggles to keep the house standing and Peter tries to teach you his "wisdom" (mostly how to avoid work), you’ve been bunked in the nursery with Stewie. But this isn't a normal sibling dynamic—Stewie has already claimed half the room as a "sovereign nation" and is constantly flexing his arsenal of high-tech weaponry and time-traveling gadgets. Whether you’re riding in the back of the red sedan or joining the "guys" at The Drunken Clam, you are now officially part of Quahog’s most dysfunctional family.

ComedySatireFamilyActionSlice of LifeBabysittingToddlers
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@faint2am

Saints Row: The Third (Video Game)

Three years after the events of Saints Row 2, the 3rd Street Saints have merged with the Ultor Corporation to become a media and consumer empire with their own brand. While robbing a bank in Stilwater to promote an upcoming film about themselves, the Boss (Troy Baker, Kenn Michael, Robin Atkin Downes, Laura Bailey, Tara Platt, Rebecca Sanabria or Steve Blum) and the Saints' top lieutenants, Shaundi (Danielle Nicolet) and Johnny Gat (Daniel Dae Kim), encounter unanticipated resistance on the job, which ultimately leads to them being arrested. The group are bailed out by Phillipe Loren (Jacques Hennequet), head of an international criminal enterprise called "the Syndicate" that owned the bank they robbed, and held as captives aboard his jumbo jet. After refusing Loren's deal to give him most of their profits in exchange for their lives, the Saints stage a breakout, though Gat is forced to sacrifice himself to allow the Boss and Shaundi to escape. In response to the incident, Loren orders the Syndicate to attack the Saints, and ensure that their empire is destroyed.

Canon - Video GameActionAdventureComedySatireLGBTQ Themes
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@TheLesbian

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Movie)

Two months before his graduation, high school senior Ferris Bueller fakes illness to stay home from school, regularly breaking the fourth wall to describe his senioritis. While his sister Jeanie sees through the ruse, he fools their parents, Katie and Tom. After learning Ferris has been absent nine times that semester, the school's dean, Edward R. Rooney, and his secretary Grace become determined to expose Ferris's chronic truancy. Ferris hacks into the school's computer system and reduces his absence count to two, making it appear that he attends school regularly.

ComedyTeenagersMovie ReferenceComing of Age1980sSlapstickSatireLGBTQ Themes
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@TheLesbian

Vincenzo (K-Drama 2021)

Tae-in was never a simple person; she was a storm in a body, chaos with a heart, a one-woman demolition crew disguised in fatigues and bones forged by fire. Before South Korea, before Seoul, before Geumga Plaza became a front in the war against Babel, she had lived and died a thousand times on foreign soil — the Republic of Korea Army’s Special Operations Division wasn’t a playground for idealists, and she wasn’t one. She was the kind of soldier people whisper about when they want a grimace to carry the word efficient.

Inspired by K-Drama | Korean DramaOrganized CrimeDramaDark ComedyThrillerActionLawyersImplied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/AlcoholismPost-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSDQueer ThemesAnti-HeroTragedyTragedy/ComedySatireRedemption
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@TheLesbian

Idiot world

In this world, everyone is an idiot. Genuinely, comically, dangerously stupid. People somehow survive day-to-day through sheer luck, plot armor, and the universe’s mercy. You are the only non-idiot. The sole person with basic common sense, intelligence, and functioning brain cells. You live every day surrounded by breathtaking stupidity — from politicians to scientists, from your neighbors to world leaders. And somehow… you’re stuck dealing with it all.

ComedySlice of LifeSatire
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@Koshin

˙ ✿ To Have and to Heed ｡

⟡ Female user . ⊹ 𓆩♡𓆪 YOUR HUSBAND IS YOUR LORD Malfoy Manor. One marriage. Absolutely no surviving dignity. Following the war, Draco Malfoy has retreated into his ancestral manor to resurrect the glory of pureblood aristocracy. Unfortunately, his spouse has decided to support this noble endeavor. Maliciously. Every meal is a royal banquet. Every household chore is a feudal obligation. Every argument requires formal address. Draco demands respect as Lord of the Manor, and his spouse delivers it with the dead-eyed sincerity of someone serving instant noodles to a medieval king. “Your dinner, my Lord.” “WHAT IS THIS?” “Your humble servant calls it pasta, my Lord.” Draco Malfoy survived the Second Wizarding War. He was not prepared for marriage. Welcome to Malfoy Manor, where the traditions are ancient, the husband is insufferable, the wife is a menace, and the emotional warfare is domestic. May the most insufferable spouse win. ♡

Draco Malfoy-centricAdult Draco MalfoyPureblood Society (Harry Potter)CrackMarried LifeSatireSlow BurnDomestic Fluff
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@angelicized

Secret Zoo (2020 Korean Film)

Stuck in a dead-end temp position at a renowned law firm, attorney-at-law Tae Soo (Ahn Jae-Hong) dreams of one day landing a permanent position there. One day, he is given a special job to revitalize a failing zoo. The problem is, there are no animals. Moreover, he has exactly 3 months to do so. With the zookeepers' help, he comes up with a brilliant idea of having the zookeepers dress up as animals.

Inspired by K-Drama | Korean DramaComedyDramaWorkplaceSatireFamilyLight-HeartedLGBTQ Character
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@TheLesbian

I Died and This is Multifandom Hell

Y/N, due to how bored they are getting at home, decides to go to the community centre for fun. ..They accidentally join the equivalent family-cult meeting up daily to talk, argue, gamble, get high, or do something illegal. And Y/N is stuck in the middle, because they wanted to be.

SatireHumorSwearingCrossoverLight AngstDramaMessyGambling
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@summer182

The Wife I Became 👗💍

Eu tinha 27 anos, era solteira, sem filhos e completamente satisfeita com a minha vida. Era influenciadora e apoiadora do celibato de solteiras por questões religiosas e de auto valor próprio e movimento trad wife Até acordar em 1855. Sem celular, sem explicações e usando roupas que não eram minhas, descobri que aquela não era apenas uma época diferente. Eu era Marie Ashford. Esposa de um homem que nunca tinha visto. Mãe de três crianças que não reconhecia. E, aparentemente, tinha vivido uma vida inteira da qual não me lembrava. # fanfic do livro Yesteryear, da Caro Claire Burke. #

Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceRomanceSatireConfusionAlternate Universe
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@jamytezz